Lots of things going on in this old photo of Trump and Melanie (sic):

[Kingofalldems]

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[hlthe2b]

1. Not a pleasant look--for either of them.

damn, Melania just looks "HARD"....

[Ilsa]

2. She looks really horrible. nt

[Cousin Dupree]

3. Hard is the exact word I was going to use before I saw your post. And ROUGH

[Grammy23]

20. Yep. She has come a long way from that picture.

If we were only going by clues in the picture, First Lady of the United States is not what comes to mind. Ahem.

[GWC58]

4. Richie Rich &

The Golddigger.🤪😧

[Kingofalldems]

5. Looks like his hairline is just above the eyebrows.

[Bfd]

7. Haah! omg it Does!

What a weirdo

[Blue Owl]

6. "His touch repulses me... yet I can't leave!"

n/t

[ariesgem]

8. This one!

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?s=19

[50 Shades Of Blue]

29. Mr. and Mrs. Scumbag F. Asshole!

[nolabear]

9. What the hell is that they're talking to?

Next, on “Sasquatch and Friends”...

[WhiskeyWulf]

24. Maybe they're secretly furries? nt

[Docreed2003]

30. That's what caught my eye as well!!

What the fuck is that thing next to them!

[Stinky The Clown]

10. She looks like . . . . what? . . . . . five hunnert . . . . . . but no tongue, huh?

[3catwoman3]

11. She looks like she's trying not...

...to puke.

[Grasswire2]

12. that's an old photo

He's not so bloated there.

[Grammy23]

17. Yes, but he was trying out some version of the hair swoop he is using now.

He has had “hair issues” for years and started styling it in ways to compensate for his bald areas and the long strands he was using to make the confection he calls his own hair. I have a vision of him in the shower with wet hair, hanging in strings in his eyes. Oh, damn.....now I need to go bleach my eyes. 👀

[Kingofalldems]

22. I bet much of his hair is two feet long.

[SixString]

13. If an anus could talk...

...it would look like DJT.

The embodiment of "Talking out of one's ass".

[dhol82]

14. Damn! And that was before the new kidneys!

She is absolutely pneumatic these days.

[Maru Kitteh]

15. I wonder how many times she took the money. For that matter, does she still?

Multiple women have reported that after he had sexual encounters with him that he pulled out a big wad of cash to pay them. How much did he pay for you Melanie? What do you charge him now?

[dalton99a]

16. The mannequin looked down as the mushroom whispered, "Make America Great Again"

[NurseJackie]

18. She looks like one of those realistic silicone sex dolls.

[UniteFightBack]

19. Is that your pinky or are you just excited to see me? nt

[ProudLib72]

21. That's pre-trophy

Here is "trophy won".

[fierywoman]

31. Somehow she doesn't have quite the allure of "Madame X" (JS Sargent)

[madaboutharry]

32. They are both weirdos.

She has shown herself to be as big a jerk as him.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

35. Looks like the ruskies had his number a long time ago.

Here she is after setting the hook. If all this comes out and shes not a russian asset...ill be truly amazed.

[allgood33]

23. Was she a citizen when that was taken?

[ornotna]

25. I like this one

She doesn't have a heart. I don't feel a pulse.

[MontanaMama]

26. No caption but his lips

look like a cat’s ass.

[MuseRider]

27. There is nothing in this picture that screams out

more than his position as an owner. He is not tender nor is he caring. He is holding her in place and putting out the message to one and all that she is his, he has either bought her or he simply owns her by some other means.

She looks upset to me. Not trying to be sexy or open to this man who has a hold on her. She looks like her boss is looking on and if she does not make piggy rich man happy, she will not be happy.

This picture has actually made me feel really upset.

[Miles Archer]

28. Remember the UPROAR caused by THIS photo?

Yes, Michelle had arms, and yes...she showed them. And conservatives from miles around expressed their outrage over it.

[peggysue2]

40. LOL!!

Yes, I remember. Michelle's bare arms (shocking) and Barack's tan suit (outrageous).

Now we have the Trumpster walking around in badly tailored suits and neckties down to his knees.<crickets>

[flibbitygiblets]

33. Melanie's biography should ba called "Unbecoming"

Chapter one:

"Donald rich, so we make fuck"

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

36. "make fuck".....

pht pht phtahahahahahahah!!!!

[John Fante]

34. Whenever he touches her, Melania divides $4 trillion by 2.

And then she feels better.

[MFM008]

37. Body language ..shes thinking

Old maybe rich pervert.....doesnt seem to like him much.....like the rest of us...

[NBachers]

38. "When I kiss you it's like kissing a corpse with rigor mortis."

[peggysue2]

39. Wow!

That's a bad look for both of them.

[Leith]

41. She Looks Like

one of the vampires in From Dusk Till Dawn. He looks like her unsuspecting victim.

[Talitha]

42. They deserve each other.

[EffieBlack]

43. I can't believe these people are president and first lady of the United States