The Sound of Trump's Swan Song

[MineralMan]

My Favorite Things

Grand Jury hearings and subpoenas serving.
Bright shiny badges and federal attorneys.
Brown-papered law firms all tied up with strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

Judicial hearings and pending indictments.
Perp walks and plea deals and flop sweat emerging.
Russians and Saudis that unsheath their stings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Muellers and lawyers all digging up scandals.
Laws being broken by high-placed officials.
Lies and deceptions from Presidents and kings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

Chorus:
When the crooks cry.
When they fear bad things.
When Trump's feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I start feeling glad.

MineralMan - DU 2018

Note: Feel free to share, with attribution.

[mindfulNJ]

1. Bravo!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[lilactime]

2. ...

[Moostache]

3. Julie Andrews is KILLING that in my mind right now!!! (n/t)

[YessirAtsaFact]

6. Me too

[MineralMan]

7. As only she could!

[MLAA]

68. Me too!

[eleny]

4. Well done

[YessirAtsaFact]

5. Marvelous!

I can imagine Julie Andrews singing it.

[MineralMan]

9. Who else?

Thanks!

[Leghorn21]

8. 🎶"Brown-papered law firms" 🎶

This song is hot off the presses, delivered fresh!!

Good show, Man!!

[Bonx]

10. Trump is so done for!

[niyad]

11. very good!!!

[MineralMan]

12. Aw, shucks....thanks.

[denbot]

13. K&R

Nicely done!

[SWBTATTReg]

14. Man, you just proved again that you are a great composer and writer! Great timing too. NT

[MineralMan]

15. You're way too kind...really...

[malaise]

16. K & R

Brilliant

[MineralMan]

17. Thanks for the kick!

[Heartstrings]

18. K and R

Love it!

[avebury]

19. This would be totally perfect for an SNL skit.

Have you thought of submitting it to them? Imagine the staging of the song. It would be an hysterical cold opening.

[MineralMan]

25. That would be cool. I'll see if I can find an email address.

I doubt if they do that kind of thing, though. They have their own extremely talented writers, I think. Thanks!

[Tracyjo]

20. That's excellent

Thanks.

[MineralMan]

27. And thanks to you!

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Clever, Sir!

I like it!

[BHDem53]

22. Instead of Julie dancing in the Alps.

I picture sPanky waddling through the red trees. The Grinch who saved Christmas!

[MineralMan]

26. The red trees! Yes.

I'm thinking maybe Ivanka could pretend to be Julie Andrews...

[denvine]

23. Very nice!!!

[Moral Compass]

24. Bravo!

[HAB911]

28. Beautiful!

[LiberalLovinLug]

29. That was great MM!

[gademocrat7]

30. K&R!

[MineralMan]

31. Thanks so much for all the replies and K&Rs.

I'd answer everyone, but that would look kinda weird, I think. So here's my thanks to everyone!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

33. Here's another K&R

[BumRushDaShow]

32. ....

[cp]

34. Quite excellent!

Thank you for composing what for most of us is a cheerful song!

[SleeplessinSoCal]

35. sharing!

[MineralMan]

37. You're more than welcome to share it.

Thanks.

[lark]

36. Awesome and accurate poem. Thank you Mineral Man.

[Stonepounder]

38. Fantastically excellent! Off to the Greatest page! K & R

[bluecollar2]

39. Kick...n/t

[Niagara]

40. Another K&R

[mastermind]

41. I see the fbi just raided tRumps tax attorneys office in Chicago nt

[MineralMan]

44. Yes, the brown paper on the windows at that office

triggered this parody.

[TNNurse]

42. I laugh so rarely these days.

Thank you so much for this one today.

[MineralMan]

43. Wow! Anytime I can make someone laugh is a good day!

Thanks!

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Splendid! Well done!

[trickyguy]

46. Wouldn't it be wild if we could get Adele to sing this and post on UTube.

She'd do it proud.

[jdadd]

47. Little earworm for You

We wish you a Mueller Christmas
We wish you a Mueller Christmas
We wish you a Mueller Christmas
And impeachment next year....🎵

[MineralMan]

50. +100

[Ilsa]

69. I like that, and so easy to remember! nt

[Hekate]

48. Cheery music brightens the day!

[MineralMan]

49. Doesn't it though?

Imagining Julie Andrews singing that made me smile broadly.

[Raster]

51. Excellent!

[liberal N proud]

52. K&R

[kimbutgar]

53. Your song made me smile and gave me a good laugh

Thanks Mineral man!

[MineralMan]

59. Glad to hear it!

[Liberalhammer]

54. Nice Song

But i imagine in reality Trumps song really would be a long loud fart, on his way to prison.

[Az_lefty]

55. Well done...

[JDC]

56. A little background music for your lyrics:

[MineralMan]

60. Too cool!

[Honeycombe8]

57. One of the best posts evah! Bravo!!!! Bravo!!!! Bravo!!!!

[MineralMan]

61. Wow! Thanks.

[hostalover]

58. Wow! You are very talented! Thanks so much!

[MineralMan]

62. And you're very kind to say so.

[UniteFightBack]

63. Great job! I do this sort of thing often too with various subjects ! Love it ! I also recommend

checking out Jimmy Fallon, doing rump doing Elvis. Be careful you may wet your drawers a little.

Let's make an album!

[hostalover]

67. That was hilarious!

[rurallib]

64. Hope Rocky Mountain Mike makes a recording of this

or somebody like that.

Well done!

[Pluvious]

65. Well done, mate !!

With just the right touch of sparkle to meld it all into our festive holiday's cheer !!

Julie, we loved you so.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

66. This must be contagious . . .

"Tis the season for collusion, fa la la la la la la la la
Watch the trumpster's mad confusion, fa la la la la la la la la
Don he now the orange apparel fa la la la la la la la la
Time to say his last 'farewella' fa la la la la la la la la

[samplegirl]

70. They would of had Clinton

Out by now!

[Xipe Totec]

71. Swine Song n