Fitting Punishments for the Rump Gang

[ProudLib72]

So I've been contemplating what would constitute fitting punishments for the Rump and his conspiratorial imps. So far, I have come up with a few:

Rump = rot in a Siberian gulag. Hey, at least he will be in his beloved Russia, right?

Ivanka = spend the rest of her life working in a Chinese sweat shop making knock offs of designer brands.

Don Jr. = game warden in Kenya. The penalty for allowing any animal to be poached on his watch TBD (it ain't gonna be good, though).

Please feel free to add your own "fitting punishment" for whomever you would like.

[Fresh_Start]

1. Trump...whichever prison working on detail to clean restrooms

I wouldn't want him sent to Russia since he might have friends there...
but there are something like 30 countries which US sent al queda suspects to during our rendition history. I'm guessing those might be appropriate
no phone, no computer, no twitter, no TV...just books
maybe even give him a starter shelf with books from real presidents
all trump properties turned into homes for migrants


Jared ... prison maybe even the same prison that his dad lived...so that Jared's children get the same pleasure of visiting their dad in prison

[handmade34]

2. better that don jr

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let loose in Kenya to fend for himself... try to survive just on his wits... 😳

[ProudLib72]

5. Sort of a Lord of the Flies version for Rumpers

Let a couple dozen of the gang off in some remote location to fend for themselves and see just how long it takes for Jr to end up being barbecued.

[lilactime]

3. ROFL. Yours are perfect.

[Soxfan58]

4. I think there is only one fitting punishment for the whole bunch.

Poverty.

[ProudLib72]

6. Well, my punishment for Ivanka presupposes she will need to live off her salary

No health insurance either. So when she has an accident on the sewing machine, tough!

[Charlotte Little]

7. The only punishment I wish for would be

...general population in this joint.

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Yes, Ivanka too. Shove that little witch on in there.

[alwaysinasnit]

8. tRump sent to an oubliette.

http://www.medievalchronicles.com/medieval-castles/medieval-castle-parts/oubliette-castle-dungeon/

Since tRump obsessively seeks attention, his greatest punishment is to be cut off from all of it and know that he is being forgotten.

[bluecollar2]

9. I don't know about fitting but

Trump: life without parole in Rikers Island General Population.

Ivanka: life in a sweatshop in the Marianas making knockoffs. (Stolen from op)

Sarah H. Sanders: 1 year in jail + 2 days for every word that comes out of her mouth.

Don Jr.: life in Angola prison working in the laundry.

[ProudLib72]

10. 2 days for every word that comes out of her mouth

So she's going to serve five life sentences? Lying nasty sack of...

Can we put a TV in her cell that plays a loop of Michelle Wolf roasting her?

[harumph]

11. Let's ask Shawn