Peesidential press conference: Cheeto looks crushed.

[sandensea]

To all who feel a tad disappointed the results weren't even more positive (as I do), tune in now.

That long face of his alone should brighten your day.

[likesmountains 52]

1. I had my doubts, but he looks deflated and super orange. Yes!

[Cetacea]

2. Looks like he's been crying...

[PCIntern]

3. He looks like he needs a barrel

not a bucket, of KFC

[Corvo Bianco]

4. It's when he is forced to give these solemn boy reports

That he ends up endorsing nazis to balance his dopamine levels

[PatSeg]

5. Now he doesn't have an excuse

to hold rallies, he really loves his rallies.

[maxsolomon]

11. He started his re-election campaign on Jan 21, 2017.

The midterms were just a distraction from the only thing he cares about, his re-election. He probably resents other Repukes horning in on his rallies.

You'll see the rallies increase in frequency now, not decrease.

He's getting overexposed, and people will grow tired of his act. I hope.

[PatSeg]

13. I hope you're right

about being overexposed. He evidently doesn't realize that even with his beloved base, there is such a thing as too much Trump, especially being he tends to repeat the same crap over and over again.

Meanwhile, he is addicted to those rallies. He needs to external validation like a drug.

[Crunchy Frog]

6. Any pics? I won't watch him on the teevee.

[sandensea]

10. Here you go:

[JHB]

7. Was he in the tanning bed recently?

His reverse-raccoon look seems especially pronounced today.

[maxsolomon]

12. He spray tans. Probably once or twice a week during "Executive Time"

He also bleaches his comb-over, and wears oversize suits to hide his girth.

He is a vain, preening clown of a man. If he were a Dem, conservative white men would call him a fag without a moment's hesitation.

[nolabear]

8. I am thoroughly enjoying this. He looks unhealthy.

[maxrandb]

9. Quick, send him something to hate

that always "energizes" the ass-pickle