How slimy is Ted Cruz....?

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Why would anyone vote yes if your best friend cannot be truthful...????

[IluvPitties]

1. Ted Cruz is a walking booger.

[BigmanPigman]

2. He is an accomplice?

[stopwastingmymoney]

13. Sure

He helped him to hold Dr Ford in that room against her will.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

3. Nah, he would answer questions by reading Green Eggs and Ham.

After all, only important things go on in Congress.

[Snake Plissken]

4. The coefficient of friction of Ted Cruz is exactly ... nonexistent

He is so slimy we currently do not equipment accurate enough to measure it

[walkingman]

5. About a slimy as you can get. He is a hero for most rural Texans - what can you do?

[Meadowoak]

6. He means drink a 5th!

[NCjack]

7. How slimy is Ted Cruz? He is Kav's phlegm that was

coughed up after he drank a beer, ate a mayonnaise sandwich and spit on the knob of the only exit door for the restroom.

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9. Winner...

[Leith]

8. He's Hagfish Slimy

Look it up if you've never heard of the hagfish. When threatened, they emit a bunch of slime out of their skin so the attacker can't get a bite to land. It's disgusting.

[Separation]

14. Thats insulting to the hagfish

At least with the hagfish, it's because it's an evolutionary defense mechanism.
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[imanamerican63]

10. How could Cruz asay this?

This is hindering an FBI investigation!

[Blue_true]

11. Slimier and slippyer than a greased eel.

Hay language cops, I know that I used two words that don't exist, I don't care, they make my point.

[trof]

12. I heard he leaves a shiny trail. Like a slug.

[RainCaster]

15. As slimy as a salted slug

As smelly as a full diaper

As honest as a Republican

[catrose]

16. Rattlesnake covered in vaseline slimy

I thought he was Kav's friend for 20 years? Which disqualifies both of them from any office, imo.

[Power 2 the People]

17. Very slimy

[3catwoman3]

18. Tapeworm or liver fluke...

...slimy.