Mike Pence will have to sit next to a woman during the SOTU!!

[Yavin4]

He's a-scared of womenz.

[Hassler]

1. He'll bring a folding chair for Mother.

[Yavin4]

2. She's not allowed up there. n/t

[Siwsan]

3. Wouldn't it be funny if his 'chastity truss' set off the metal detector!

[LuckyCharms]

4. He'll get an unwanted boner like a 14 year old at church.

Then, he will have to explain that to Mother.

THE SHAME!!!!!

But mother! They forced me to sit next to Nancy! It isn't my fault! My body betrayed me!

[Blue Owl]

5. To appear disgusted, he'll drink apple cider vinegar

with THE MOTHER...

[kskiska]

6. "God is testing me."

[NightWatcher]

7. That's a huuuge assumption!

He might not even be in the building.

[Lochloosa]

8. He'll lust in his heart. I see lots of praying in his future.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

9. This mike pence?

[Delmette2.0]

10. That's IF Trump even requests a SOTU.

My guess is that 45 will chicken out and not even have a SOTU speech.

[BluesRunTheGame]

11. No worries. By the time of the SOTU Mikey will be sitting in prison with the rest of ...

...the Trumpkin gang.