Trump to hold solo news conference

[Separation]

I cant even begin to imagine what this dotard is going to covfefe about.

The fact that it's coming now is interesting.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I hope he explodes like a pumpkin dropped from a water tower.

Orange goop everywhere.

[Separation]

3. That would be a site to see

I hope he goes full World Wide Wrestling off script. It's not it would surprise me though.

[left-of-center2012]

2. Predict a day?

[Separation]

6. In the next few hours?

Maybe I misunderstood you?

[left-of-center2012]

10. I was asking for more details

[Separation]

16. Gotcha!

Sorry about that.

Watching him now live. He obviously lives on a different planet then we do. Just in the way he talks. It's like if he repeats something enough it will become true.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. acquisitions

Acquisitions and covfefe. These are the subjects of the Clown of the UN.

[cynatnite]

5. He'll be a dick as usual...

Call the press the enemy of the people, take softball questions, talk over anyone he can't bully.

[diva77]

7. BREAKING: The wolf who cried wolf to howl at 5 pm.

[GeorgeGist]

8. Another date with Kimmy?

[rzemanfl]

9. I going to watch like a coxswain, yelling-

Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.

[John Fante]

11. I can't stomach his face or his voice.

I'll read the transcript later.

[HipChick]

12. How about the reporters just laugh at him?

instead of asking questions that they never get answers to?

[jcgoldie]

13. Admitted sexual assaulter holds press conference...

...to vouch for the character of man accused of multiple sexual assaults.

[TeamPooka]

14. if they get a chance to ask questions the WH pres corps will ask the wrong ones.

[trueblue2007]

15. (all breathy) ..... Mediahhhhhh

[Separation]

23. He needs to be committed.

He makes a comment as if he is suprised to see all that MEDIA at his news conference.

He has lost it.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. He's going solo? So low we can't hear him, or so low he'll be called gutter boy?

[gratuitous]

18. I will now predict the future

Trump will launch into a tirade lasting anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes, yammering about how great he is, how unfair everything else is, and a recitation of what some unspecified "everyone" knows or is telling him. He will talk about how great Rachel Mitchell is, even though he couldn't pick her photo out of six-shot array with five dudes. He will take three or fewer questions from friendlies, no follow ups, and waddle away from the microphones.

He will not talk about Florence recovery efforts.

[Separation]

20. Wow

I knew I was gonna have to wear my shit waders. But God, damn this is bad.

[Totally Tunsie]

21. On CNN's "New Day" this morning,

Maggie Haberman says this is tRump getting in the "first word" regarding the hearings.

[demmiblue]

22. He is starting to lose it already.