Okay, I've learned my lesson: EWF Lives Matter

[TygrBright]

Entitled White Fratboy Lives Matter.

Now that I get that, I'll head back into the kitchen and keep stumm. I have learned my place.

You don't need to worry any more.

I know that whatever an EWF feels entitled to matters more than the trauma of millions of women.

I know that whoever is bullied by an EWF probably deserved it, and it wasn't that big a deal anyway, so quit whining about it.

Whoever stands between an EWF and what they want deserves whatever happens to them, regardless of how cruel or traumatic it may be.

So, okay, I get this now.

You win, EWFs and your enablers.

Enjoy your victory!

Celebrate!

Party down!

Once and for all, you've shown me. And millions of other women.

We are totally cowed.

We're anxious to make amends.

From our place, of course.

So take another victory lap, and another.

Order a few more kegs of brewskis and party hearty!

Enjoy the Brave Old World you've snatched back from the brink of extinction.

Keep enjoying it.

Now that we're all properly defeated, of course, you don't even need to bother to leave the frat house on November 6th. Y'all will win in a landslide. Keep the house, even increase the majority, yep.

Sure you will!

Congratulations!

very humbly,
Bright

[Hekate]

1. KnR. Humbly.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. can i yell for a sammich?

I only fail being a EWF by 2 parts; is that close enough for me to sit back and get a sammich and beer (I like beer, do you like beer, we all like beer) delivered while I watch stuff on tv and don't bother to vote because them libtards are too triggered to vote anyway so the only blue wave will be a trickle down from teh SAINT RAYGUN MAGAT!!!1!



Also humbly KnR. I'll be in my cave. Waiting to be rescued by voting November 13.

[Anon-C]

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[kentuck]

3. It was the worst type of division...

...it was disgraceful.

Our everlasting hope is that the Democrats take back the House. Once they get it, they should never let it out of the people's hands again.

[watoos]

10. ....and the Senate my friend.

[Mr.Bill]

4. They're too stupid to realize

that they are setting up a future where no one will hire anyone who went to a Catholic boys prep school, or belonged to a fraternity at an Ivy League college. I know I wouldn't.

They are destroying their own resumes.

[demtenjeep]

5. I feel the same

I have no fight left

[TygrBright]

6. I am bottling my tears....

...as I understand "libtard cuck bitch tears" are in high demand for the celebrations in frat houses across America.

I'm going to buy some new frilly aprons with the proceeds.

meekly,
Bright

[keithbvadu2]

9. Don't forget to teach your daughters to know their place.

Don't forget to teach your daughters to know their place.

(Sarcasm for libs,,, action list for conservatives)

[ChazInAz]

11. Oh, let them celebrate....

What happens next will, to them, be like a Nineties slasher flick.
They'll be too wasted to notice the squeak of a door being surreptitiously opened, the creak of soft footfalls on the staircase in the darkened frat house.
Too late, they'll suddenly realize that all those people they had harmed and thought they had neutralized are still among them, and very, very angry.

[Lonestarblue]

7. Whoever projected messages on the Trump Hotel in DC should project a new SC motto.

Instead of “Equal Justice for All,” it’s now “Equal Justice Be Damned—White Males Rule.”

[NotASurfer]

8. today, thanks to cell phones with video

sometimes their "boys-will-be-EWFboy hijinks" are recorded. So occasionally there are consequences. How wonderful for them, one of their own now sits on the highest court in the land as a sympathetic advocate!