Today Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Link to tweet

[dem4decades]

1. It was the best toilet paper. Greatest paper ever.

[Initech]

69. Toilet Paper Brand toilet paper!

[RockRaven]

2. So we ARE living in a simulation, and the programmers are recycling comic/cartoon tropes...

C'mon guys, do some original work.

[Blaukraut]

3. TP stuck to a piece of shit. How fitting n/t

[dalton99a]

4. Shithole president

[Sneederbunk]

5. The UN General Assembly is replaying this over and over.

[ismnotwasm]

6. Just caught this tweet

I really needed the laugh

[BigmanPigman]

7. He clomps up those steps like he is about to stroke out.

If only........I can wish anyway.

[bdamomma]

13. I only wish

the only thing he exercises is his mouth, keep on eating that junk food.

[smirkymonkey]

38. If only!

I pray every day. I'm not even religious, but I am desperate here.

[BigmanPigman]

40. If praying worked, this atheist would convert!

[libdem4life]

8. Well that's one way to prove to the world you're an asshole.

Don't tell me the Universe doesn't have a sense of humor.

[MaryMagdaline]

9. This. His entire term of office in one picture.

[Duppers]

43. Exactly! It's symbolic of what he's pulled ...

Into the WH.

[Me.]

10. So Telling

that no one informed him

[Grassy Knoll]

22. Right?

Who In The Secret Service Will No Longer Have A Job Tomorrow?
This Is The Epitome Of DJ CRUMP.

[Freethinker65]

11. And when you are an asshole President, staff will let you embarass yourself

[boston bean]

12. Do they have a shitter in the beast??

[marble falls]

14. For the tweetless among us ...

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. A metaphor for his entire "presidency".

[marble falls]

62. The most appropriate image of him yet.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

61. thanks for that

I was wondering if it was some doctored jpeg or video.

Nobody told him. Gee, maybe he shouldn't be such a pile of shit to everybody.

[marble falls]

63. I believe that even those who hang around him are afraid to say much to him.

[Bluepinky]

15. What a joke. What will he show up with next, a toothbrush stuck in his hair?

Someone needs to inspect him before he’s allowed out in public.

[George II]

29. He's been caught several time with scotch tape holding his tie together....

...(and look at Pence laughing at it):

[Bluepinky]

36. I guess the scotch tape doesn't work very well.

It defeats the purpose when your tie flies up, displaying the scotch tape. Melania needs to try using a glue stick.

She can use it to stick his hair down, too.

[smirkymonkey]

39. What a disgusting embarrassment!

He is such a vile pig! Who goes out of the house looking like that? Especially a president?

[Totally Tunsie]

16. So fitting since he's such an asswipe.

Perfect that no one told him!

[ego_nation]

17. Is this real?

Either there’s a crapper in the limo, or the TP made it from the WH bathroom to the limo to AF1 stuck and undetected.

[Dave Starsky]

64. He was sitting in the back with two other dudes, too.

You would think somebody would have noticed it.

God, he's such a slob. You just know he reeks, too. He probably never bathes.

[JDC]

18. He is a Shit Heel after all....

[ismnotwasm]

20. Nobody told him either

It’s like everybody can’t stand him

[JHan]

32. Rofl

[Scurrilous]

21. LOL

[UTUSN]

23. Tomorrow he will be tweeting that nobody saw anything real on his shoe

[Xipe Totec]

24. Well, at least one of his shoes is cleaner than him. nt

[Grassy Knoll]

25. Now We Know Where The Shitty Leaks Are Coming From...

He Needs Draw Strings At The Bottom Of His Pants...If We Could Put A
Man On The Moon And All That .

[George II]

26. If it had been Obama, or any other president actually, one of the suits standing around the car....

....would have told him.

trump? Fuck him, let him make a fool of himself in front of the world (again)

[spooky3]

27. If only Hope Hicks had not been fired; she would have fixed this pronto! nt

[donco]

28. Proof positive setting

on the can is where he tweets most of his ****.

[Snake Plissken]

30. To the untrained eye that may look like President boarding Air Force One but ...

It's really nothing more than a shit stain attracted to a piece of toilet paper.

[dflprincess]

31. And no one around him bothered to mention it before he went up the stairs

You can't tell me someone hadn't noticed it before then.

[mountain grammy]

34. Indeed

[alphafemale]

68. they all hate him.

pretty obvious.

[JHan]

33. how the hell...... rofl

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[NewJeffCT]

35. Are we sure it's really toilet paper?

maybe that's really the Constitution he's walking all over? Or, at least a page of it

[Nevilledog]

47. That was my first thought.

[Hortensis]

49. Yes, a shred is all too possible.

[Enoki33]

37. Oh the irony ⏱

[Duppers]

42. 👍

[brewens]

41. He's got a shitter right there in the limo. He unloaded a huge steamer right there before he

got out! His driver probably had to burn the clothes he was wearing!

[C_U_L8R]

44. The Koch Brothers must be nearby

[Pepsidog]

45. Grandpa Shitty Pants

[unitedwethrive]

46. Too bad it came out after the late night shows recorded!

[lastlib]

48. We're all looking at this from the WRONG perspective!!

It's NOT tRumpski with a piece of TP stuck to his shoe--it's a piece of TP, with a turd stuck to it!

[Blue Owl]

50. There's been a lot of TP lately trying to shove that turd through

n/t

[violetpastille]

51. How long before he starts pissing in his pants to distract us from the Mueller investigation.

My money is two weeks. Tops.

[sheshe2]

52. Shitler ascends onto Hair Force One!!!

Dragging his excrement on his sole/ soul.

[NanceGreggs]

53. He meant to do that!

And everyone is laughing with him, not AT him!

[betsuni]

54. No no no, it's a paper napkin from whatever fast food place he stopped at on the way to the airport.

He wipes his greasy mouth, throws the napkins on the floor, steps on it on the way out of the car. I think my theory is correct.

[Dave Starsky]

65. Perhaps.

That still makes him a slob.

[betsuni]

67. More of a slob, because he threw napkins on the floor for the servants to clean up.

Stepping on toilet paper is something that can happen to anybody.

[krakfiend]

55. Fucking idiot. Rofl!!!

Tomorrow we're going to find out all the members of his security entourage have been fired for not telling him about the tp.

[DonaldsRump]

56. Can someone who has media contacts

please get this broadcast as far and wide as possible. For anyone else, I wouldn't care, but for this fool who makes fun of anyone with the slightest or non-existent issues, he deserves every bit of ridicule.

[HipChick]

66. They just showed it on Morning Joe..

I've sent it to all the regular MSNBC shows I watch...

[Cha]

57. Fuck Yeah! When I see the name "trump" I

skim right over it.. I've had Enough.. glad I took a look at this one, though. I do like reading really bad news about him.. just don't want to hear what that Lying Sack of Shite has to Lie about.

[LuckyCharms]

58. I'm actually surprised he wipes himself. n/t

[uponit7771]

59. +1, most likely he screws that up too

[Achilleaze]

60. This is an OMEN of the First Order

Signifying the reeking stinking moral shithole in to which Dirty Donny* has led his submissive & greedy KGOP republican cronies.


* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief