Malignia is out of the house. How will the Orange menace deal

[Ilsa]

with her absence? She's out visiting several countries doing her Be best routine.

[lapfog_1]

1. I suspect he will not even notice.

it is rumored that she doesn't spend that much time actually in the WH... and when she does, she sleeps in a different bedroom.

[Ilsa]

4. Where is she? If she was in NYC,

wouldnt the city be throwing a fit over the expense of her security?

[lapfog_1]

6. Africa... on some sort of "image repair" trip by herself

her first trip abroad not with Trump.

[Ilsa]

12. I was replying to lapfrog who said they figure she doesn't

spend much time in the WH. If she isn't there much, then where does she go, and wouldn't the security expense draw attention?

[lapfog_1]

22. still me... and she is rumored to spend a lot of time with her parents in DC

and yes, the extra security expense has been noticed... but not nearly as much as Trump's golf outings almost every weekend.

[Meadowoak]

2. If she is smart, she will make a run for it while she can.

[dawg day]

3. That poor kid

We gotta figure Mrs. Trump keeps him away from the nasty man with the orange hair every day. And now she's gone. Maybe he's staying with his grandparents.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. They don't seem to pay much attention to each other anyhow, so he'll barely notice.

I doubt very much that they do the horizontal tango anymore, anyhow. He gets his physical gratification from eating KFC.

[Jarqui]

7. Maybe they'll move this event to the White House - an all you can eat or f**k affair ... :)

You just know now that the FBI will never report it ...

[blm]

8. Timed to be out of the country when Stormy's book is released.

Nothing is ever just a coincidence with this crew.

[dem4decades]

27. Is Avenatti sending her a signed copy? I hope so.

[Ohiogal]

9. You're assuming that he cares

about a human being besides himself!

I don't think he'll notice or care. I doubt they spend much time together any more.

[erronis]

10. Maybe vlad will send in some "reinforcements" - to get his tiny mushroom back to health

It's so hard (soft) to be the pResident of a country you despise. Poor Donald. Oh, not poor, just no liquid funds without infusions from a-broad.

Fux Not-News will have lots of titillating trumpets teasing the twat while the dear flotus is away. I hope melanomia will find some solace with studs and other building material while she is away from the limper.

[SoCalNative]

11. He'll probably have Uber Eats on speed dial

for KFC and McDonalds then order up a couple of hookers to pee on him

[jmowreader]

25. Due to security, Trump can't use Uber Eats

The Secret Service has to go to the restaurant and watch the staff put Trump's food together, to ensure they don't slip anything into it.

You know, like making the special sauce for his burgers out of pure cholesterol instead of mayo.

[Totally Tunsie]

30. There are probably a couple of other "fluids" they can use to make the special sauce.

[jmowreader]

32. He would probably like those

[bdamomma]

13. haven't heard shit from her

so if he treats his wife the way he does, how do expect him to treat other women????

[unitedwethrive]

14. From friends with kids at St. Andrew's (Barron's school), Melania basically lives at her parents in

Potomac. That is where Barron is seen starting and ending his day. I don't think that she and trump see each other all that much.

[fierywoman]

19. OOOOOOOOoooooooo! That's interesting.

[onethatcares]

15. I don't think

he'll call Stormy Daniels. rofl: :

[CanonRay]

16. Traiga Las chicas!

as the Don said in Breaking Bad

[Ilsa]

18. Donald wants to party with Brett! nt

[ProudLib72]

17. She's in Ghana

Isn't that a so called shithole country? I heard they are treating her very well, and I think they should be spitting on her instead.

[jmowreader]

26. It's her rotten husband they should be spitting on

I have no love for Melania Trump, but no one deserves having that thing as a husband.

[ProudLib72]

28. Do you think she picked the shithole countries on purpose to spite her husband?

If so then I may have a modicum of respect for that decision.

[jmowreader]

29. Very possible

[Ilsa]

36. While there is probably no love left there, I doubt she

would trouble herself to go to Ghana and other $#!+ hole countropies just to spite him. I don't think she cares, and I doubt she deserves a modicum of political respect.

[Totally Tunsie]

31. Saw her on TV today passing out about a dozen blanket-wrapped teddybears.

Guess that was the best they could come up with.

Be Best, Melly!

[ProudLib72]

33. Were they really teddybears, or were they trumpybears?

I wouldn't put it past her. They must need to unload a few hundred thousand of them.

[arthritisR_US]

20. She'll no doubt be meeting with her

Russian handlers along the way.

[dalton99a]

35. +1

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. I'm pretty sure he won't notice. nt

[rurallib]

23. He'll get a rental unit

[mshasta]

24. idiot probably is not aware that she is gone

like he cares it all.

[kskiska]

34. Is Barron still alive?

Remember when they said how great it will be to have a boy in the WH? I can't remember when anyone saw him last.