Profiles in Crazy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PrediDented ("Mueller who?" ) Trump is saying: "I'm not worried about Mueller. You're worried about Mueller, otherwise why do you keep bringing it up? But his entire investigation is, by the way, a hoax, based on false evidence, the so-called Steele Dossier, and even illegal. . . . Maybe I should have Mueller locked up? Let him twist in the wind for all the damage he's done. . . . Bet you'd like it then! Then you could call for another Special Council. But who would want the job? Answer me that! . . . You can't, can you? . . . But no, I'm not worried about Mueller; why do you keep bringing him up?"

[skip fox]

1. D.T. continues:

"And then you ask if I'm worried about Mueller talking to Mike Pense. . . . Not one little bit. . . . I trust Mike completely. . . . I mean I love the guy. . . . What's not to love? . . . Even if his eyes . . . well, his eyes are a bit too close together, . . . like a ferret's, . . . and you know what they say about ferrets, don't you? . . . Well just hope you don't find one in your shorts some fair morning. . . . I mean those close-set eyes can hypnotize snakes so they can paralyze them just before they strike and sink their ferret teeth into the snake's poor neck. . . . I have strange dreams some nights. . . . But no, I love Mike."

[underpants]

2. Cereal liar

The irony of "Orange" county turning blue under Trump