But wait, how could Kavanaugh have been involved in gang rape

[ProfessorPlum]

when he was a virgin? I don't get it.

























just kidding

[Solly Mack]

1. When I was in high school, people claimed they were virgins even while they engaged in anal and oral

sex.

Somehow, anal and oral didn't count.

So, who knows WTF he means by it.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. But he said in Fox interview...no sexual intercourse

of any kind !

[Solly Mack]

9. Probably didn't masturbate either.

Snort

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. Not on calendar.

[Solly Mack]

15. LMAO. There you go! It didn't happen.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Ew...do have to kind of agree...with k's

Lawyer. Why would you witness multiple gang rapes and still go back. Does that make me a loser?

[Solly Mack]

21. Kids do and tell themselves stupid shit.

Some girls probably tell themselves "Not me". I'm a good girl. What's happening behind that door isn't my problem because that could never happen to me.

And, until it did happen to her, she probably blamed the other victims for what happened to them.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

22. Yes...probably thinking about it from my experience

Before the 1980s. Perhaps it went on but boys weren't so bold as to openly "line up" in front of the rest of us. Still hard for me to believe girls knew this was happening and the guys got away with it and the girls kept hanging with them. Just can't picture it, sorry.

[Solly Mack]

23. Some girls still dated and even married (in 1 case) the gang rapists at my old high school

Defended them after they were charged. Blamed the victim. Stood by them the whole way.

[onecaliberal]

10. He didn't have sexual relations with that woman.

[ProfessorPlum]

4. sounds like virginity was a state of mind

[Solly Mack]

11. No kidding. I was amazed when classmates would say it.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

2. That's what -45 tutored him on ...lie, lie, deny,

deny.

Trump's just waiting for K to have more than his 19 accusers.

[brush]

5. Don't go there as there is a religious precedent (sarcasm gif here)

[prudence54]

6. Right.. and how could he have raped anyone..

If he didn't write it down on his calendar??? /s

[ProfessorPlum]

7. It's unpossible!

[Blaukraut]

8. Living vicariously through his buddy; or through osmosis, like a contact high

Or yea, maybe he's lying

[gratuitous]

12. Also, it's not on his calendar anywhere

Like we tell our med mal doctors, if it's not in the chart, it didn't happen. If Judge Kreepazoid didn't write it on his calendar, then it couldn't possibly have happened! Q to the E to the D, checkmate libtards, and Trump wins again!

Look for this bogus argument, nearly verbatim, on a Fox outlet near you soon.

[QC]

13. He is so pure he doesn't even have genitals.

Got a crotch like a barbie doll, that 'un does.

[area51]

16. Maybe he's got

secondary virginity.

[MrScorpio]

17. Maybe he's a born again virgin

[ProfessorPlum]

18. indeed

[Wounded Bear]

19. Obviously, the definition of "virgin" only covers "willing" partners...