Trump's teleconference to the troops from Mar-a-Lago is as moving as you'd think it would be

[Miles Archer]

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President Trump holds a Thanksgiving teleconference with members of the military: “You’re the ones who keep America safe and strong and free. You do a job like nobody else and it is really great respect that we all have. You are very much appreciated."

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[Jim__]

1. He sounds so sincere as he reads the script.

I'm sure the military personnel are duly impressed.

[onethatcares]

2. I wish someone

would have scribbled out a few lines of that crap.

on second thought

the should have scribbled out the entire paper.

what a buffffffooooooonnnn!

[Polly Hennessey]

3. He sounds like an idiot.

“Judges are not into lawyer things.” Someone help us. Someone?

[Autumn]

4. Troops stationed abroad? Where abroad? And no I'm not talking about the

First Nude, troops stationed overseas. I want pictures pictures of the troops being cheered up, not just his stupid face or it didn't happen.

[peekaloo]

5. "Oops gotta go! The Butterball Hotline is calling me back!"

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Let me guess, he moved on them like a b*tch!

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[Autumn]

7. We are a hot nation?

Fucking kill me now.

[ooky]

8. After he hung up its turned into a Trump Lie-fest.

This is what happens when an imbecile is made President.

[Hotler]

9. Why do rich people have ugly furniture?

That chair in the background wood look better if it was in the fireplace burning.

[C_U_L8R]

10. Why is he on a telephone handset?

With a coil-y cord, no less.
It's the freaking 21st century - he looks ridiculous