A Photoshop solution to the problems with the weather in Paris

[Mira]

This way wind and rain can't whip up the hair to get caught in the spokes of an umbrella
Looks better, too.

[brucefan]

1. He's gonna need a bigger bonnet

To cover those chins

[ChubbyStar]

2. Velvetta elephant seal in a bonnet!

Stunning!

[stopbush]

3. In my neighborhood, dog owners use blue plastic bags to pick up their dog's shit.

Didn’t know they came in a transparent form.

[Mira]

4. You made me laugh

and your name suggests we have been friends for a long time already

[stopbush]

5. Yep. I joined DU probably a month or two after it launched.

Been here forever.

[Blue Owl]

6. Heil Hair Helmet!

This nazi noggin won't be soggin'...