one of Kashoggi's hit squad dies in car crash

[vlyons]

We're supposed to believe this is merely a coincidence. How convenient.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6289813/One-15-Saudis-flew-Turkey-day-Jamal-Khashoggi-disappeared-killed-car-crash.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR040q9SDp6xr6pnKIe8CvxdrJmP9RxxgZfgK9lLPlPxnnEx2IU-aLPO4DA

[Achilleaze]

1. "We are, um, like, really sorry about that, and shit. Heh heh." - Dirty Donny* & Slippery Salman

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Let's see what happens to the rest of them.

One down, 14 to go - all deaths will be unfortunate but completely coincidental.

Drowned in the bathtub?
Fell down the stairs?
Heart attack?
Choked on a piece of steak?
House fire caused by faulty wiring?
Scuba diving accident?
Fell off a ladder while repairing his roof?
Allergic reaction?
Shot by jealous husband?
Eaten by escaped zoo tiger?
Hit by a bus while crossing the street?
Hunting accident?
Spontaneous combustion?
Choked on someone else's vomit?

Sad, but these things happen.

[Caliman73]

7. You forgot...

"Fell" out of a window, like that Russian attorney.
Accidentally drinking polonium laced tea.
Tragic hang gliding accident / skydiving
Snake bite / scorpion

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. Fell on to his knife while cleaning it - 12 times. Backwards.

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[vlyons]

10. / ROFL /

nt

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Accidental decapitation

[louis-t]

14. And then there's my all time favorite,

accidentally shot himself in the back with a spear gun.

[JHB]

3. His car crashed when it fell out a 9th floor window

Or is that just a Russian thing?

[avebury]

4. Is the Saudi Counsul still alive?

He was threatened to keep quiet and was last seen on Tuesday when he left the consulate.

[Fullduplexxx]

5. That's why trump and his band of saudis need more time ....more time to find the rest

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

6. Operation wrath of god anyone?

Hmm

[struggle4progress]

8. "He carelessly drove his car into a bone saw!"

[The_Counsel]

9. Suicide by Hitting Himself in the Back of the Head with a Hammer.

25 times.

He was really determined to end it all.

[rusty fender]

13. The crown prince, also referred to as MBS,

as Stephen Colbert reminds us, is not known as Mister Bone Saw, for nothing!