If Romney wins and I need Medicare - can I get it via Groupon?

[democrat_patriot]

Or do I get a coupon book?

Their plan needs clarification.

[RagAss]

1. You'll get a coupon for a discount on pain pills and a prayer book.

[Downwinder]

2. Might be like ration stamps.

You get so many every year.

[RagAss]

3. ...Oh wait, I almost forgot....

You'll also receive a pamphlet on how to kill yourself without traumatizing your family and neighbors.

[democrat_patriot]

7. I shall report to the nearest "rest' station as is recommended.

It is my duty to my country to not burden them with my cancer.

[flamingdem]

4. By the way you'll need a coupon to vote

I hear, maybe available at Target or Bed, Bath and Beyond, not sure.

[democrat_patriot]

8. Do I get a free massage? Groupon loves massages.

And deals on nail treatments.

[flamingdem]

13. hey I'd vote a few times for a massage!

haven't been budgeting for those for a while

[cbdo2007]

5. The govt still pays for it either way. Unfortunately for Repubes it's still Socialism.

[MichiganVote]

6. Nah...ebay. OR, you can pay for a subscription to Angie's list.

Craigslist will have the counterfeit stuff.

[democrat_patriot]

10. Duzy.

Go Michigan.
Go Detroit (born there).

Go Blue?
Go Sparty?

[Curtland1015]

9. I usually wait for "double coupon days" at my local hostipal.

I can get TWO appendectomies for the price of ONE!

[democrat_patriot]

11. Duzy2.

But....you only have 1 appendix (sp?)

If you have two that's totally cool. Sell one?

[jillan]

12. hahaha - that was good!