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Grave Grumbler

(160 posts)
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:20 PM Aug 2012

If you could eliminate one person from history...who would it be?

Last edited Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:55 PM - Edit history (1)

The rules:  You can use your time machine (once only) to go back in history and prevent the conception of any person.  Example:  You want to stop Hitler from being born, so you go up to Klara Pölzl (Adolph's mother) in 1880 and give her 10,000 marks to emigrate to the USA.  She never meets let alone marries Alois, so voila...no Adolph.  This will have the incidental effect of preventing his brothers from being born as well, of course.

After you prevent your target from being conceived, you snap back to 2012 and enjoy living in a world made better by your actions. Bear in mind, though, that removing someone from history may not have that great an effect. If you prevent Thomas Edison from existing, someone is still going to invent the phonograph and the light bulb. They may be called by other names, and they may be delayed by a decade or so, but things tend to get invented when it's time to invent them.

I would note that some individuals would be exceptions. If you took out Isaac Newton (heaven knows why, but it's your choice), modern science as we know it may be delayed by half a century.  Prevent Jesus Christ or Muhammad from existing, and history may change so much that the present day would be virtually unrecognizable.

Anyway, that's the setup. Who do you pick, and what do you think would be the result of this person not existing?

(My pick is to take out Hitler)

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If you could eliminate one person from history...who would it be? (Original Post) Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 OP
Ronald Reagan cantbeserious Aug 2012 #1
Yep! LeftofObama Aug 2012 #5
You picked the most accurate answer NNN0LHI Aug 2012 #24
My first choice. GentryDixon Aug 2012 #28
Exactly malokvale77 Aug 2012 #51
My first thought too. 99Forever Aug 2012 #52
Ding Ding Ding! Freddie Aug 2012 #60
Wow, very first name that came to my mind, too! graywarrior Aug 2012 #66
Effect not cause. Too late. eom leveymg Aug 2012 #92
Yep! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2012 #93
Beat me to it. Free association, y'know? no_hypocrisy Aug 2012 #102
Saint Ronnie was just a fool, propped up by the powers behind the throne. Lasher Aug 2012 #113
I'd rather it were HW HarveyDarkey Aug 2012 #210
Prescott Bush would be even better LiberalEsto Aug 2012 #312
You're right, even better HarveyDarkey Aug 2012 #368
My thoughts were to eliminate Prescott's pappy... or his dad HCE SuiGeneris Aug 2012 #385
+1000! LiberalEsto Aug 2012 #311
You win Canuckistanian Aug 2012 #135
Before he was president, he was gov of Calif and he wrecked my home state. SammyWinstonJack Aug 2012 #159
Yes, for sure..... Tikki Aug 2012 #177
I chose Ronald Reagan; the beginning of the end of the United States of America. northoftheborder Aug 2012 #217
My first choice too. Zoeisright Aug 2012 #265
ABSOLUTELY nt Raine Aug 2012 #273
For Reagan, I'd work on getting the Communist Party to not reject his attempt to join JHB Aug 2012 #324
DU Trolls. RagAss Aug 2012 #2
Bwahahahaha! Spot on. nt valerief Aug 2012 #76
The idiot standing in front of me who can't decide what kind of donut he wants. rug Aug 2012 #3
How true. part man all 86 Aug 2012 #14
We have simple needs. rug Aug 2012 #17
LOL!! Good one ! BlueJazz Aug 2012 #105
So funny! ZombieHorde Aug 2012 #139
Massachusetts has a strong lottery crimson77 Aug 2012 #145
This is why Massachusetts has strong gun control laws. rug Aug 2012 #152
It could also be that i lack patience crimson77 Aug 2012 #185
I hate the lottery guy! UnrepentantLiberal Aug 2012 #275
Yes, as if it never occured to him while he was waiting in line hughee99 Aug 2012 #331
Awesome post!!! liberallibral Aug 2012 #335
Richard Nixon DainBramaged Aug 2012 #4
I don't know... Whiskeytide Aug 2012 #336
The Versailles treaty would have been the same treestar Aug 2012 #6
I've read a lot on the subject and I don't think I've read a single historian cali Aug 2012 #41
You think people don't have free will? treestar Aug 2012 #248
huh? what does that have to do with what I posted? cali Aug 2012 #283
So you've never read a book by any historian who holds the people of that era in Germany treestar Aug 2012 #357
All the elements were there waiting for someone like Hitler The Second Stone Aug 2012 #321
Of course a movement needs hundreds of thousands cali Aug 2012 #347
It was Hitler. He was quite an orator and all he needed was a scapegoat and he had one. demosincebirth Aug 2012 #110
Other people would have been good orators treestar Aug 2012 #247
The correct term is not "orator"; it is "demagogue." WinkyDink Aug 2012 #359
My thoughts exactly. The Versailles treaty wake.up.america Aug 2012 #277
Without Hitler.... loyalsister Aug 2012 #399
Eliminate Lee Harvey Oswald. Selatius Aug 2012 #7
That would make an interesting premise for a sci-fi novel IDemo Aug 2012 #42
Stephen King just wrote one. Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #53
Inglorious Basterds...getting rid of Hitler Sheepshank Aug 2012 #307
There was a sci-fi TV show something like 20 years ago where they did this jeff47 Aug 2012 #131
I remember that episode, but I don't remember the nuclear war part... 1monster Aug 2012 #157
Twilight Zone "Profile in Silver" MicaelS Aug 2012 #198
We'd still not know for sure. RC Aug 2012 #140
Technically, time travel backward is impossible from what we know. Selatius Aug 2012 #271
GHW Bush would have just picked someone else to pull the trigger ThomThom Aug 2012 #313
Since you took the obvious one, I'll go US-centric. Ruby the Liberal Aug 2012 #8
Good pick. MyshkinCommaPrince Aug 2012 #94
Oliver Cromwell. Peregrine Took Aug 2012 #9
That's a damn good choice eom Bombtrack Aug 2012 #62
Particularly, if you're Irish Catholic. leveymg Aug 2012 #78
I searched first, and you beat me to this one! MrMickeysMom Aug 2012 #158
I guess Stalin. Lone_Star_Dem Aug 2012 #10
I'd go with Stalin, I don't think anyone ever lived who was responsible for more death 1-Old-Man Aug 2012 #68
Stalin had much more time. n/t amandabeech Aug 2012 #134
If pure bodycount is the criteria then Hong Xiuquan. AngryAmish Aug 2012 #296
Milton Friedman part man all 86 Aug 2012 #11
He's part of my top ten list IDemo Aug 2012 #47
my choice, too grntuscarora Aug 2012 #81
Definitely on the short list. hifiguy Aug 2012 #122
Lee Harvey Oswald. Baitball Blogger Aug 2012 #12
Perhaps by sending him on another covert operation? MrMickeysMom Aug 2012 #160
No kidding. Raster Aug 2012 #378
The Koch roach brother's father Vincardog Aug 2012 #13
Prescott Bush sadbear Aug 2012 #15
that'd be my choice as well... n/t nebenaube Aug 2012 #34
Has to be on everyone's Top Ten. leveymg Aug 2012 #79
Samuel P Bush. If we are going back that far. My choice is reagan, SammyWinstonJack Aug 2012 #186
never mind... i googled it HiPointDem Aug 2012 #274
My choice as well n/t dflprincess Aug 2012 #197
Yup! Without him we wouldn't have Raygun, Bush, and the whole damn BFEE. Initech Aug 2012 #216
Vladimir Lenin joshcryer Aug 2012 #16
Are you crazy? Who could replace him, and why would you if leveymg Aug 2012 #82
That's the point, he was irreplaceable. joshcryer Aug 2012 #88
Why would you obviate the Bolshevik Revolution, and if so, what are you doing here? leveymg Aug 2012 #111
There would have been a revolution... white_wolf Aug 2012 #117
The OP is about *one* figure, I did *not* say get rid of Trotsky or even *Stalin*! joshcryer Aug 2012 #125
No, you didn't. My mistake. white_wolf Aug 2012 #129
Unfortunately, Bogdanoc for all his brilliance, had no revolutionary cred. leveymg Aug 2012 #154
and then the russian side would have lost ww2 to the germans BOG PERSON Aug 2012 #342
I take RZMs position. No civil war = better prepared Soviets. joshcryer Aug 2012 #379
Neuter or equalize is not the same as obviate. joshcryer Aug 2012 #119
What in the world makes you think any of the other movements would have survived the White counter- leveymg Aug 2012 #130
The White movement was never cohesive. joshcryer Aug 2012 #144
That's what Sidney Riley, Boris Brasol, and Major Van Dieman all thought about Lenin leveymg Aug 2012 #208
What a bunch of nonsense. Especially this stuff about Lenin being 'removed.' RZM Aug 2012 #236
Four strokes after he was shot by a pistol allegedly provided by Reilly and Lockhardt. leveymg Aug 2012 #250
So Kaplan was still an anti-Lenin SR RZM Aug 2012 #253
Like the rest of the western role in the Civil War, it virtually assured that a Thermidor and leveymg Aug 2012 #259
Nah not really RZM Aug 2012 #262
What is the basis for your assertion that Lenin would've instituted authoritarianism without ... LooseWilly Aug 2012 #272
I already debunked the idea that authoritarianism was "necessary"... joshcryer Aug 2012 #280
There's a difference between "getting rid of" and "eliminating from history." joshcryer Aug 2012 #238
You don't think "outside meddling changed the overall sinister nature of Marxist-Leninism{sic}"?... LooseWilly Aug 2012 #270
I love you. joshcryer Aug 2012 #278
you're such a good poster BOG PERSON Aug 2012 #344
Yeah, saying someone loves Hitler 2 out of 3 times is charming. joshcryer Aug 2012 #373
It's anti-democratic at its core. joshcryer Aug 2012 #375
Are you arguing that the White Army "civil war", funded and supported by external powers... LooseWilly Aug 2012 #391
Elsewhere you already established you believe totalitarianism was the only way. joshcryer Aug 2012 #393
what does the Bolshevik Revolution have to do with being here, or not?? eom yawnmaster Aug 2012 #233
There's always Free Republic leveymg Aug 2012 #252
That does not answer the question, nor even addresses it. eom yawnmaster Aug 2012 #254
it has everything to do w/ being here to a State Department radical like joshcryer BOG PERSON Aug 2012 #343
What is that supposed to mean? joshcryer Aug 2012 #374
Glad somebody else mentioned him RZM Aug 2012 #153
I slightly disagree with your post down thread though. joshcryer Aug 2012 #171
Yes, but we're talking about removing him from history. Not killing him in 1918 RZM Aug 2012 #192
Fair enough. joshcryer Aug 2012 #205
Why are Germans "out of the picture" after 1918?... When Germany launched a new invasion in 1918? LooseWilly Aug 2012 #276
Constantine Kalidurga Aug 2012 #18
I agree Ricochet21 Aug 2012 #25
Interesting choice! Lone_Star_Dem Aug 2012 #26
Or one of the other major religions would've become predominant instead Posteritatis Aug 2012 #36
But Rome collapsed Ya Basta Aug 2012 #71
The religion persisted nonetheless Posteritatis Aug 2012 #91
"The religion persisted nonetheless." Anyone with a reasonable answer? demosincebirth Aug 2012 #114
Considering the neo-militancy imbued into Jesus-ism in so many Evangelical circles... LooseWilly Aug 2012 #279
Like Islam? Sharia law in the U.S? demosincebirth Aug 2012 #112
Islam showed up centuries after that. (nt) Posteritatis Aug 2012 #149
Fall of the Roman Empire 476 AD. Mohammad visited by the angel Gabriel 612 AD demosincebirth Aug 2012 #231
Great choice indeed Ya Basta Aug 2012 #70
+1,000,000 Tom Ripley Aug 2012 #72
There would have been no Byzantines, or Romanovs, or leveymg Aug 2012 #87
"When you see a fork in the historical road... Take it!" klook Aug 2012 #162
"The future ain't what it used to be." leveymg Aug 2012 #215
They threw the game... LooseWilly Aug 2012 #281
Yes, we were lost but we were making good time. :) (n/t) klook Aug 2012 #301
Would have my choice BlueinOhio Aug 2012 #98
Theodosius goes into nomination - back at you. leveymg Aug 2012 #123
You take Theodosius, I'll take Patriarch Theophilus of Alexandria. Efilroft Sul Aug 2012 #327
Modern version: high-altitude nuclear bursts would wipeout most electronics & data in the world leveymg Aug 2012 #329
lol. Union Scribe Aug 2012 #168
Neo-pagans are *not* pagans. ieoeja Aug 2012 #351
I don't recall saying anything about neo-pagans or anything that would imply I was thinking about.. Kalidurga Aug 2012 #356
The Quaker oats lady, Barbra Bush OffWithTheirHeads Aug 2012 #19
Better yet, her father-in-law. GoCubsGo Aug 2012 #27
Prescott Bush Freddie Aug 2012 #54
George Washington craigmatic Aug 2012 #20
I'm intrigued. sadbear Aug 2012 #23
Well my theory is that if we lost the revolution eventually we'd have become our own country anyway. craigmatic Aug 2012 #38
the British wanted to restrict westward expansion and honoring native American territorial rights Douglas Carpenter Aug 2012 #65
Under that scenario, Mexico would have probably become the dominant nation Uncle Joe Aug 2012 #330
Sorry to burst your bubble Confusious Aug 2012 #69
The other possibility was that there would have been no "United" States.... lastlib Aug 2012 #126
Like German principalities and dukedoms before Bismarck united them into the 1monster Aug 2012 #173
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! liberallibral Aug 2012 #333
Yea, I don't get it either. dmr Aug 2012 #338
Same here (about being embarrassed)!! liberallibral Aug 2012 #355
We're liberals we're not supposed to just accept myths at face value. We're supposed to question and craigmatic Aug 2012 #366
I don't think he's that great. He owned slaves and fought a guerilla war over taxes which should craigmatic Aug 2012 #365
I'm okay with your overall point (that we would have ended up a better place to live). However... ieoeja Aug 2012 #409
All the different acts were mercantilism it was the accepted economic theory of the day. craigmatic Aug 2012 #410
Maximilien de Robespierre Riftaxe Aug 2012 #21
Adam. --nt CrispyQ Aug 2012 #22
Oops there goes the lesser half of the human race. part man all 86 Aug 2012 #39
~lol. CrispyQ Aug 2012 #44
Restore the matriarchy! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Aug 2012 #260
Not really nichomachus Aug 2012 #306
Just one of many myths about the creation of the world and its inhabitants LiberalEsto Aug 2012 #317
I particularly like the one about nichomachus Aug 2012 #319
Cheers... LooseWilly Aug 2012 #282
Gavrilo Princip El Supremo Aug 2012 #29
Arguably the most important person in 20th century history. The world would be a different place. Xithras Aug 2012 #67
If you know about Princip, you should know the Russian Okhrana agent who ran Apis, head of leveymg Aug 2012 #244
Christopher Columbus, n/t Cobalt Violet Aug 2012 #30
So the New World is discovered in the early 16th Century Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #58
The New World was actually discovered by the Vikings Dash87 Aug 2012 #103
Or maybe they thought it too far away (and therefore not defensible and not easy to supply)... MattSh Aug 2012 #268
I didn't see yours before I posted. But wholeheartedly agree. n/t vaberella Aug 2012 #189
SidDithers L0oniX Aug 2012 #31
Ding, ding, ding! Give this 'un a ceegar! Answer of the thread. leveymg Aug 2012 #89
He certainly has a unique ability to piss off Douchebags. Son of Gob Aug 2012 #108
So uhm ...did he pissed you off? L0oniX Aug 2012 #137
No, you seem pretty pissed though. Son of Gob Aug 2012 #163
Could have fooled me. Looked like my suggestion pissed you off. L0oniX Aug 2012 #167
Nope, just making an observation. Son of Gob Aug 2012 #182
It would seem that my dislike of him pisses you off. So are you calling me a Douchebag? L0oniX Aug 2012 #190
Did you just graduate grade school in the last hour? Son of Gob Aug 2012 #201
Sorry you missed the "way back" part. L0oniX Aug 2012 #211
Ignore dungeon? Son of Gob Aug 2012 #212
This post was alerted on. The jury is still out! Update! Let it stand by a vote of 5/1. ohiosmith Aug 2012 #225
He alerted that? Son of Gob Aug 2012 #264
And it's always the same douchebags too sharp_stick Aug 2012 #337
Jesus Christ. Speck Tater Aug 2012 #32
On that same note what about Abraham? Ya Basta Aug 2012 #75
Welcome to DU Union Scribe Aug 2012 #170
Thanks Union Scribe Ya Basta Aug 2012 #290
death and destruction/ religion....who thought up religion... SammyWinstonJack Aug 2012 #213
If Abraham had just gone ahead and whacked Isaac, that would have coalition_unwilling Aug 2012 #261
Bingo! And, yes, the religious nuts would have just substituted Brian for Jesus. stopbush Aug 2012 #267
LOL Only the true Messiah would deny his divinity Ya Basta Aug 2012 #291
Yes, but one could argue (convincingly) a la izquierda Aug 2012 #299
+1 FreeState Aug 2012 #384
I'd take out Gavrilo Princip and give the 20th/21st centuries a do-over. (nt) Posteritatis Aug 2012 #33
Europe was arguably "due" for a World War in 1914. Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #64
Maybe, maybe not. Xithras Aug 2012 #73
Or maybe Franz Ferdinand fishwax Aug 2012 #239
If you've ever watched James Burke's program Connections.. Fumesucker Aug 2012 #35
That was an absolutely BRILLIANT series.... truebrit71 Aug 2012 #303
I think that you should eliminate mass criminals like Hitler to make it more interesting grantcart Aug 2012 #37
Adam CabCurious Aug 2012 #40
Easy. Thomas Edison. Duer 157099 Aug 2012 #43
Tesla RULES!!! liberallibral Aug 2012 #63
I love Tesla too. Free electricity man. Got to love a man for the people. n/t vaberella Aug 2012 #133
Absolutely!!!! liberallibral Aug 2012 #334
Prescott Bush Panasonic Aug 2012 #45
I'm with you. Hitler cali Aug 2012 #46
Agreed Bragi Aug 2012 #200
Well Reagan is an excellent pick. But my pick would be Sarah Quitter Palin. southernyankeebelle Aug 2012 #48
paul of tarsus ProdigalJunkMail Aug 2012 #49
Another good choice! /nt Bragi Aug 2012 #202
I think we may each have picked him for different reasons. Deep13 Aug 2012 #353
maybe so... ProdigalJunkMail Aug 2012 #361
Runny RayGun lpbk2713 Aug 2012 #50
Given the current state of affairs: AYN RAND. kestrel91316 Aug 2012 #55
Zedong... Mao Zedong liberallibral Aug 2012 #56
Alexander Hamilton. Vidar Aug 2012 #101
Phyllis Schlafly Freddie Aug 2012 #57
Sometimes I think if Stalin had never been, Hitler wouldn't have attained absolute power Bombtrack Aug 2012 #59
I wouldn't Spider Jerusalem Aug 2012 #61
It would probably be a different world RZM Aug 2012 #83
Adam bupkus Aug 2012 #74
Lee Harvey Oswald. Kennedy needed to live to complete his vision for America. mfcorey1 Aug 2012 #77
that and he had so many more starlets and hat check girls he wanted to score with. WI_DEM Aug 2012 #97
No, that would be Ronald Reagan. nt mfcorey1 Aug 2012 #288
Genghis Kahn n/t charlyvi Aug 2012 #80
That's an interesting one RZM Aug 2012 #86
What's interesting is, he and his men used to Dash87 Aug 2012 #109
Genghis Khan probably killed more people charlyvi Aug 2012 #172
On that note, maybe it's not a good idea to take out Genghis Khan sadbear Aug 2012 #183
Agreed. Hitler must go. bluerum Aug 2012 #84
That guy that sang Spirochete Aug 2012 #85
Lee Atwater Rosco T. Aug 2012 #90
from the 20th century Hitler bar none WI_DEM Aug 2012 #95
my great great grandmother...because I want to see what happens... yawnmaster Aug 2012 #96
Ever read Heinlein? Xipe Totec Aug 2012 #106
Sounds like the Futurama episode where Fry becomes his own grandfather Motown_Johnny Aug 2012 #127
read...no, but I have watched "Back to the Future" many times... yawnmaster Aug 2012 #221
Hitler has to occupy the top spot. As for the runner-up? RZM Aug 2012 #99
Grover Norquist undeterred Aug 2012 #100
Steve Bartman n/t Enrique Aug 2012 #104
That accomplishes nothing. Son of Gob Aug 2012 #116
Then how about that billy goat? sadbear Aug 2012 #118
You kill that goat, they'll find another one Son of Gob Aug 2012 #147
Now, now. (But if we could just *somehow* kept him home that night... ) Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2012 #124
The first human. Incitatus Aug 2012 #107
Uh, folks Union Scribe Aug 2012 #181
Humans are as much a part of nature as any creature... yawnmaster Aug 2012 #222
(uh, Edison didn't invent the telephone...) lastlib Aug 2012 #115
I hang my head in shame. Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #120
Not in this timeline he didn't...but if you went back in time... yawnmaster Aug 2012 #226
Whoever were pResident cheney's parents. n/t Lil Missy Aug 2012 #121
Damn! I was just going to post that! Auntie Bush Aug 2012 #142
Abraham. That should eliminate the 3 major western religions Motown_Johnny Aug 2012 #128
The problem with that is that somebody else would have ended up doing the same thing RZM Aug 2012 #155
why assume that? seanpencil Aug 2012 #179
+1. SammyWinstonJack Aug 2012 #227
Monotheism already existed. Motown_Johnny Aug 2012 #234
Do you know I'd have to have the US lose the Revolution? To stop slavery in the US. vaberella Aug 2012 #132
Stop and think about that for a sec RZM Aug 2012 #166
Actually I think it would have. vaberella Aug 2012 #187
Uhhh, what? RZM Aug 2012 #214
Is this a koan? McCamy Taylor Aug 2012 #136
When you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha. MichaelSoE Aug 2012 #286
dane cook nt arely staircase Aug 2012 #138
M. Night Shyamalan. ZombieHorde Aug 2012 #141
Katherine Harris mainstreetonce Aug 2012 #143
Ayn Rand Lucy Goosey Aug 2012 #146
Edward Bernais tech3149 Aug 2012 #148
Ooh, excellent choice. eom. Lucy Goosey Aug 2012 #150
Good choice too! Bragi Aug 2012 #204
At least Top 100. leveymg Aug 2012 #219
und his Uncle Sigmund? seanpencil Aug 2012 #229
Prescott Bush, a twofer choice. RC Aug 2012 #151
Stalin crimson77 Aug 2012 #156
Nixon. patrice Aug 2012 #161
Now, using words rather than a visual, why this question is all wrong for DU. McCamy Taylor Aug 2012 #164
DU welcomes genetic diversity! Kill the volcano!! leveymg Aug 2012 #174
McCamy Taylor - Wins the thread! GoneOffShore Aug 2012 #176
Definitely Hitler ailsagirl Aug 2012 #165
As much damage Reagan policies have done, I agree Hitler would me choice for elimination. liberal N proud Aug 2012 #169
Abraham seanpencil Aug 2012 #175
How original. nt Union Scribe Aug 2012 #178
how obnoxious seanpencil Aug 2012 #180
I'd call it that, too. nt Union Scribe Aug 2012 #184
point it somewhere else seanpencil Aug 2012 #193
I chose not to. Union Scribe Aug 2012 #309
i don't. seanpencil Aug 2012 #325
Christopher Columbus! I blame him for everything. vaberella Aug 2012 #188
God. jtuck004 Aug 2012 #191
Either James Earl Ray or Justin Bieber limpyhobbler Aug 2012 #194
Tough choice, indeed. sadbear Aug 2012 #195
Damn, you made me spew toothpaste...(yup, I'm multi-tasking)... hlthe2b Aug 2012 #206
Right now mythology Aug 2012 #196
No one Ter Aug 2012 #199
Why are you exempting religious figures?? Taking out Muhammed for example riderinthestorm Aug 2012 #203
They're not exempt. Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #220
Why not cut out the middle-man and kill Abraham (assuming he ever lived) white_wolf Aug 2012 #249
I prefer to call them "what-ifs". What if Lincoln had not been fatally shot... madinmaryland Aug 2012 #207
I'm a big fan of alternate history. Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #224
Harry Turtledove has written quite a few "what-if" novels. Pretty interesting. madinmaryland Aug 2012 #232
Great thread Grave Grumbler!, Thanks Bragi Aug 2012 #209
Thanks! Grave Grumbler Aug 2012 #228
My boss B Calm Aug 2012 #218
LOLOLOL!! ailsagirl Aug 2012 #242
I wouldn't change anything major about the past pre-birth of myself... Comrade_McKenzie Aug 2012 #223
My ex wife. Horrible woman. mysuzuki2 Aug 2012 #230
LOL!! ailsagirl Aug 2012 #243
Hitler. emilyg Aug 2012 #235
Rush Limbaugh MatthewStLouis Aug 2012 #237
This message was self-deleted by its author ailsagirl Aug 2012 #240
Pol Pot Skittles Aug 2012 #241
Whoever set fire to the Library at Alexandria PADemD Aug 2012 #245
Hitler!!! Beacool Aug 2012 #246
Do yourself a favour and STOP reading that rag... truebrit71 Aug 2012 #302
Yeah, it's a rag. Beacool Aug 2012 #406
Really? I just visit it to see d-list celebs in bikinis... truebrit71 Aug 2012 #407
You're just like all guys. Beacool Aug 2012 #408
Paul of Tarsis nt Deep13 Aug 2012 #251
Awesome choice. May have won the thread, I think. - n/t coalition_unwilling Aug 2012 #258
but but but... ProdigalJunkMail Aug 2012 #287
You are correct (on both counts). I saw your post after I had coalition_unwilling Aug 2012 #298
I just need to whine louder ProdigalJunkMail Aug 2012 #300
I didn't notice. Sorry. Deep13 Aug 2012 #352
eh...I am just being an internet bully ProdigalJunkMail Aug 2012 #360
My choice, too Ezlivin Aug 2012 #326
Hitler. Pew pew with my gun. nt cecilfirefox Aug 2012 #255
John Wilkes Booth MrScorpio Aug 2012 #256
I'd like to go out on a limb and say the Austro Hungarian Archduke Ferdinand. Without his coalition_unwilling Aug 2012 #257
I don't mean to throw a monkey wrench in the works. Cool topic, but, going on the idea Justice wanted Aug 2012 #263
How about Paul the Apostle? krispos42 Aug 2012 #266
phyllis schlafly niyad Aug 2012 #269
I don't get this at all. She's a minor player on the stage. cali Aug 2012 #284
See post #57 - and she made would make my top 10 of most hated. nt TBF Aug 2012 #293
not at all. that woman has caused incredible harm with her anti-equality, pro-war rhetoric. she niyad Aug 2012 #297
exactly. why choose her, when there are those who have caused tens of millions of deaths and massive cali Aug 2012 #304
apparently my choice does not meet with your approval, but it stands. niyad Aug 2012 #362
If there was ever evil in this modern world it was this pile of shit Sheepshank Aug 2012 #308
there is so much that woman has said that is beyond disgusting, including a comment that anyone niyad Aug 2012 #363
Jonathan Edwards.... PopeOxycontinI Aug 2012 #285
Hitler too. LeftishBrit Aug 2012 #289
Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses scheming daemons Aug 2012 #292
Mitchell Palmer, J. Edgar Hoover & McCarthy - TBF Aug 2012 #294
If Sen. Thomas Walsh had lived, J. Edgar would've been out of a job in 1933 RufusTFirefly Aug 2012 #328
I think William Green was a bigger one, imo. joshcryer Aug 2012 #380
Thats easy Missycim Aug 2012 #295
In terms of human suffering rather than hifiguy Aug 2012 #315
I cant agree Missycim Aug 2012 #316
Read Naomi Klein's "The Shock Doctrine" hifiguy Aug 2012 #318
Ok fair enough Missycim Aug 2012 #323
Hitler, no question about it... MicaelS Aug 2012 #305
I'd go back Shadowflash Aug 2012 #310
James Earl Ray. nt Starry Messenger Aug 2012 #314
Thomas Midgley dmallind Aug 2012 #320
Definitely Hitler, for me. polly7 Aug 2012 #322
I think I would take out Joe McCarthy hyphenate Aug 2012 #332
Will no one think of Brian Secrest????!!!! Javaman Aug 2012 #339
I'll go with ... THE NEXT GOP PRESIDENT. JoePhilly Aug 2012 #340
either Christopher Columbus BOG PERSON Aug 2012 #341
Wait, what? Arugula Latte Aug 2012 #345
nobody can even agree on a number BOG PERSON Aug 2012 #346
The number is in the millions. joshcryer Aug 2012 #382
That's one of the dumbest things I've seen here in, well, hours. (nt) Posteritatis Aug 2012 #364
I'm sure Trotskyists would want rid of Stalin, as would anarchists and Left Communists. white_wolf Aug 2012 #367
in answer to your first question : probably. that or liberals in denial BOG PERSON Aug 2012 #371
Here we go again ... nt TBF Aug 2012 #404
Hey, I left Stalin alone. joshcryer Aug 2012 #381
Gandhi? Why? LeftishBrit Aug 2012 #401
Andrew Jackson ieoeja Aug 2012 #348
... whoever invented Right Wing Republicans. Myrina Aug 2012 #349
The person who invented the leaf blower FSogol Aug 2012 #350
Saul of Tarsus (a/k/a St. Paul) Proud Public Servant Aug 2012 #354
Yep and some of those teachings were opposed by the other Apostles. white_wolf Aug 2012 #370
Hitler. WinkyDink Aug 2012 #358
Karl Marx Marinedem Aug 2012 #369
I guess you should give up your military health care then. Starry Messenger Aug 2012 #383
LOL, nope. Marinedem Aug 2012 #388
Yeah, die in the gutter. LOL. Starry Messenger Aug 2012 #403
So give up your medicare, and social security since they are socialist. white_wolf Aug 2012 #387
Considering Marinedem Aug 2012 #390
George Reisman would be my choice if we are looking at economic theorists - TBF Aug 2012 #405
Stalin Zorra Aug 2012 #372
The guy who invented the blister packaging. alfredo Aug 2012 #376
Post removed Post removed Aug 2012 #377
Ronald Reagan gopiscrap Aug 2012 #386
Julius Caesar Jack Rabbit Aug 2012 #389
I thought about Caesar wickerwoman Aug 2012 #395
Critique Jack Rabbit Aug 2012 #397
Actually we agree. wickerwoman Aug 2012 #411
Either Arthur Laffer or William Simon jmowreader Aug 2012 #392
Friedrich Hayek wickerwoman Aug 2012 #394
For the US, Harry Truman. For the world, German Eduard Bernstein. David__77 Aug 2012 #396
the one on the left CreekDog Aug 2012 #398
Guy Fawkes NoPasaran Aug 2012 #400
Don Simpson JustAnotherGen Aug 2012 #402

Freddie

(10,094 posts)
60. Ding Ding Ding!
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:28 PM
Aug 2012

The prize goes to St. Ronnie, the man who started this country going to hell.

Lasher

(29,535 posts)
113. Saint Ronnie was just a fool, propped up by the powers behind the throne.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:39 PM
Aug 2012

If not for Reagan, they would have found themselves another idiot. As a matter of fact they did.

 

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)
210. I'd rather it were HW
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:01 PM
Aug 2012

Then there'd be no "*" or Jeb nor countless descendants of them.

 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
312. Prescott Bush would be even better
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:15 PM
Aug 2012

He was among the banksters who financially aided Nazi Germany and was among the leaders of a plan to depose FDR and take over this nation. They were foiled by Gen. Smedley Butler, among others.

SammyWinstonJack

(44,315 posts)
159. Before he was president, he was gov of Calif and he wrecked my home state.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:19 PM
Aug 2012

He ruined it. Then I moved to Texas and bush the idiot took control and ruined Texas.

JHB

(38,144 posts)
324. For Reagan, I'd work on getting the Communist Party to not reject his attempt to join
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:56 PM
Aug 2012

He wouldn't have done any damage as the CP spokesmodel, and it would have prevented his political career. There were enough things going on that there still would have been the conservative push, but they would have been denied a personality cult figure.

 

crimson77

(305 posts)
145. Massachusetts has a strong lottery
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:11 PM
Aug 2012

They have upwards of 30 scratch tickets, when I am behind someone who is buying 40 dollars worth and they want 16 diffrent tickets. Or the roofer or landscaper who has like 15 different orders on a piece of paper, and I'm getting just an ice coffee at dunkin donuts.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
152. This is why Massachusetts has strong gun control laws.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:15 PM
Aug 2012

OTOH, I live in Pennsylvaia . . . .

 

crimson77

(305 posts)
185. It could also be that i lack patience
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:38 PM
Aug 2012

If I am in line for more than 5 minutes, I look like Bill Murray in the elevator at the begining of Lost in Translation.

hughee99

(16,113 posts)
331. Yes, as if it never occured to him while he was waiting in line
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:33 PM
Aug 2012

that when it was his turn, they would ask him "what kind of donut?".

Much like the lady at the supermarket who waits until after the checkout clerk gives her a final total that she STARTS rummaging around her giant bag for a well-hidden check book.

Whiskeytide

(4,651 posts)
336. I don't know...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:33 PM
Aug 2012

... I think Nixon did as much damage to the conservative movement as he did to progressive causes. It didn't set them back much, but no telling where we'd be if Nixon had not so dramatically tarnished the party in the early 70s. A lot of people turned away from the Republicans because of that scandal.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
6. The Versailles treaty would have been the same
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:28 PM
Aug 2012

Something similar would have happened. In a way it gives Hitler too much credit to think that without him, things would not have happened. Someone would have inflamed the hatreds of the Germans of that day. Hitler didn't do it alone. He couldn't have done it without people to go along with him, enable him and support him. He should have been a raving loon in an institution - but the Germany of that day made him other than that.

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
41. I've read a lot on the subject and I don't think I've read a single historian
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:05 PM
Aug 2012

who agrees with that. Not one.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
248. You think people don't have free will?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:57 PM
Aug 2012

An effective orator like Hitler can make them agree to things without their true agreement or consent?

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
283. huh? what does that have to do with what I posted?
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:27 AM
Aug 2012

And I think people in general are highly persuadable.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
357. So you've never read a book by any historian who holds the people of that era in Germany
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 05:25 PM
Aug 2012

responsible in the least? All the ones you read agree that only Hitler could have brought about any such situation as the Third Reich. Without Hitler, the people were free not to create such a state as occurred there. With him, it then follows, they could do nothing to resist.

 

The Second Stone

(2,900 posts)
321. All the elements were there waiting for someone like Hitler
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:45 PM
Aug 2012

if it had not been him, there may have been dozens like him. He really didn't do it alone. But his particular skill set made it possible for him to do it. Were there others that history never recorded? Maybe. The individual movers and shakers theory of history (Great Man history) is interesting, but really a movement needs hundreds of thousands of people moving things along.

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
347. Of course a movement needs hundreds of thousands
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:50 PM
Aug 2012

and I don't believe in one dominant historical theory. I do think there are elements of the Great Man theory of history that are valid: A certain person + a certain time + a certain place, to put it in simple terms. Would someone have come along at that moment in history who could galvanize and coalesce that precise movement in such a way? Probably not. Do you think another FDR was destined to be President?

Oh, by the by, you might be interested in what I think is a fascinating book with some interesting observations about Hitler and the German people entitled 'Diary of a Man in Despair'. The author wrote the manuscript in secret. He was executed by the Nazis toward the end of the War and the manuscript was found subsequently.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
247. Other people would have been good orators
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:56 PM
Aug 2012

Nobody has that kind of power. You have to enable them. It's up to us to make sure the insane don't become our leaders.

We're doing sort of OK. As a nation, we didn't let Palin get into positions of greater power.

loyalsister

(13,390 posts)
399. Without Hitler....
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 06:29 AM
Aug 2012

The eugenics movement here would have been credible and expanded beyond the forced sterilizations that did occur.
If you want to stop the worst of Hitler's atrocities you have to look to historical figures here in the US.
The eugenics movement supported by Thomas Edison and other mainstream figures was a large piece of the blueprint for the holocaust. Of course, whoever came up with the idea to put Native Americans on reservations also deserves some credit.

The only thing that awakened the public consciousness to the dangers and horror to be found with the evolution of a eugenics movement was the holocaust. It's a terrible awful truth, but I can say with near certainty that my life would have been much worse or ended very early if not for some of the most horrifying discoveries of programs in NAZI Germany.

Was the point of this exercise to learn that what we do with where we are regardless of what means by which we got here is what matters?

Selatius

(20,441 posts)
7. Eliminate Lee Harvey Oswald.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:29 PM
Aug 2012

If Kennedy was killed by a conspiracy, you'd know it instantly back in 2012.

The assassin would simply be a different person.

If he was truly a lone gunman, Kennedy would live and likely have won a second term once the sole threat was eliminated, and US history would take a totally different arc altogether.

IDemo

(16,926 posts)
42. That would make an interesting premise for a sci-fi novel
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:07 PM
Aug 2012

Oswald would definitely be in my top five as well, but Hitler is still number one.

 

Grave Grumbler

(160 posts)
53. Stephen King just wrote one.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:22 PM
Aug 2012

There have been quite a few short stories on exactly that subject.  The only novel that springs to mind is Stephen King's "11/22/63".  If you decide to read it, I would warn you that while it's quite good, the main thrust of the novel is not the world that results from saving JFK.

jeff47

(26,549 posts)
131. There was a sci-fi TV show something like 20 years ago where they did this
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:58 PM
Aug 2012

It was some short story show, with each episode being completely independent.

In this particular episode, a history teacher from the future uses a time machine to prevent JFK's assassination.

Then JFK starts a nuclear war.

So history teacher uses the time machine to trade places with JFK. Teacher gets shot by Oswald, and the show ends with JFK giving a lecture in the distant future.

1monster

(11,045 posts)
157. I remember that episode, but I don't remember the nuclear war part...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:17 PM
Aug 2012

What show was that? The revival of The Twilight Zone?

MicaelS

(8,747 posts)
198. Twilight Zone "Profile in Silver"
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:52 PM
Aug 2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profile_in_Silver

Dr. Joseph Fitzgerald, a Harvard University professor of history from the year 2172, has travelled back in time and assumed the identity of an instructor at Harvard from 1961 to 1963. In the privacy of his office, Fitzgerald is visited by Dr. Kate Wang, a colleague from his own time. They discuss his mission, which is to observe the assassination of John F. Kennedy, from whom he is descended.

Fitzgerald is understandably nervous about watching his own ancestor be murdered, especially since he never got to know the man himself; he has met Kennedy only once. Wang reassures Fitzgerald that every field historian has moments of doubt such as this. When she departs for their home time, she says something that Fitzgerald does not quite catch. He decides to get it over with and journeys to Dealey Plaza in Dallas. However, when he glances up to the Texas School Book Depository and sees Lee Harvey Oswald raise a gun to kill Kennedy, Fitzgerald is unable to stand by and watch the killing. He intervenes and saves the president's life, shouting for the president and his entourage to take cover. Oswald fires anyway, but misses, and is later arrested by Dallas police.

A grateful President Kennedy (Andrew Robinson) invites Fitzgerald to stay at the White House. As Kennedy and his entourage return home, the president is notified that Soviet troops have captured West Berlin. Fitzgerald is astonished, and claims that Khrushchev would never do such a thing. Kennedy sadly points out that Khrushchev was assassinated earlier that day.

In his room that night, Fitzgerald frantically consults his time-travel wrist computer, which informs him that his alteration of history has caused massive rips in the fabric of time. The assassination of Khrushchev was not enough to "fix" the damage to the time stream; the computer informs Fitzgerald that all possible outcomes to this timeline will result in total war between the superpowers and mutual annihilation. There is only one way to repair the timeline, the computer intones: "The Kennedy presidency must end, as history originally recorded it."
 

RC

(25,592 posts)
140. We'd still not know for sure.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:08 PM
Aug 2012

For we will have still had only one history. We can't know both.

Selatius

(20,441 posts)
271. Technically, time travel backward is impossible from what we know.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:16 AM
Aug 2012

If I went back in time to kill my father before he met my mother, I'd erase myself in the sense that I would no longer exist in this timeline.

However, from what we know of physics, the current speculation is I would be transferred into a separate timeline where my father did die, but only I would be the one to know how I ended up in the alternate timeline or universe where the desired event did occur. I wouldn't be able to go back to my original timeline without also having the ability to rip holes into alternate universes and get at my old timeline.

In a strict sense, time travel to the past is impossible if we assume what I said was true. The second you make the journey backward in time and alter it, you've eliminated yourself from this timeline. You will end up in an alternate universe by the time you end your journey and go back to the present.

ThomThom

(1,486 posts)
313. GHW Bush would have just picked someone else to pull the trigger
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:16 PM
Aug 2012

oh wait he did.......... from the grassy knoll

Ruby the Liberal

(26,632 posts)
8. Since you took the obvious one, I'll go US-centric.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:29 PM
Aug 2012
JC Bancroft Davis

It was his fucked up court reporter's note attached to the record in the Southern Pacific v Santa Clara County case that set this country on the economic collision course that it is on. He is single handedly responsible for "corporations are people".

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
78. Particularly, if you're Irish Catholic.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:00 PM
Aug 2012

Oliver Cromwell made the Irish slaves and deported tens of thousands of them to the New World in the first decades of the 1600s, before anyone even thought to go to West Africa for replacement workers.

The "Redlegs" (sunburned Celts) were the first to roast and die in Barbados so the English gentry could enjoy rum.

Lovely place to drink rum, but not to make it.

1-Old-Man

(2,667 posts)
68. I'd go with Stalin, I don't think anyone ever lived who was responsible for more death
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:42 PM
Aug 2012

I have seen estimates way higher than the nazi exterminations.

 

AngryAmish

(25,704 posts)
296. If pure bodycount is the criteria then Hong Xiuquan.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 09:31 AM
Aug 2012

Taiping Rebellion. Look it up. 20-30 million souls lost.

A unified China would not be vulnerable to Japanese colonization/war and those bodies (20 million or so). No Chinese civil war (no estimate in wikipedia). And no Mao. (who between the Great Leap Forward (18-42 million) and Cultural Revolution (?) may have killed as many folks as Stalin)

Not saying that there would not be war in China but the way it worked out was about the worst way possible.

BTW, ever wonder why the CCP is so nuts about Fulan Gong? They see Fulan Gong as a rival to their power and could cause another Taiping Rebellion.

IDemo

(16,926 posts)
47. He's part of my top ten list
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:11 PM
Aug 2012

His brand of economics is at least as responsible for the current bizarre state of right-wing ideology as Ayn Rand.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
122. Definitely on the short list.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:50 PM
Aug 2012

The very short list. Responsible for as much human misery as anyone who has ever lived.

Baitball Blogger

(52,183 posts)
12. Lee Harvey Oswald.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:35 PM
Aug 2012

And I wouldn't want him dead, but my second choice for a rewrite of history would be Johnson.

MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)
160. Perhaps by sending him on another covert operation?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:19 PM
Aug 2012

That would do no good... they'd just find another pasty!

SammyWinstonJack

(44,315 posts)
186. Samuel P Bush. If we are going back that far. My choice is reagan,
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:39 PM
Aug 2012

That slimy rat bastard!

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
82. Are you crazy? Who could replace him, and why would you if
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:02 PM
Aug 2012

Stalin hadn't been turned and sponsored early in his career.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
88. That's the point, he was irreplaceable.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:10 PM
Aug 2012

Had the Bolsheviks been neutered or equalized the USSR would've looked a lot different.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
111. Why would you obviate the Bolshevik Revolution, and if so, what are you doing here?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:30 PM
Aug 2012

Last edited Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:25 PM - Edit history (1)

I'm not talking about the outcome of the 1917 Revolution, but its impetus. Which side are you on?

OMG - without Lenin and Trotsky, there would have been no Revolution. Without Stalin and Beria, there would have been no Soviet State. Don't confuse the two - they aren't the same.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
117. There would have been a revolution...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:43 PM
Aug 2012

I assume Joshcryer's is hoping that without Lenin and Trotsky, the USSR would have followed an Anarcho-Syndicalist route to socialism as the Free Soviets and people of the Kronstadt wanted.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
125. The OP is about *one* figure, I did *not* say get rid of Trotsky or even *Stalin*!
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:52 PM
Aug 2012

I think that Lenin was the firecracker that caused Bolshevism to be what it was.

Alexander Bogdanov probably would've taken over the Bolsheviks and implemented a more Menshevik style system.

Stalin and Trotsky may have become simply niche players.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
129. No, you didn't. My mistake.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:57 PM
Aug 2012

The person I was replying to mentioned getting rid of Trotsky and I replied to that scenario instead of what you laid out. My mistake.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
154. Unfortunately, Bogdanoc for all his brilliance, had no revolutionary cred.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:16 PM
Aug 2012

Last edited Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:49 AM - Edit history (1)

He had no role in the 1917 revolution, from what I understand. But, he was certainly right about the following:

Every organisation, on achieving a position of decisive influence in the life and ordering of society, quite inevitably, irresespective of the formal tenets of the its programme, attempts to impose on society its own type of structure, the one with which it is most familiar and to which it is most acustomed. Every collective re-creates, as far as it can, the whole social environment after its own image and in its own likeness.


That's another way of saying that those who are persecuted come to resemble their persecutors in their choice of methods of repression once they reach power. That is so true.

Thanx for mentioning Bogdanoc. He's one the most interesting of the unmentionables.


BOG PERSON

(2,916 posts)
342. and then the russian side would have lost ww2 to the germans
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:26 PM
Aug 2012

no "socialist accumulation", no crash industrialization, no production for the war effort, slavs would have been exterminated.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
379. I take RZMs position. No civil war = better prepared Soviets.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:57 PM
Aug 2012

Don't get me started on the Cheka (ordered by Lenin himself), dekulakization, Holodomor, the Tambov Rebellion, the Kronstadt rebellion all a result of Lenin's anti-democratic policies which Stalin followed to the tee.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
119. Neuter or equalize is not the same as obviate.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:46 PM
Aug 2012

There were numerous social movements in Russia at the time, most of which outside of the Whites, were pro-socialism. The Bolsheviks took absolute power and killed those movements and created an insane kind of totalitarian socialism. Without Lenin I think that the Bolsheviks would've been a kinder, more gentler, less brutal regime.

I think that Trotsky would've been more of a power holder without Lenin and without Lenin Stalin would not have implemented the kinds of draconian policies that Lenin's philosophy resulted in (note: Lenin didn't prescribe totalitarianism explicitly, but implicitly and in practice that is what happend).

DU is not a site centered around "the Bolshevik Revolution."

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
130. What in the world makes you think any of the other movements would have survived the White counter-
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:57 PM
Aug 2012

revolution and the Western intervention?

DU most certainly isn't centered around Bolshevism. (What an absurd thing to say.) But, it isn't exactly the natural home of Boris Brasol, either.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
144. The White movement was never cohesive.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:11 PM
Aug 2012

They had the might of the entire allied forces and western influence and yet they still lost to a weaker but more organized and cohesive force. Lenin did not magically make the Red Army what it was. I would argue that nothing changes without Lenin up until the revolution. Trotsky would've helped the Red Army make its successes.

You said "what am I doing here?" because I said I'd get rid of Lenin. What "here" and Lenin have in common, is still lost on me.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
208. That's what Sidney Riley, Boris Brasol, and Major Van Dieman all thought about Lenin
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:59 PM
Aug 2012

and world history in 1926. They thought that if they got rid of that 'authoritarian figure" the whole thing would fall into their hands, which it did through Stalin who "proved" that revolution was doomed to fail, and what would follow capitalism and monarchy would be worse, and it was.

Look 'em up, and then look around. The spooks are still in charge of the show. This is their world that they created.

Lenin and Trotsky were both, indeed, indispensable to the Revolution, and to beating off the Counterrevolution, which is why they both had to be removed to make way for the State.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
236. What a bunch of nonsense. Especially this stuff about Lenin being 'removed.'
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:42 PM
Aug 2012

You do know that he had four strokes, right?

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
250. Four strokes after he was shot by a pistol allegedly provided by Reilly and Lockhardt.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:03 AM
Aug 2012

Look it up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12785695

Better yet, read the whole story, Richard B. Spence, Trust No One: The Secret World Of Sidney Reilly; 2002

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
253. So Kaplan was still an anti-Lenin SR
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:15 AM
Aug 2012

With a history of political violence. And Lenin still had four strokes.

What does this alleged providing of the gun have to do with his death? Especially since he survived the shooting.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
259. Like the rest of the western role in the Civil War, it virtually assured that a Thermidor and
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:27 AM
Aug 2012

a Dictator would emerge from the Revolution and lead to a Great Terror and Police State. Just have to read your Toynbee (or if that's too modernist for your tastes), Carlyle, to know that.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
262. Nah not really
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:50 AM
Aug 2012

Lenin would still have been Lenin without Western intervention in the Civil War, though he probably could have consolidated power sooner without Western involvement. But he would still be an authoritarian who didn't believe that political opposition could be tolerated. He would still have created the police apparatus, the camp system, and used violence to achieve his ends.

Lenin laid the foundation of the Stalinist state. He wasn't Stalin, but he made Stalinism possible.

LooseWilly

(4,477 posts)
272. What is the basis for your assertion that Lenin would've instituted authoritarianism without ...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:18 AM
Aug 2012

an existential external threat? Or Stalin for that matter?

Please provide documentation of how they behaved in fictionality-world which supports your assertions about never-when.

Thanks...

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
280. I already debunked the idea that authoritarianism was "necessary"...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:09 AM
Aug 2012

...to prevent imperialism from having an effect. But you forget so easily.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
238. There's a difference between "getting rid of" and "eliminating from history."
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:44 PM
Aug 2012

I think it is difficult to make the argument that Stalin didn't follow Lenin's roadmap as he most certainly did. I don't think that outside meddling changed the overall sinister nature of Marxist-Leninism.

Lenin and Trotsky overstated the imperialist threat to the point of turning their own country into a totalitarian state and throwing out the edicts of democratic socialism. In the end Trotsky realized that he was wrong (and by admitting he was wrong and questioning the suppression of democracy in Russia, he was ousted from the party). I think that Lenin went to his death bed believing he was right.

Trotsky would've been Lenin and had he the power level that Lenin had he would've implemented democratic socialism.

LooseWilly

(4,477 posts)
270. You don't think "outside meddling changed the overall sinister nature of Marxist-Leninism{sic}"?...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:12 AM
Aug 2012

So you think Marxism-Leninism is ... sinister overall? Maybe "sinister" in some specific ways? Would you care to elucidate in what ways it is "sinister" aside from the concrete examples of how Stalin interpreted it in steering the new Soviet state (and "persecuted" the "poor anarchists" who were merely trying to stage their own petty revolutions in the midst of the overall revolution... and were... "sinisterly" shut down in their efforts "as if they were mere bandits trying to take lands for themselves rather than participating in the greater governmental system being implemented" by Lenin and Stalin)?

It seems like the basest form of spin to use adjectives like "sinister" in describing a philosophy without at least providing a sentence worth of description of how & why the adjective is being used/chosen (I'm guessing you're not just using it as a cognate for the Italian siniestre, meaning "left", to refer to the Soviets as being Leftists... )

I think you're naive to say that Lenin and Trotsky overstated the imperialist threat... I also dispute that they threw out the "edicts of democratic socialism" (an ironic turn of phrase since Lenin, at least, never claimed to be a "democratic socialist&quot ... it wasn't until after the assassination of Sergei Kirov in 1934 that the state apparatus began cracking down on "dissidents"... a process which, many have argued, was heavily influenced by Nazi co-opted officials and infiltrators.

If the process of state apparatus crackdowns was indeed influenced by Nazi provocateurs, then your accusation of "sinister nature", not to mention "overstated imperialist threat" are downright silliness... and agitated anarchists would likely have been just another target of any Nazi intelligence agent provocateurs looking to weaken the state in preparation for a future invasion... which means that most of the sources you're about to quote to me were very possibly Nazi collaborators.

Does this mean that you, personally, probably love Hitler?

Let us consider the History.

Without Lenin... would the Bolsheviks even have succeeded in organizing an October Revolution? If not— would that neo-liberal state that came out of the February Revolution have been able to withstand Nazi agression? I think not... an economically liberal state, arising from Tsarist Russia, would never have been able to industrialize sufficiently to withstand blitzkrieg.

Had the Bolsheviks succeeded in their October Revolution (maybe in November) without Lenin... would Trotsky have succeeded to leadership, wavered and leaned Menshevik-wise, resisted structured uniformities and allowed for looser "diversity" and "democratic socialism" amongst various factions, regions & ethnicities?... Would a USSR organized along such lines have been able to stand up to the "overstated imperialist threat" of the Nazis?... I'm thinking—No.

If Lenin were eliminated... and Stalin had been at the helm of the Bolsheviks (unlikely, as he wasn't much of a theorist at that point)... would the USSR have been able to industrialize sufficiently to withstand the Nazis? Probably... but I would argue that Lenin's theoretical depth and George Washington-like eschewing of personal stakedom in anything but the work of "national fatherdom" was an anchor for what was obviously a suspicious and ruthless set of streaks in Stalin's nature... without Lenin's influence I suspect Stalin would've potentially turned out Idi Amin-like crazy (and no, I don't think he was anywhere near that crazy as it turned out)

So... does your answer love Hitler... 2 out of 3 extrapolations say: Yes, You love Hitler...

Why don't you just eliminate Adam or Eve and just save us all the heartache of your blinder-visions of Daydream-Anarchism? Maybe let rats evolve into the dominant species so at least all the fascists that crush your theoretical day-dreams will have cute tails?

http://www.google.com/imgres?start=144&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1048&bih=621&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=kagMlX-IQ8CgdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fark.com/comments/7214104/In-order-to-stop-killer-black-rats-from-taking-over-a-tropical-island-paradise-scientists-are-bombing-area-with-poisoned-bait-for-100-consecutive-days&docid=oqnc9ooKMVvEDM&imgurl=&w=650&h=366&ei=R5ooUMvKJsPOiwL934DoCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=255&vpy=117&dur=7740&hovh=168&hovw=299&tx=169&ty=130&sig=117087002360567104965&page=8&tbnh=104&tbnw=185&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:144,i:273

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
278. I love you.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:06 AM
Aug 2012

Even though you believe I love Hitler 2 out of 3 times.

I'll respond later, if I remember.

Though it does not surprise me that you'd sink so low as to insult me at that level. A typical response from state-socialists!

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
375. It's anti-democratic at its core.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:46 PM
Aug 2012

The Bolsheviks shut down the constituent assembly and crushed the workers committees (that spontaneously grew up throughout Russia with little Party Involvement).

As far as "eliminating" Lenin, we're talking about removing him from existence, from history in totality. He never existed in this alternate timeline.

The October Revolution did not rely on Lenin. Trotsky was there and the majority of the Soviets backed implementing socialism. As RZM pointed out in this alternate history without Lenin factionalizing the socialists in Russia we would've had a stronger socialism in Russia and the civil war may not have even happened.

Without the Civil War then Russia goes without having depleting its resources fighting its own people, and therefore would've been much more suited to fight Hitler.

Ironically, while you defend Russia's extreme efforts to "take out" imperialism as a necessary evil, you neglect Russia's own imperialism into the Eastern Bloc as well as its imperialistic trade deals with the west. This argument basically falls flat.

Without Lenin stoking the more authoritarian approach to socialism, as Trotsky later learned and was ousted for pointing out (Trotsky before he was exiled pointed out how it was undemocratic and totalitarian and wouldn't have it), things would've looked a lot different in Russia.

LooseWilly

(4,477 posts)
391. Are you arguing that the White Army "civil war", funded and supported by external powers...
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 01:56 AM
Aug 2012
wasn't pressure from external states?... and also that it didn't force anti-democratic measures upon the Bolsheviks in order to successfully fight a war against counter-revolutionaries?

Are you sure your nose isn't just out-of-joint because they won? (Maybe that's why you would eliminate Lenin?... Hoping to have the White Army and their US & UK financiers and arms suppliers win control of the USSR?)

The only path I can imagine by which Trotsky (who was a classic fence-straddler and probably couldn't've actually won enough support to achieve leadership in his own right, but instead found his true "glory" in the skill with which he played Menshevik factions against Bolshevik factions in order to heighten & prolong tensions so that he could lead his fellow fence-straddlers into a position of importance simply as a minority who could swing a "majority" either way, by hopping the "fence" one way or the other, as opportunity/opportunism permitted) could have... even had he somehow reached a leadership position amongst the Bolsheviks... avoided the (US & UK financed & backed) "civil war" (and numerous opportunistic incursions/invasions) would have been by... cooperating with the "opposition" forces (i.e. capitulation, large or small, to the Western Imperialist Powers that didn't want communism/socialism to achieve any hint of legitimacy, and didn't want to lose the opportunity to exploit rich Russian Empire resources).

Trotsky would have essentially had to have agreed with the capitalist powers to half-ass the socialism of the USSR ... much like Andrew Johnson agreed with the Ex-Confederacy to half-ass Reconstruction (making the product of the October Revolution as hollow a victory for workers as Emancipation was a hollow victory for African Americans facing Jim Crow). There is simply no other way for the "civil war" not to have happened.

The absurdity of your argument on this point is almost laughable... because, had such an agreement been made, there would have been NO WAY that the worker enthusiasm for the Five-Year Plans could have been mustered to industrialize the USSR enough to face the Nazi onslaught. The sufferings of the "civil war" were endured in the face of attacks by dispossessed kulaks, often armed by foreigners... and the results of those first few Five-Year Plans show an enthusiasm by the population that shows that these were not "popular" forces fighting an oppressive government to liberate the people... they were opportunists struggling in the face of potential loss of their old privileges (which would, presumably, have been restored under a capitalist, pro-UK/US governmental body).

It wasn't the "civil war" (or fights against foreign aggressions and opportunistic sponsoring of local dissidents, as I would call it) and consequent "depleting its resources" that most threatened the USSR... it was the inherent backwardness of a completely non-industrialized serf-state that had been inherited from the Tsars, who had no interest in industrialization since their lives were just fine without it.

And it was that nation of serfs and illiterates that Hitler expected to roll like a hick fresh off the turnip truck in downtown Berlin.

I'm not sure what "imperialism into the Eastern Bloc" you are referring to, nor which "imperialistic trade deals with the west" you mean... when you make these sorts of assertions you should really attach at least a hint of detail, so your readers have at least a starting place for assessing what you're saying.

Trotsky's "idealism" in the face of measures taken in the face of "civil war" (incursions by forces of and proxies of imperialist powers from abroad) is rather admirable... but wasn't liable to prepare the country even to face those incursions... let alone the Nazi incursion to come.

Or... are you arguing that Trotsky would've made so many concessions to the West that the likes of Chamberlain wouldn't've considered "egging Hitler on" with appeasements like the "gifting" of Czechoslovakia... in order to "entice" Hitler east... and try to "manipulate" him into attacking the USSR for them, in an attempt to use Hitler just as the UK (& US) had previously used the "White Army"?

Because that seems to be the only way your argument for the elimination of Lenin being a good thing makes sense... if you just don't want socialism to ever be really tried... but instead only "fence-straddler" tried (while waiting indefinitely on the results of the permanent revolution's scorecard among workers abroad).

You know, tried in a way that is palatable to UK & US industrialists and financiers... because, really... only with their blessings, can the world be made... better?

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
393. Elsewhere you already established you believe totalitarianism was the only way.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:28 AM
Aug 2012

So this is just pointless but I'll have a go at it anyway.

Are you arguing that the White Army "civil war", funded and supported by external powers wasn't pressure from external states? ...and also that it didn't force anti-democratic measures upon the Bolsheviks in order to successfully fight a war against counter-revolutionaries?


No, for one, the oppression started before the civil war. Secondly, Whites were mostly ousted by 1920 and that what factions were left scattered were not a big enough threat to continue the oppression the rest of ... the entire existence of the Soviet Union. The totalitarian expansion oppression, the complete disregard for democracy, etc. As soon as the Whites were pushed back they should've made a treaty with the other leftists who were simply defending themselves from totalitarianism.

Meanwhile, had Lenin not existed it is dubious that there would've been a split in the socialist factions to begin with. Without a split mitigation of the Whites may have been possible, even with outside pressures.

it was the inherent backwardness of a completely non-industrialized serf-state that had been inherited from the Tsars


I'm glad you have such a high opinion of the Soviets, comrade.

I'm not sure what "imperialism into the Eastern Bloc" you are referring to, nor which "imperialistic trade deals with the west" you mean...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov-Ribbentrop_Pact

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Brest-Litovsk

The rest of your post is just insulting and does not merit a response.

edit: actually:

Because that seems to be the only way your argument for the elimination of Lenin being a good thing makes sense... if you just don't want socialism to ever be really tried... but instead only "fence-straddler" tried


If you really think that Soviet Russia was anything other than capitalism where the vanguard was the corporation, then you're living in self-delusion. They did not "try" to implement socialism with their disregard for democracy and their unheard of level of oppression.
 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
153. Glad somebody else mentioned him
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:15 PM
Aug 2012

Although I took more of a FP approach on my post about this above, there is plenty to recommend his choice in Russia itself.

Lenin was a straight-up authoritarian. It's pretty tough to argue that he didn't lay the foundation for Stalinism. Russian Socialism without him would almost certainly have had more of a 'human face,' in Dubcek's famous phrase.

I'm not sure how the poltiical situation in Russia would have ended up without him. But I'm pretty sure it would have been better than what really did follow, not to mention the FP consequences.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
171. I slightly disagree with your post down thread though.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:30 PM
Aug 2012

I think the Bolsheviks would've still taken power. The White movement wasn't cohesive, and the people had something they wanted to fight for, with every fiber of their being (for better or for worse, they wanted to try the experiment). The White movement really didn't stand a chance, with or without Lenin.

Overall though Stalin simply implemented Lenin's roadmap to the tee. Had Lenin continued living (say there was some magical life extension device that the Russians made) he would've done everything that Stalin did.

I think the entire history of the planet would've changed had the Russians been allowed to implement democratic socialism. The peasants and workers did not bargain for Leninism.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
192. Yes, but we're talking about removing him from history. Not killing him in 1918
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:47 PM
Aug 2012

When there was an assassination attempt against him, as I'm sure you know.

I'm talking about him never being born. Lenin was instrumental in the original split within the Russian Social Democratic Party. Without him, you wouldn't have Bolsheviks and Mensheviks in the first place. Lenin was always splitting and dividing. Always eschewing those who didn't see things his way. Without that divisive presence around at all, you might have seen much more unity in the Russian socialist movement.

As for the Civil War, who knows. My guess is that the hardcore authoritarianism of the Bolsheviks came in handy when fighting the Whites. But would the Civil War have looked at all similar without the Bolsheviks running the anti-White show? A broader-based Socialist coalition might have made the world of difference, including even mitigating the White movement from the outset. No Lenin means no 'the guard is tired' bullshit when the Constituent Assembly was sat. You might have ended up with a decently smooth transition of power after February, with Kadets, SRs, and relatively unified Social Democrats all in the mix. The right would have been excluded, but how many White supporters would have been tempted to not take up arms with at least some non-Bolshevik elements involved in the government? Probably a small but significant amount.

Of course, the Germans are the wild card. The war effort collapsed before the Bolshevik seizure of power, but I wonder if a broader-based government wouldn't have tried to continue the war (Lenin had to lobby quite hard to get his comrades to agree to peace). But in any case, after Nov. 1918, the Germans are out of the picture, no matter what happens in Russia.

LooseWilly

(4,477 posts)
276. Why are Germans "out of the picture" after 1918?... When Germany launched a new invasion in 1918?
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:56 AM
Aug 2012

Specifically 18 February, 1918.

Because Trotsky had enough votes behind him with the Central Committee to defy the votes that "the despotic" Lenin had... and refuse to sign the peace with Germany.

After Nov. 1918?... so "Germans are out of the picture" after making a peace with the US?... their relations with the rest of the world are irrelevant?

And... with Germany "out of the picture", there's no worry about psychotic strongmen like Hitler arising there?... right?

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
18. Constantine
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:40 PM
Aug 2012

Christianity would have likely remained a small cult. Most of Europe would have retained paganism as their religion. Conflicts would have still happened, but may have been more overtly political without religion being the excuse. The colonies if they had happened would have happened because Europeans were looking for resources rather than religious freedom most likely. They cause might have still been religion, but they would have likely brought paganism to the New World rather than Christianity. The end result after a few hundred or several hundred, no telling when Europeans would have come to the New World without the push of religion, would be that the US if it was called that would be much more like Europe.

Lone_Star_Dem

(28,158 posts)
26. Interesting choice!
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:45 PM
Aug 2012

And, one I wish I'd picked. I knew I was thinking too short term with my choice.

While my choice would have slowed fascist regimes in our modern times, thus restructuring modern history, I didn't consider changing our entire concept or modern religion.

Congratulations on a thought provoking choice.

Posteritatis

(18,807 posts)
36. Or one of the other major religions would've become predominant instead
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:54 PM
Aug 2012

There was never such a thing as "paganism" as a religion, after all, contrary to what so many people think these days, and most of the ones at the time weren't exactly cheery tolerant pacifist afafirs.

I shudder to think about what a Roman Empire that went Mithraic at the state level would be like.

Posteritatis

(18,807 posts)
91. The religion persisted nonetheless
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:12 PM
Aug 2012

If Constantine or Theodosius had made Mithraism the state religion of the Empire, in all likelihood our culture since then would have been determined by that every bit as much as it was steered by Christianity in ours. There weren't many other opportunities for an audience that wide to have a new major religion dropped on them since then, and things really could have gone in three or four different ways under the Romans religiously speaking.

LooseWilly

(4,477 posts)
279. Considering the neo-militancy imbued into Jesus-ism in so many Evangelical circles...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:08 AM
Aug 2012

I'm not sure that Mithraism didn't survive, with a change of character names for the same actors, into our new Empire...

Jesus as a justifier of colonialism is a delusional re-constitutionalization of any of the gospels quotations...

demosincebirth

(12,824 posts)
231. Fall of the Roman Empire 476 AD. Mohammad visited by the angel Gabriel 612 AD
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:34 PM
Aug 2012

that is exactly 136 years after the fall of the Roman Empire. Doesn't look like centuries to me.

By the way, 476 is the date given by historians to the downfall of the RE.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
87. There would have been no Byzantines, or Romanovs, or
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:09 PM
Aug 2012

Great Game, or Yogi Berra.

No Yogi Berra, no Ballentine Ale, No Mets! Forget it!



leveymg

(36,418 posts)
215. "The future ain't what it used to be."
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:13 PM
Aug 2012

Nor is the past. Can you imagine America in the 1950s without the Russians? We'd of never won the Cold War without them.

BlueinOhio

(238 posts)
98. Would have my choice
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:16 PM
Aug 2012

He was a mithras worshiper. He managed to replace Jesus with Mithras.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
123. Theodosius goes into nomination - back at you.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:50 PM
Aug 2012

Why would you prefer the Christianity of the Council of Constantinople to the more grass roots, egalitarian Christ-myth based in Mithras? Before you answer, please see, http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10402a.htm

http://www.davidmacd.com/catholic/timeline_of_catholic_church.htm
379 Theodosius, a devout Catholic, becomes the Eastern Roman Emperor (-395). For the first time in half a century, the State would favour Catholicism over Arianism. Theodosius is the first emperor to legislate against heresy. The churches of heretics are to be confiscated and handed over to the Catholic Church. Heretical gatherings are forbidden and heretics cannot make wills or inherit. He also legislates against apostasy from Christianity to Paganism.

*379 Death of St. Basil the Great (b. 329), Doctor of the Church.
380s *c. 381 Emperor Theodosius makes Christianity the de facto official religion of the Empire by forbidding the worship of the ancient Gods.

*381 The First Council of Constantinople. Presided by Pope Damasus and Emperor Theodosius I. It proclaimed the divinity of the Holy Spirit.

Efilroft Sul

(4,407 posts)
327. You take Theodosius, I'll take Patriarch Theophilus of Alexandria.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:08 PM
Aug 2012

Together, we'll do our best to save the Library of Alexandria and all the knowledge from antiquity. Such a deliberate destruction of humanity's accomplishments was the worst crime we ever perpetrated upon ourselves.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
329. Modern version: high-altitude nuclear bursts would wipeout most electronics & data in the world
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:22 PM
Aug 2012

That would set-back human learning and development even further, without immediately killing a single soul (but, wouldn't want to be in the air at the time it happens). Wouldn't want to be on the ground six months later.



Maybe, Robert Oppenheimer should be on that list.

 

ieoeja

(9,748 posts)
351. Neo-pagans are *not* pagans.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:17 PM
Aug 2012

A few decades after Constantine one Emperor tried to restore Paganism to counter the growing power of the Church. After decades of Christianity, the people were disgusted by the animal sacrifices. When rape gangs tried to celebrate the Saturnalia, there was a revolt. Paganism put to the torch, and a new Emperor installed.

Then there was the pacifism of early Christianity. Christianity did not make Pagan Europeans warlike. Pagan Europeans made Christianity warlike as missionaries and new converts began translating the bible in a manner more suitable to the northern Europeans.

But this was not a one-way street. As European Christianity became more martial, the Europeans became more peaceful. In some cases this led to disastrous results. The Danish conquest of England is widely blamed on the fact that the English had become so religiously pacifistic. One English kingdom (East Anglia, I think) offered no resistance whatsoever, even refusing to permit Mercia to defend them. The Danes put a sword in the King's hand and tried to torture him into defending himself eventually tiring of the sport and killing him.

The Danes in turn began to embrace Christianity. They got a little more peaceful, and Christianity a little less so.


Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
356. I don't recall saying anything about neo-pagans or anything that would imply I was thinking about..
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:48 PM
Aug 2012

neo-pagans. Also I am not a pacifist. I think war is a bad thing. But, if someone started some chit I would not hesitate to put it down. My whole and perhaps only point is the world over all would have been better off if Christianity would have remained a small cult instead of the mammoth money making(taking) machine that it is today.

GoCubsGo

(34,871 posts)
27. Better yet, her father-in-law.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:46 PM
Aug 2012

Prescott Bush. At least two generations of suffering and the deaths of tens of thousands of lives could have been saved.

Freddie

(10,094 posts)
54. Prescott Bush
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:22 PM
Aug 2012

Was also part of the 1933 plot to overthrow the US Government in order to get FDR out of office. The charm on that family goes way back.

 

craigmatic

(4,510 posts)
20. George Washington
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:41 PM
Aug 2012

We'd still have gotten independence eventually but we'd be more like Canada with less gun crime and universal healthcare.

 

craigmatic

(4,510 posts)
38. Well my theory is that if we lost the revolution eventually we'd have become our own country anyway.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:59 PM
Aug 2012

The British were quicker to end the slave trade. Women's sufferage would've been quicker. There would have been no civil war and our politics would look completely different from how they do today. We'd probably have a parliament and the government would be quicker to act and more accountable to the people. There'd probably be a longer history of egalitarianism due to the country not having been founded with slavery still existing. Gun rights wouldn't be a wedge issue and niether would abortion. Size of government still would be. Of course we would've been involved in the World Wars earlier.

Douglas Carpenter

(20,226 posts)
65. the British wanted to restrict westward expansion and honoring native American territorial rights
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:35 PM
Aug 2012

Thus a British dominated America would have seen significantly less or at least significantly slower expansion. The U.S. population would probably be significantly less and the land a lot less developed. Of course far fewer Indian wars. The entire character of America would be different and a lot fewer Americans.

Uncle Joe

(64,911 posts)
330. Under that scenario, Mexico would have probably become the dominant nation
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:29 PM
Aug 2012

in North America.

Confusious

(8,317 posts)
69. Sorry to burst your bubble
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:46 PM
Aug 2012

Most everything you said was correct and I agree with it.

But..

The United States granted women's suffrage to everyone over 21 in 1920,

The UK, in 1918, but only to women over 30.

To all women over 21 in 1928.

Ps. after looking a little more, seems that had a right to vote in local elections in the late 19th.
They still weren't much faster then the United States.

Uh, and it seems the British treated the protesters a lot worse then the states.

lastlib

(28,078 posts)
126. The other possibility was that there would have been no "United" States....
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:53 PM
Aug 2012

...America would have essentially degenerated into a congeries of separate independent nation-states, with possibly a few merging to fend off other larger neighbors. A lot of ugly little wars might have followed....you could speculate a lot on how it all would have played out, but I doubt seriously you would see anything like our constitution, with all 13 colonies buying into it--unless threats from Britain and France forced them to unify.

1monster

(11,045 posts)
173. Like German principalities and dukedoms before Bismarck united them into the
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:32 PM
Aug 2012

German Empire?

 

liberallibral

(272 posts)
333. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:49 PM
Aug 2012

You have a chance to ELIMINATE one person from history, and arguably the greatest AMERICAN that has ever lived comes to your mind???

Oh...My....GOODNESS!!!



Please keep 'em coming!!!!

dmr

(28,705 posts)
338. Yea, I don't get it either.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:11 PM
Aug 2012

This is one I would never agree to or think of ever.

There are too many murdering tyrants in which to choose. I'm embarrassed this answer is here on DU.

 

liberallibral

(272 posts)
355. Same here (about being embarrassed)!!
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:44 PM
Aug 2012

I thought the most popular answer (Reagan - and I'm no fan of his) was bad, but Washington??? Really??? Good grief....

 

craigmatic

(4,510 posts)
366. We're liberals we're not supposed to just accept myths at face value. We're supposed to question and
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 09:59 PM
Aug 2012

interpret things for ourselves. You don't have to agree but why be embarrassed?

 

craigmatic

(4,510 posts)
365. I don't think he's that great. He owned slaves and fought a guerilla war over taxes which should
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 09:45 PM
Aug 2012

have been paid because the Brits did keep the colonies safe during the French and Indian war. It was selfish and wrong. When the colonists came here they knew they were giving up their right to vote in exchange for economic opportunity. You can't complain when you know the rules and things don't go your way. Now could the Brits have given them more say yes but they were fighting a series of wars that the colonists were benefitting from too. The only good thing Washington did was step down after 2 terms.

 

ieoeja

(9,748 posts)
409. I'm okay with your overall point (that we would have ended up a better place to live). However...
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 12:39 PM
Aug 2012

The colonies were never under serious threat from the French. The Brits wanted Canada, not the other way around. And taxes had very little to do with the American Revolution.

King George III's ministers felt the colonists were too independant. So they decided to crack the whip. Ironically, odds are the American Revolution would never have happened had the Court not taken steps to prevent it occuring!

Four words : Black Hole of Calcutta. Yes, that was in India and occurred after the American Revolution. But it was on the immediate heels thereof under pretty much the same sort of management. This, not taxes, was the sort of things that led to the American Revolution.

British Army : sent to control the colonists, not protect them. Disbanded colonial rangers so colonies had no advance warning of Pontiac's Rebellion. Took over negotiations after colonial militas, not the British Army, put down the uprising. Result : thousand of colonists dead. British Army handed over children of raped colonists, generally viewed by colonists as the "silver-lining" in that tragedy, to the Indians to raise instead of allowing their mothers to keep them as had been done by the colonies in the past.

Stamp Act : no document in the colonies is legal unless using the same stamped paper required in Great Britain. Sort of like a notary public today. Perfectly reasonable and not that costly. Except that the paper was manufactured by a single company licensed to do so, and the law went into affect long before that company could double output and setup a worldwide distribution system. The Court could have simply put the law on hold, but they wanted to crack that whip. Result : economic and social chaos. No contracts were valid. Little Johnny couldn't marry Little Susie whom he HAD to marry, so Little Susie became a pariah for having a child out of wedlock.

White Pines Act : all white pine trees reserved for the use of the British Navy as masts. This was an old law which fell into disuse once the Brits realized how massive North America was. But they wanted to crack that whip. So they started enforcing it. No new fields could be cleared, etc. And most pines were unsuitable for masts. But the Brits refused to make exceptions.

Sugar Act : Brits wanted to help their sugar growers by prohibiting the importation of French sugar and allowing the sugar growers to produce rum. French wanted to help their domestic distillation industry by prohibiting the manufacture of rum in French colonies. Result : French colonies had a glut of cheap sugar while the British colonies had no excess sugar as it was mostly being used for run. Companies in north American that required molasses were going out of business as none was to be found. But the Brits wanted to crack that whip.

Supreme Justice : a new position created after the French and Indian War and given power over colonial justice systems. Located in New Foundland far from the population centers. The Justice made attempts to shut down public education in New England because, ""they were failing our children and private institutions could do it better." Decades after everyone was dead and gone, private correspondance would become public showing that the Justice and the King's Court believed just the opposite. The schools were working too good. The people were no longer willing to listen to their "betters".

The list goes on....
 

craigmatic

(4,510 posts)
410. All the different acts were mercantilism it was the accepted economic theory of the day.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:30 PM
Aug 2012

It's trure that they wanted to restrict movement west too but that was largely to avoid a war with different Indians and other colonial powers. Did the British government make mistakes and bad decisions? Yes and they seemed especially worse after giving the colonies so much autonomy for so long but eventually these strict laws would've been relaxed just like things were in Canada.

Riftaxe

(2,693 posts)
21. Maximilien de Robespierre
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:42 PM
Aug 2012

on April 5th, 1793.

He set the trend for corruption of democracy in the age of enlightenment to present, and even to this day has many adherents who desperately want to emulate him.

CrispyQ

(40,893 posts)
44. ~lol.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:07 PM
Aug 2012

Although I was thinking more along the lines of how nice a world this would be if humans had never existed. But thanks for the laugh. It's a keeper!

 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
317. Just one of many myths about the creation of the world and its inhabitants
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:34 PM
Aug 2012

The pagan Finns believed the world was hatched from a duck egg laid on the knee of the Goddess Ilmatar.

nichomachus

(12,754 posts)
319. I particularly like the one about
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:38 PM
Aug 2012

The god who created the world by masturbating.

The really interesting thing is that in Genesis, there are two stories about the creation of "man." There's the one where Eve came from Adam's rib. In the other one, largely ignored, they are created together.

LooseWilly

(4,477 posts)
282. Cheers...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:22 AM
Aug 2012

My theory went far more crazy sci-fi (rat evolution to take the place of mankind, but with cute tails)... but otherwise agreement...

El Supremo

(20,431 posts)
29. Gavrilo Princip
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:48 PM
Aug 2012

He really started 30 years of world wars. We may have had them anyway, but he was the catalyst.

Xithras

(16,191 posts)
67. Arguably the most important person in 20th century history. The world would be a different place.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:39 PM
Aug 2012

No breakup of the Ottoman empire. No Nazi Germany. No middle eastern destablilization. Israel wouldn't exist. The U.S. wouldn't have risen to its world dominating superpower status. No Manhattan Project. No space race.

The world would be a VERY different place if he'd died at birth, and yet very few people even know who he is. He'll always stand as one of the preeminent examples of how one nobody can alter the course of human history.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
244. If you know about Princip, you should know the Russian Okhrana agent who ran Apis, head of
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:53 PM
Aug 2012

Last edited Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:46 PM - Edit history (2)

the Black Hand Serbian ultra-nationalist group who had recuited Princip and the other "muscle" terrorists who sparked WWI.

Under cover as Ambassador, the real brains behind the assassination was Nicholas Von Hartwig,"more ardent a Serbian nationalist than any of the Serbs." He appears to have been a highly-placed agent provocateur loyal to the Germans, as were a number of others in the Russian Court and the Okhrana Guard unit that had been playing the role of court policeman in St. Petersburg on behalf of Prussia that had occupied and subverted Russia from above beginning in the 1700s.

 

Grave Grumbler

(160 posts)
58. So the New World is discovered in the early 16th Century
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:26 PM
Aug 2012

Instead of the late 15th. Not much of a change.

Dash87

(3,220 posts)
103. The New World was actually discovered by the Vikings
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:23 PM
Aug 2012

but they didn't care too much when they found it. They were just like "mmm... Okay...?" and continued going rather than making it a home.

MattSh

(3,714 posts)
268. Or maybe they thought it too far away (and therefore not defensible and not easy to supply)...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:04 AM
Aug 2012
 

L0oniX

(31,493 posts)
190. It would seem that my dislike of him pisses you off. So are you calling me a Douchebag?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:45 PM
Aug 2012

If you did then that's ok ...I saw and heard the same name calling sort of thing way back when I was in grade school.

 

L0oniX

(31,493 posts)
211. Sorry you missed the "way back" part.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:02 PM
Aug 2012

Apparently you have a problem with me, which is what I thought. If so you can put me on ignore. I don't even want to try to figure out why you are speaking up for the person I suggested ...maybe you are him with another member name ...and welcome to my ignore dungeon.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)
225. This post was alerted on. The jury is still out! Update! Let it stand by a vote of 5/1.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:27 PM
Aug 2012

At Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:16 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

No, you seem pretty pissed though.
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It would seem that this member is trying to insult me by inferring that I am a "Douchebag*" First he says the suggested person pisses off Douchebags and then says "you seem pretty pissed though."

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sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)
337. And it's always the same douchebags too
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:51 PM
Aug 2012

You'd think they could figure out how to operate the ignore feature but I guess its a bit too advanced.

 

Speck Tater

(10,618 posts)
32. Jesus Christ.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:50 PM
Aug 2012

Of course, odds are there never was such a person in the first place, so it might be a moot point.

 

Ya Basta

(391 posts)
75. On that same note what about Abraham?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:57 PM
Aug 2012

Since he's the focal point of all the three monotheistic religions which have caused so much death and destruction throughout history? That is of course as you point out if these biblical characters ever existed in the first place.

 

Ya Basta

(391 posts)
290. Thanks Union Scribe
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 08:02 AM
Aug 2012

I like what a lot of people here post and the speed at which all the replies come in. Looks like a good forum.

SammyWinstonJack

(44,315 posts)
213. death and destruction/ religion....who thought up religion...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:11 PM
Aug 2012

gets my vote....religion is some evil shite!

 

coalition_unwilling

(14,180 posts)
261. If Abraham had just gone ahead and whacked Isaac, that would have
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:44 AM
Aug 2012

taken care of the problem too

a la izquierda

(12,301 posts)
299. Yes, but one could argue (convincingly)
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 10:49 AM
Aug 2012

that most religions have an element of violence in them when you really get to the heart of them (and completely looking at them from a 21st century, American perspective). I'll give examples I know best, outside the Judeo-Christian purview: religion in the Americas.
Mesoamerican religions included an element of violence that had nothing to do with Judeo-Christian beliefs.
Same with beliefs in the Andes that predate the Incas.
Same with beliefs in the Amazon.
Was there a convert or die mentality present in the Americas? Not really, as far as we can tell (the Aztecs demanded that conquered peoples simply add Aztec principle gods to the conquered folks' pantheon, but that's about it). I'm less familiar with North America, but I've never heard such a thing.

Nonetheless, there was violence attributed to religion.
I get what you're suggesting, though. However, Jesus didn't ever say "Kill you neighbors if they disagree with you about my teachings." His followers in the later centuries, however, seem to have forgotten his main tenets.

 

Grave Grumbler

(160 posts)
64. Europe was arguably "due" for a World War in 1914.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:34 PM
Aug 2012

If it wasn't him, it would have been something else.

Xithras

(16,191 posts)
73. Maybe, maybe not.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:54 PM
Aug 2012

While it's true that Europe had been flirting with war for some time, the scale of WW1 was largely attributable to the so-called "Blank Check" that Germany gave Austria after the assassination. Most of the surviving works from that era suggest that leaders did expect war, but they were looking toward smaller, regional conflicts. The assassination, and the subsequent overreaction of the Central Powers, caused a regional conflict to escalate into a global one.

If WW1 had not occurred, there are many historians who believe that Europe would have simply slogged through several additional smaller wars in the 20th century. These would likely have been intense but short, similar to the Franco-Prussian War.

Fumesucker

(45,851 posts)
35. If you've ever watched James Burke's program Connections..
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:54 PM
Aug 2012

You'll know that history in many ways is a vast continuing series of improbable events, Connections really only talks about the history of science and scientific discoveries but the principle is the same for all of history.

If you go back much before your own birth there's an excellent chance that you will never be born which of course means that you won't be going back to change history which means you will be born which means ....

Removing any given historical figure could just as easily make things worse as make them better, there's really no way of knowing in advance..

The scary thing is that we might just be living in the best of all possible worlds..

https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/soc.history.what-if

 

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)
303. That was an absolutely BRILLIANT series....
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:37 AM
Aug 2012

...very educational and highly captivating..

grantcart

(53,061 posts)
37. I think that you should eliminate mass criminals like Hitler to make it more interesting
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:54 PM
Aug 2012

I would say Joseph Smith.

 

liberallibral

(272 posts)
63. Tesla RULES!!!
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:29 PM
Aug 2012

Don't think I'd want to eliminate Edision, but you make an interesting point!

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
46. I'm with you. Hitler
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:10 PM
Aug 2012

WWII cost the lives of 60 million people- around 2.5% of the world's population. It's the most costly war in terms of casualties ever fought.

Given that fact, it's difficult to pick any other historical figure.

 

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)
48. Well Reagan is an excellent pick. But my pick would be Sarah Quitter Palin.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:15 PM
Aug 2012

If it weren't for her maybe the nasties she was able to bring to the country would be less hateful.

But Number 1 should be Fox News and Rightwing talk radio. Crazy train.

ProdigalJunkMail

(12,017 posts)
49. paul of tarsus
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:15 PM
Aug 2012

would be interesting if someone else had been given the mantle of expanding the gospel...

sP

Deep13

(39,157 posts)
353. I think we may each have picked him for different reasons.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:29 PM
Aug 2012

While clearly based on an earlier oral tradition, Paul's writings actually predate the canonical gospels. I'm looking at Paul as the founder of Christianity, not as the guy who perverted Jesus's teachings. I figure if the the redemption by vicarious suffering doctrine were stopped, monotheism (if Christianity really is monotheistic) would never have gotten off the ground. Islam, insofar as it is a reaction to Christian hegemony, would at least be very different and perhaps not exist at all. There would then be no east/west dichotomy and imperialists would need other justifications for pillaging that region.

ProdigalJunkMail

(12,017 posts)
361. maybe so...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 07:00 PM
Aug 2012

while Paul does predate...if we are to believe the story of the Gospels then Paul simply took it forward to the masses...while making some pretty audacious claims about meeting Jesus. Paul certainly is the founder of modern christianity, though. without him (or someone in his stead) it would have withered. the world would certainly be a different place were it not for him...

sP

 

liberallibral

(272 posts)
56. Zedong... Mao Zedong
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:24 PM
Aug 2012

No doubt about it... Most historians believe Mao's rule caused the deaths of between 40-70 MILLION people. As EVIL as EVIL gets.....

Runner-ups would obviously go to Adolf and Joseph... Pretty damn EVIL, too!

Freddie

(10,094 posts)
57. Phyllis Schlafly
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:26 PM
Aug 2012

Without her the Equal Rights Amendment would have passed and just maybe we wouldn't still be fighting about contraception after all these years!

Bombtrack

(9,523 posts)
59. Sometimes I think if Stalin had never been, Hitler wouldn't have attained absolute power
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:26 PM
Aug 2012

So you could possibly eliminate the 2 biggest mass murderers of the 20th century. The Nazis rise was ostensibly anti-communist. If the Soviet Union had been inherited by the Trotskyist wing of the bolsheviks, which you could say would probably have happened without Stalin, then perhaps the tensions between them and the west would have been minimized, and we could have avoided the Holocaust, World War II, and the Cold War all together.

 

Spider Jerusalem

(21,786 posts)
61. I wouldn't
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:28 PM
Aug 2012

to use your example, eliminating Hitler would negate my own existence (both sets of my grandparents met when my grandfathers were far from home in the Army during WWII). Along with, probably, the existence of most human beings born in Europe and probably North America as well since c. 1939-1942. The world we live in would be pretty much unrecognisable and most of us wouldn't be here.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
83. It would probably be a different world
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:03 PM
Aug 2012

And we're simply not capable of determining what the world of today would look like if we eliminated a major figure like Hitler. It could be a much better world, it could be one that's about the same, or it could be a nuclear wasteland. There's no way to know.

But if I had to pick somebody, it would have to be Hitler.

WI_DEM

(33,497 posts)
97. that and he had so many more starlets and hat check girls he wanted to score with.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:16 PM
Aug 2012

I'm sorry but I think that JFK is one of the most overestimated people in history.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
86. That's an interesting one
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:08 PM
Aug 2012

Assuming no Genghis meant no Mongol conquests as well.

China, Central Asia, the Middle East, and Russia would all have ended up quite different, I think.

Dash87

(3,220 posts)
109. What's interesting is, he and his men used to
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:28 PM
Aug 2012

catapult dead bodies into a besieged city, knowing that it would cause a contained spread of the plague within that city. A true warrior and total creep and the same time!

charlyvi

(6,537 posts)
172. Genghis Khan probably killed more people
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:31 PM
Aug 2012

Than Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot combined. His reputation is undergoing somewhat of a whitewash these days, so I thought I would remind folks of this. Estimates run from 20 to 50 million people throughout Asia, Russia, Mongolia and various other countries. Whatever historians give him credit for -- it wasn't worth it.


yawnmaster

(2,812 posts)
96. my great great grandmother...because I want to see what happens...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:15 PM
Aug 2012

an oscillatory existence perhaps?

Xipe Totec

(44,547 posts)
106. Ever read Heinlein?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:24 PM
Aug 2012

Time Enough For Love

"Da Capo"

In the concluding tale, Lazarus, in a quest to experience something "new", attempts to travel backward in time to 1919 in order to experience it as an adult; but an error in calculation places Lazarus in 1916 on the eve of America's involvement in World War I. An unintentional result is that Lazarus falls in love with his own mother. In order to retain her esteem and that of his grandfather, Lazarus enlists in the army. Eventually Lazarus and his mother, Maureen, consummate their mutual attraction before Lazarus leaves for France.

While in France, he is mortally wounded in the trenches of the Western Front, but rescued by those with whom he appears in Boondock and returned to his own time.

yawnmaster

(2,812 posts)
221. read...no, but I have watched "Back to the Future" many times...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:24 PM
Aug 2012

on second thought, I believe I have read that guy.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
99. Hitler has to occupy the top spot. As for the runner-up?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:17 PM
Aug 2012

Lots to choose from. Stalin's a good choice, but I would probably opt for Lenin instead. No Lenin heavily reduces the chances of a Bolshevik seizure of power. The Tsarist state still would have collapsed, but I kind of doubt the Bolsheviks would have taken power without Lenin. Without Bolshevik government, Stalin would have spent his career on the sidelines.

So that means no Stalinist crimes and quite possibly a very different kind of international political situation as Hitler was coming to power. If Russia and the West had been better able to work together in the 1930s, Hitler might have been successfully contained (and perhaps a bit less obsessed with conquering the Soviet Union, since it wouldn't exist).

So removing Lenin give you a good chance of removing Stalin and possibly of containing Hitler as well. Of course, that might have meant a weaker/more divided Russia. But in that scenario you also have a larger and more powerful Poland. Without the Soviets to worry about, Poland could have focused on looking West. Lots of opportunities there for real cooperation against Hitler before he became too strong.

Son of Gob

(1,502 posts)
116. That accomplishes nothing.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:41 PM
Aug 2012

If he's gone some other schlub is sitting in that seat trying to catch the ball. It would play out the same way whoever was sitting there.

Son of Gob

(1,502 posts)
147. You kill that goat, they'll find another one
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:12 PM
Aug 2012

Only way to stop that is to kill the first ever goat. But that's stupid because curses aren't real in the first place. You could kill Abner Doubleday but that may not work because no one actually knows who the fuck invented baseball.

As far as I can tell there is no one specific person we could kill that would unfuck the Cubs.

Union Scribe

(7,099 posts)
181. Uh, folks
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:35 PM
Aug 2012

You do know the REPUBLICANS are supposed to be the party of hating humanity right?

yawnmaster

(2,812 posts)
222. Humans are as much a part of nature as any creature...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:26 PM
Aug 2012

and "nature" will survive with or without man.

lastlib

(28,078 posts)
115. (uh, Edison didn't invent the telephone...)
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:41 PM
Aug 2012

that was Alexander Graham Bell (hence the Bell System.) Edison's other main inventions were the phonograph and the
motion picture.

To address your central idea: Yes, der Fuehrer would be my first choice, as I think it would be everyone's. But for purposes of discussion, I will go with Josef Stalin. To me, he epitomizes evil to an extent surpassed only by Adolf. The 1917 Revolution would have taken a different course, Trotsky would likely have been Lenin's successor, and millions might have been spared the gulag. The Soviet state might not have become the oppressive monster that it became under Stalin and his followers, and it might have endured into this century, or evolved toward a more "democratic" model.

Of course, I would also like to see Poppy Bush's sperm run down his leg instead of becoming Dubya. That would have spared America much misery.

 

Grave Grumbler

(160 posts)
120. I hang my head in shame.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:48 PM
Aug 2012

And I'll edit the post. Thank you for the correction!

(can't believe I goofed up like that)

yawnmaster

(2,812 posts)
226. Not in this timeline he didn't...but if you went back in time...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:27 PM
Aug 2012

a kept Alex from being born, well then.

Auntie Bush

(17,528 posts)
142. Damn! I was just going to post that!
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:08 PM
Aug 2012

Dick Cheney has influenced our lives more than anyone.

No Dick! No Bush presidency. Kill too birds with one stone. Also no Liz or daughter to boot. What a peaceful world this might have been without him and his influence! I'll bet Harry Wittington would agree with me! lol

 

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)
128. Abraham. That should eliminate the 3 major western religions
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:57 PM
Aug 2012

and all the problems they have caused.


Edit to add: and with any luck, the dark ages.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
155. The problem with that is that somebody else would have ended up doing the same thing
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:17 PM
Aug 2012

I don't think you could hold back monotheism forever just by taking out Abraham. The only effect of this would be that some other Abraham would have taken his place.

 

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)
234. Monotheism already existed.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:41 PM
Aug 2012

I'm not saying it would end religion but it would have taken a different course. With any luck there would not have been any dark ages and maybe not any holy wars over the "holy land".

vaberella

(24,634 posts)
132. Do you know I'd have to have the US lose the Revolution? To stop slavery in the US.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:58 PM
Aug 2012

Who do I have kill for that to happen?

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
166. Stop and think about that for a sec
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:24 PM
Aug 2012

First of all, you're only shaving about 30 years off of slavery in the US, since the British didn't completely eliminate it until the 1830s. And would that have even happened with the American south as an important part of the British empire? That might have affected some of their arguments/calculations about slavery. It certainly would have made it harder to give it up.

Not only that, but what would be the consequences for the British Empire were it able to marshal the resources and manpower in America into the subsequent centuries? You're talking hyperpower here, before anything existed as such. A Britain with America backing it up would have been much more formidable. Don't forget that the US generally stood AGAINST European colonialism for much of its history. That held true going into the Cold War, when the Americans were consistently annoyed with European attempts to hang on to colonies in the face of the Soviet alternative.

vaberella

(24,634 posts)
187. Actually I think it would have.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:40 PM
Aug 2012

The British Empire's form of slavery was indentured servitude in much of it's colonies. The exceptionalism of the United States in enacting slavery is due to the way it was implemented and how disturbing it was. The British did have slavery but it was again more like indentured servitude versus being used as cattle and/or put in muzzles---again very unique to the United States. So even if the British Empire did maintain some of the colonies in the South...Like Virginia or South Carolina it would still have had an indentured servitude. American forefathers are the ones that made Blacks into slaves.

I think the problem would not be so much Slavery being stopped. If I have to think the persecution of native people's...I need to as far back as hoping Columbus' ship sunk.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
214. Uhhh, what?
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:11 PM
Aug 2012

So all of those 'indentured servants' chopping sugar cane in Jamaica had it so much better than the slaves in the US south? How do you account then for the large number of rebellions they took part in, not to mention the large maroon communities there, which hardly existed in the continental US.

The idea that slavery was so much worse in the American south than in the Caribbean is pretty tough to defend. I'm pretty sure the opposite was true. It was quite possibly worse in the French and Spanish Caribbean colonies. But I find it hard to believe that British slavery was so much better in the Caribbean than it was in the US south. One of the reasons British slavery ended when it did was because of a large and violent uprising in Jamaica in 1831.

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)
141. M. Night Shyamalan.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:08 PM
Aug 2012

I will never forgive him for what he did to The Last Airbender.

/nerd rage

tech3149

(4,452 posts)
148. Edward Bernais
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:12 PM
Aug 2012

Without him we might never been sold into WW1, which would have avoided WW2. Then the whole PR/perception management, psychological manipulation would be set back decades.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)
219. At least Top 100.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:21 PM
Aug 2012

Highly influential organizer, but not really an original thinker like his Father in Law, whose insights he perverted for Madison Ave and the George Creel Commission. More like Leslie Groves than Robert Oppenheimer.

 

RC

(25,592 posts)
151. Prescott Bush, a twofer choice.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:15 PM
Aug 2012
How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power

George Bush's grandfather, the late US senator Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany.

The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

His business dealings, which continued until his company's assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy.

The evidence has also prompted one former US Nazi war crimes prosecutor to argue that the late senator's action should have been grounds for prosecution for giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/sep/25/usa.secondworldwar


Slow down Hitler and stop the evil Bush line. We could even have had Single Payer, Universal Health Care by now.
 

crimson77

(305 posts)
156. Stalin
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:17 PM
Aug 2012

Wiped out a whole side of my girlfriends family, her mom still cries about it,all the time.

McCamy Taylor

(19,240 posts)
164. Now, using words rather than a visual, why this question is all wrong for DU.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:23 PM
Aug 2012

The Democratic Party is the one with the big umbrella. We are inclusive, not exclusive. We know that if we respect each other and make use of each others strengths and make allowances for each others weaknesses, we can create a better society. If we call another person disposable or unnecessary or inconvenient, we violate the most basic principle of our country which is "We must all hang together, or we will all hang separately."

The Nazis persuaded Germany that they could improve their country by eliminating certain people. Democrats fought a war to prove the Nazis wrong. Actions can be wrong depending upon the circumstances. People are never wrong. Sometimes, the right thing to do is to make it impossible for others to do the wrong thing. However, the right thing is never, ever to make it impossible for others to be.

For those who prefer to look at history in Marxist terms, people are a product of their society. Germany created Hitler. Rome created Constantine. Some writer in Palestine created Abraham---probably around 200 BC. These folks do not exist in history as human beings. They are myths. And if we could go back in time and erase the name which ancient Rome gave to its myth of Constantine, Rome would give the myth a new name.

I think it would be interesting to go back in time and stop the mega volcanic eruption of 70,000 BC that caused a human bottle neck in which only a few 1000 of us survived. I think that event probably had more to do with making us cruel (to survive) and cunning (for the same reason) than anything else that has happened in history. However, without the eruption, I doubt that I would be here posting this response on DU.

vaberella

(24,634 posts)
188. Christopher Columbus! I blame him for everything.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:41 PM
Aug 2012

I would want his ship sunk. I would sink it and all my ancestors...would no longer be my ancestors but they would not have been persecuted as they were!

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts)
194. Either James Earl Ray or Justin Bieber
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:48 PM
Aug 2012

One shot Martin Luther King.

The other is self explanatory.

 

mythology

(9,527 posts)
196. Right now
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:49 PM
Aug 2012

I'd probably have to go with who ever decided that having Jessie J be the star of the closing ceremony was a good idea. Sure nobody can take Freddie Mercury, but she was just awful. I'd have preferred that they have nobody singing instead that horrid tripe.

 

Ter

(4,281 posts)
199. No one
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:52 PM
Aug 2012

Never change the past and expect the future to be good. No Hitler? Germany might have someone who doesn't want to take over the world, but picks a fight with Russia in 1957. WWII starts then, then all-out nuke war. No more humans by 1960.

 

riderinthestorm

(23,272 posts)
203. Why are you exempting religious figures?? Taking out Muhammed for example
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:55 PM
Aug 2012

would be a GOOD thing imho.....

 

Grave Grumbler

(160 posts)
220. They're not exempt.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:23 PM
Aug 2012

I was just pointing out that eliminating such figures would have massive consequences to the historic narrative.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
249. Why not cut out the middle-man and kill Abraham (assuming he ever lived)
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:58 PM
Aug 2012

You'd wipe out all three of the monotheistic faiths.

madinmaryland

(65,717 posts)
207. I prefer to call them "what-ifs". What if Lincoln had not been fatally shot...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:58 PM
Aug 2012

What if the North had called for a ceasefire in 1862 ending an unpopular war at the time. A Southern US continuing on with slavery.

All it takes is just a slight twist of history to change completely the way the world would be today.

madinmaryland

(65,717 posts)
232. Harry Turtledove has written quite a few "what-if" novels. Pretty interesting.
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:35 PM
Aug 2012

Welcome to DU!

Bragi

(7,650 posts)
209. Great thread Grave Grumbler!, Thanks
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:00 PM
Aug 2012

Wonderful discussion and some great picks. I

'll go with Hitler, followed by Constantine.

 

Comrade_McKenzie

(2,526 posts)
223. I wouldn't change anything major about the past pre-birth of myself...
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:26 PM
Aug 2012

It might create a whole new outcome in which I would have never been born.

And that's just not something I'm not willing to give up.

So, anyone in the last 24 years. Hmm... that's a tough one.

MatthewStLouis

(920 posts)
237. Rush Limbaugh
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:43 PM
Aug 2012

Many people started listening to him and drinking his kool-aid during the 80's. His BS "ring of truth" propaganda has done untold harm to our democracy.

Response to Grave Grumbler (Original post)

Beacool

(30,513 posts)
246. Hitler!!!
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:55 PM
Aug 2012

I just read last night about two survivors of Treblinka and the horrors they lived and saw. In Treblinka they were gassing 15,000 people A DAY!!! It's hard to comprehend so much evil.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186984/Stories-Treblinka-Last-living-survivors-speak-horrors-haunting-memories-Nazi-death-camp.html



Beacool

(30,513 posts)
406. Yeah, it's a rag.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 10:42 AM
Aug 2012

But it has some interesting articles. Historical pics of abandoned towns, articles on life in the 19th century, etc. Like you said, most of it will rot your brain, but I peruse it for the few gems.

 

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)
407. Really? I just visit it to see d-list celebs in bikinis...
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 10:43 AM
Aug 2012

...but then I'm just a dirty old man

Beacool

(30,513 posts)
408. You're just like all guys.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 12:10 PM
Aug 2012

Straight or gay, all guys I know get whiplash staring at some cute guy or gal (depending their preferences). My gay friends can spot a cute guy way before I do.

 

coalition_unwilling

(14,180 posts)
298. You are correct (on both counts). I saw your post after I had
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 10:39 AM
Aug 2012

made my comment and forgot to go back to delete mine.

Need an apology icon!

ProdigalJunkMail

(12,017 posts)
300. I just need to whine louder
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:27 AM
Aug 2012

the intertubes isn't really conducive to that, however!

it's all good.

sP

ProdigalJunkMail

(12,017 posts)
360. eh...I am just being an internet bully
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 06:58 PM
Aug 2012

i was playing...please don't think at all about it...i had to look it up.

sP

MrScorpio

(73,772 posts)
256. John Wilkes Booth
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:21 AM
Aug 2012

Had Lincoln lived throughout his second term, A. Johnson would not have been allowed to rescind Reconstruction and Jim Crow would have been averted during his term.

 

coalition_unwilling

(14,180 posts)
257. I'd like to go out on a limb and say the Austro Hungarian Archduke Ferdinand. Without his
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:24 AM
Aug 2012

assassination in Sarajevo by Serbian nationalists in June 1914, there is no World War I. Without World War I, there is no World War II, no Holocaust and the world might thus have had several more Einsteins, Freuds and (Karl) Marxes. For who among us can say what genius perished in the Holocaust?

OTOH, without a World War I, Ho Chi Minh would not have been able to approach President Wilson at Versailles with a petition calling for independence for Vietnam. Wilson's refusal to meet with Ho set in motion events that would make a stirring narrative of national liberation that lasted for 3/4 of a century. So not too sure about eliminating World War I.

I started by picking the war criminal Kissinger, then backed up to Robert McNamara, then to Allen Dulles, thence to Hitler. It was my consideration of Hitler that led me to Archduke Ferdinand.

Then I started to think about my other love, music. If only I could have removed the composer of that annoying State Farm ditty ("Like a good neighbor . . . "

Great thread. I tip my hat to you.

Justice wanted

(2,657 posts)
263. I don't mean to throw a monkey wrench in the works. Cool topic, but, going on the idea
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:58 AM
Aug 2012

that with good comes bad and with bad comes good by going along your line of thinking by killing say Hitler--which he was evil and all--that action would have stopped several other events and people that shape who we are today.

The German scientists that fled Europe in fear of Hitler came to America and help developed our space program. If Hitler wasn't alive YES MILLIONS of people would not have died BUT would we have the advance in space now?

What about the artists, writers and musicians that left or relocated to be safe and the works that came about from the evils of the war.

And yes, you mention how modern day where to change and maybe unrecognizable if someone like Jesus or Muhammad never been born BUT the same could be said about taking advantage and killing someone evil. It may have stop one evil but it also may have prevented or change good that benefited from that evil...

(Or am I too drunk that people can't make sense of what I'm saying?)

krispos42

(49,445 posts)
266. How about Paul the Apostle?
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:26 AM
Aug 2012

He seems to be the guy that distorted the teachings of Jesus.



(be gentle; not religious!)



Maybe Alan Greenspan or Ayn Rand.


Hmmmmm... what about keeping Lenin from being born?

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
284. I don't get this at all. She's a minor player on the stage.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:30 AM
Aug 2012

you're not the only person in this thread who chose her. Perhaps you're being tongue in cheeK?

niyad

(131,760 posts)
297. not at all. that woman has caused incredible harm with her anti-equality, pro-war rhetoric. she
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 09:33 AM
Aug 2012

may not have caused any actual physical deaths, but this "sweetheart of the silent majority" has been a menace for many years.

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
304. exactly. why choose her, when there are those who have caused tens of millions of deaths and massive
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:40 AM
Aug 2012

suffering? Unless one simply thinks that that's not an important criteria.

niyad

(131,760 posts)
362. apparently my choice does not meet with your approval, but it stands.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 08:48 PM
Aug 2012

I am still sorry I didn't run her over when I had the chance all those decades ago.

 

Sheepshank

(12,504 posts)
308. If there was ever evil in this modern world it was this pile of shit
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:58 AM
Aug 2012

In March 2007, Schlafly said in a speech at Bates College, "By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape

niyad

(131,760 posts)
363. there is so much that woman has said that is beyond disgusting, including a comment that anyone
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 08:54 PM
Aug 2012

who preferred not to die in a nuclear holocaust was a coward.

and let us not forget her dear son andrew, founder of conservapedia (because wiki is just tooooo
"liberal"

PopeOxycontinI

(176 posts)
285. Jonathan Edwards....
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:20 AM
Aug 2012

If not for that "Great Awakening" horseshit, Puritanism would have died the fuck out
in just a few years. The Enlightenment would have taken more root here, and we
would be more civilized and egalitarian like Europe. The fundies and their odd bedfellows,
the economic royalists, would be less numerous and troublesome.
The Revolution might have happened later,though, we might develop parallel to Canada.

P.S.-I think hypotheticals like this should have a rule against Hitler, Stalin,etc. Too easy.
Think.

LeftishBrit

(41,450 posts)
289. Hitler too.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 07:32 AM
Aug 2012

Not only did he commit and cause incredible atrocities, but in the case of many evil people, if they hadn't existed and risen to power, someone else similar would have. If Hitler had not existed, I don't think anyone else would have taken his place.

But plenty of choice: Stalin, Pol Pot, going back earlier Genghis Khan, Ivan the Terrible, and many others.

 

scheming daemons

(25,487 posts)
292. Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 08:29 AM
Aug 2012

More atrocities committed by the religions they created than by any other entities on earth.

TBF

(36,397 posts)
294. Mitchell Palmer, J. Edgar Hoover & McCarthy -
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 08:39 AM
Aug 2012

if not for these 3 we might still have a hard left in this country. If I have to narrow it down to one it's Palmer because he hired J. Edgar Hoover and McCarthy came later ...

RufusTFirefly

(8,812 posts)
328. If Sen. Thomas Walsh had lived, J. Edgar would've been out of a job in 1933
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:15 PM
Aug 2012

Walsh, FDR's Attorney General designee, hated Hoover for the way he dissembled before the Senate during the hearings after the Palmer raids. (Walsh also played a key role in exposing the Teapot Dome scandal.)

It was generally accepted that Walsh would fire Hoover as soon as he took over at the DOJ. Unfortunately, Senator Walsh, who had just remarried, died en route to Washington for Roosevelt's inauguration.

Granted, Walsh was not a young man -- age 73 -- but his sudden death by heart attack was most fortuitous from Hoover's perspective.

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
380. I think William Green was a bigger one, imo.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 12:03 AM
Aug 2012

He wound up overseeing (not necessarily fomenting) the split of labor. He just wasn't aggressive enough. Just my humble opinion.

Not to say I wouldn't want him disappeared but it would've been better if we had someone more aggressive in his steed. Preventing Taft-Hartley would've been a better option but I don't know of one single person that would qualify. If we can pick two it'd be Taft and Hartley.

 

Missycim

(950 posts)
295. Thats easy
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 09:19 AM
Aug 2012

Hitler or Stalin


I cant think of any two people in history that has created more suffering.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
315. In terms of human suffering rather than
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:20 PM
Aug 2012

outright extermination, Milton Friedman is high on any list I'd make. The man was a monster of the first order.

 

Missycim

(950 posts)
316. I cant agree
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:32 PM
Aug 2012

I just got done watching a series of teh death camps in Poland I am sorry no way an economist can cause that level of suffering. Not saying he hasn't caused suffering on his own part.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
318. Read Naomi Klein's "The Shock Doctrine"
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:37 PM
Aug 2012

Everywhere Friedman's ideas have been put into practice - and it is a lot of places - millions have been impoverished, displaced, left to die and even murdered in the name of his lunatic ideas. Democracy has been circumvented or extinguished every place Friedmanism has touched. Klein provides the whole horrorshow tour.

MicaelS

(8,747 posts)
305. Hitler, no question about it...
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:41 AM
Aug 2012

Considering all the murders he caused to happen, IMO, everyone else is second rate.

Shadowflash

(1,536 posts)
310. I'd go back
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:03 PM
Aug 2012

and eliminate the entire lineage of the first person who thought it was a great idea to have their waitstaff do a little dance and sing Happy Birthday to their patrons.

dmallind

(10,437 posts)
320. Thomas Midgley
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:44 PM
Aug 2012

A man who makes even me wonder whether some entity with a tail and a pitchfork isn't fucking with us. Not a personally evil or powerful tyrant as most people are suggesting they would choose, but one who seemed placed by destiny expressly to endanger and damage the planet.

When the same guy is responsible for endemic lead poisoning and ozone depletion you have to scratch your head.

Who put lead into gasoline and CFCs into refrigerants? Thomas fucking Midgley.

polly7

(20,582 posts)
322. Definitely Hitler, for me.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:46 PM
Aug 2012

Despite Germany being a favourable environment for anyone choosing capitalize on the discontent at the time, it took a particular person to take it to the horrors Hitler managed.

hyphenate

(12,496 posts)
332. I think I would take out Joe McCarthy
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 01:47 PM
Aug 2012

Republicans have tried forever to instill fear into people through one means or another. McCarthy's "Red Scare" is one such ploy,and I think without his particular credibility, the US would have a short break in dealing with such things.

Of course, wiping out the whole series of testimonies won't happen, because unfortunately they will. However, without the charisma of McCarhty, the testimonies wouldn't appear as salacious as they happened, and the country would shift ever so much to the left, without the constsnt worry about McCarthyism.

That'gentle prod, though, would--or at least could ramp up more democratic politics, and along the way, perceptions could change altogether. Imagine no Nixon, no Reagan, to Bushs.

Whether we'd be better off or not, I don't know. I would just hope it would be worth it.

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)
340. I'll go with ... THE NEXT GOP PRESIDENT.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:16 PM
Aug 2012

This is a brilliant strategy if I do say so myself.

By getting rid of the next GOP President now, I save us from what ever that idiot would have done, while also not changing my past or your past in any detrimental way.


BOG PERSON

(2,916 posts)
341. either Christopher Columbus
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:20 PM
Aug 2012

or Mahatma Gandhi

lot of tacit fascists in this thread, wanting to take out Stalin

BOG PERSON

(2,916 posts)
346. nobody can even agree on a number
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:41 PM
Aug 2012

so cheap is the life of the avg russian (edit. let's say the avg former soviet citizen, it wasn't all russians) in the eyes of the educated liberal that 10, 20, 30 or even 60 million is all the same difference.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
367. I'm sure Trotskyists would want rid of Stalin, as would anarchists and Left Communists.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 10:22 PM
Aug 2012

So are you saying they are tacit fascists? Is the only acceptable form of socialism Marxism-Leninism?

BOG PERSON

(2,916 posts)
371. in answer to your first question : probably. that or liberals in denial
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 10:58 PM
Aug 2012

not sure about left-coms though. their analyses of the soviet union seem less idealist or personality driven (and just generally less *whiny*) to me. at the same time i am uncomfortable with their flat-out rejection of imperialism as a social fact and their opposition to trade unionism as well.

in answer to your second question : it's not a matter of acceptability, it's just a matter of *historical conditions*. imho.

 

ieoeja

(9,748 posts)
348. Andrew Jackson
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 03:54 PM
Aug 2012

Supreme Court ruled the Cherokee State eligible for admission. Congress was ready to grant it statehood.

President Andrew Jackson warned Congress that he had the US Army in his pocket and that he would dissolve the United States and establish a kingdom under his authority if Congress proceeded.

The wealthy were more threatened by Jackson's populist positions than by his hatred. So they looked among their number and found Harrison whose hatred possiblity exceeded Jackson. Similar to Nixon's Southern Strategy they decided to embrace bigotry to attain power. Killing American Indians became the third rail of US politics for the remainder of the century.

They discarded the enlightenment, and the promise of America was dimmed.

Proud Public Servant

(2,097 posts)
354. Saul of Tarsus (a/k/a St. Paul)
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:42 PM
Aug 2012

Pretty much everything wrong with Christianity stems not from the teachings of Jesus, but from the embellishments and interpretations of Paul. Misogyny? Paul. Homophobia? Paul. Emphasis on Christ's divinity rather than his humanity? Paul. Emphasis on faith rather than good works? Paul. And all of the atrocities committed in the name of Jesus throughout history (which, taken together, make Hitler look like a piker) tend, theologically, to be traceable back to Paul's take on things. Saul/Paul, definitely.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
370. Yep and some of those teachings were opposed by the other Apostles.
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 10:42 PM
Aug 2012

I know Paul bragged in one of his letters about opposing Peter on some issue. James the Just, placed a strong emphasis on good works and declared faith without works was dead.

 

Marinedem

(373 posts)
369. Karl Marx
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 10:31 PM
Aug 2012

While relatively harmless, his ideology influenced men that committed genocides and mass murders that made Hitler look like a girl scout. No Marx, no Pol Pot, no Stalin, no Mao.

One stone, many birds.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
387. So give up your medicare, and social security since they are socialist.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 12:41 AM
Aug 2012

Social Security wouldn't have existed if FDR was pressured by the Left, hell most of the reforms of the New Deal came from socialist pressure.

 

Marinedem

(373 posts)
390. Considering
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 01:19 AM
Aug 2012

the negative impacts that communist ideology has on human lives, I'd be willing to chance it and still eliminate Marx. Socialism would have come about eventually. If eliminating the ideological father of communism spared so many from suffering, I'd take the risk that someone else thought up socialized services in its absence.

TBF

(36,397 posts)
405. George Reisman would be my choice if we are looking at economic theorists -
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 09:34 AM
Aug 2012

trickle down only benefits the very richest in society.

The Communist Manifesto, one of the most brilliant pieces ever written imo: http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/ch01.htm

Response to Grave Grumbler (Original post)

Jack Rabbit

(45,984 posts)
389. Julius Caesar
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 01:14 AM
Aug 2012

The world would have been a better place without the Roman Empire.

Barring that, I just arrange for Vercingetorix to kick his ass.

wickerwoman

(5,662 posts)
395. I thought about Caesar
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:39 AM
Aug 2012

but I think the Republic was doomed anyway. A really obscene % of their population were slaves, massively outnumbering actual Roman citizens and a smaller and smaller number of families were consolidating wealth to the point that they couldn't offer land incentives to soldiers anymore. Since no one wanted to be in the army for 20 years if you didn't get a bit of land at the end of it, they had to hire mercenaries for everything. It was inevitable that the whole thing would fall apart, for a lot of the same reasons the US is ailing at the moment.

Caesar was just the more charismatic, slightly less bloodthirsty version of Pompeii and then Sulla before him. If he'd died, there would have been someone else. Probably Augustus.

Jack Rabbit

(45,984 posts)
397. Critique
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 05:17 AM
Aug 2012
(T)he Republic was doomed anyway.

The Republic was of no consequence. In spite of what you may have been told, it was about as democratic as a Tea Partier's vision of America. The Senate was a rich man's club and it membership was largely hereditary. It existed to impose its order on the slaves and plebeians. It was fundamentally tyrannical and elitist. For most Romans, there was little difference in life under the Caesars as under the Republic and the Republic was scant improvement to life under the Tarquins.

My objection to the Roman Empire is not for what it was to Romans compared to the Republic, but for what it was to subjugated peoples in the outer reaches of the Empire. Gallic tribes were better as self-governing entities than as subjects of foreign conquerors. Empires come into and tell the people "we're better than you and can take your natural wealth, kill your men and enslave your women and children." Check out what happened to the Dacians in 117 AD.

Caesar was just . . . (a) slightly less bloodthirsty version of (Pompey) and then Sulla before him.

Tell that the Gauls. Caesar decimated their numbers by wiping out entire villages. After the Gauls surrendered, Caesar had the hand of every tenth Gaul cut off to remind them all just who was in charge. Caesar was a genocidal maniac, no more majestic as Custer or the Nazis.

If he'd died, there would have been someone else. Probably Augustus.

Augustus was another piece of work, but he rode to power on his great uncle's reputation. He wouldn't have amounted to anything had he not been Caesar's grandnephew. He was good at only one thing, really: self-promotion. Come to think of it, that was Julius Caesar's greatest gift, too. Take a look at Augustus' successors: of the five emperors of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, only Claudius was hard working, competent administrator who could let his deeds speak for themselves. Otherwise, following the self-promoter Augustus we have Tiberius, Caligula and Nero. Such luminaries! It may have taken 500 years from Augustus to the formal end of the western Empire in 476 AD, but it has always looked to me as though the Empire was in decline from its inception.

wickerwoman

(5,662 posts)
411. Actually we agree.
Wed Aug 15, 2012, 01:47 AM
Aug 2012

As I said in my previous post, the Republic was doomed because it was tyrannical and elitist. Erasing Caesar from history wouldn't have made it less tyrannical or elitist (if anything just the opposite since his political rivals were the Optimates- the epiteme of elitest snobs).

Yes Caesar was a genocidal maniac. So were Pompeii and Sulla who also killed people who had surrended to them and butchered both foreign and domestic rivals. There were a series of "Republican crises" centered around the "Great Men" of the first century BC in Rome. Even if you erased Caesar, there would inevitably have been another "Great Man" crisis that would have led to an Empire.

It just wasn't possible for such a small group to maintain power over such a massive slave population or wider colonies absent modern communication and transportation technology. The Senate weren't willing to share power outside their small group, making it inevitable that a demagogue would come along and replace them with a cult of personality.

And erasing Caesar wouldn't have spared Gaul from genocide either since after all the money Pompeii raked in from his conquests in Spain and the Near East, some other ambitious, money-starved Roman would have been eyeing Gaul anyway.

It's actually a really interesting question since so many Great People seem to be products of their times or representative of wider trends that were going on anyway. It's hard to choose someone who by sheer force of personality or will changed the course of history by themselves.

jmowreader

(53,103 posts)
392. Either Arthur Laffer or William Simon
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:23 AM
Aug 2012

Arthur Laffer invented the "cutting taxes increases government revenues" theory that Ronald Reagan used to push this country into the brink of collapse.

William Simon bought, with a partner, the Gibson Greetings greeting-card company using $1 million in cash, $330,000 of which came out of his own checking account. (The whole transaction cost $80 million, of which $79 million was borrowed money.) Eighteen months later, they sold Gibson Greetings back to the public in an IPO which netted the partnership $290 million. Simon, himself, came out of it $70 million richer. Leveraged buyouts had existed before but were largely initiated by company founders who were selling their firms before retirement. Simon proved you could do an LBO for (obscene!) profit, which caused firms like Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Bain Capital to spring up. So, in short, if there was no William Simon, Mitt Romney would be running a Burger King in Detroit.

NoPasaran

(17,317 posts)
400. Guy Fawkes
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 06:33 AM
Aug 2012

The actual impact on history would probably be small, but at least no one on DU would have that stupid avatar.

JustAnotherGen

(37,999 posts)
402. Don Simpson
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 06:58 AM
Aug 2012

The world would be better off without the "High Concept" film. Top Gun pales in comparison to the movie Charade. Flashdance pales in comparison to The Turning Point. Oh yeah - and Top Gun signifies or Hyper Military of the Reagan Era.

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