Profiles in Crazy, XVIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("I should have won California" ) Trump is saying: "You see, when there's a fire in a tree, you got your first problem. . . . So the trick is to get it out of the tree or not let it get in the tree in the first place. . . . That's like the two things you can do. Or you could not have a fire to begin with. . . . Did you ever think of that? . . . How come I'm the only one who can think of what to do?"

[jcgoldie]

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"So you see I know a lot about fire. You'd be surprised. I may know more about fire than anyone has ever known. I am very famous for firing people after all. Want to hear me say 'You're fired!'? It's a real ratings getter, people love it. They hate that loser Schwarzenegger by the way, what a loser... sad! Say is that your firetruck over there? At least you have a great firetruck to drive around in..."