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Sun Dec 2, 2018, 11:45 PM

Donald Trump boasts about his 'very, very large brain' during rambling press conference

What he fails to mention is half of his 'very, very large brain' has been declared a toxic waste dump, one quarter has been leased to Russia, and the last quarter is a jumbled mess.

A California legislator once said, "You could walk through Ronald Reagan’s deepest thoughts and not get your ankles wet.” Bone spurs has taken this concept to a whole new lower level, such as, "You could wade through Donald Trump's intellect and find yourself chest deep in muck"

I'm sure there are other clever variations of this theme.

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Reply Donald Trump boasts about his 'very, very large brain' during rambling press conference (Original post)
No-Bozos Dec 2018 OP
cojoel Dec 2018 #1
Harker Dec 2018 #19
diva77 Dec 2018 #2
NotASurfer Dec 2018 #3
Qutzupalotl Dec 2018 #4
Marie Marie Dec 2018 #5
lunatica Dec 2018 #6
C Moon Dec 2018 #9
karynnj Dec 2018 #12
Cha Dec 2018 #13
sakabatou Dec 2018 #7
left-of-center2012 Dec 2018 #8
linuxuser3 Dec 2018 #10
Bucky Dec 2018 #11
Midnight Writer Dec 2018 #14
displacedtexan Dec 2018 #21
BaronChocula Dec 2018 #15
tclambert Dec 2018 #16
BaronChocula Dec 2018 #18
lame54 Dec 2018 #17
Xipe Totec Dec 2018 #20

Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 12:18 AM

1. He must have Megalencephaly-polymicrogyria-polydactyly-hydrocephalus syndrome

https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/megalencephaly-polymicrogyria-polydactyly-hydrocepha

Probably doesn't explain the hair nor the orange hue, though.

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Response to cojoel (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:30 PM

19. Isn't there a song about that

in "Mary Poppins?"

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 12:21 AM

2. in related news, leeches have 32 brains

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 12:27 AM

3. So he locks in the Zombie-American vote

They love brains. Human brains. And the way he brags about having the best people, and the best brains...specifically tailored to his base of zombies

Makes as much sense as any explanation I hear from the Real 'Merkins crowd

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:25 AM

4. So it's tiny and mushroom-shaped?

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:52 AM

5. He takes delusions of grandeur to a whole new level.

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 01:57 AM

6. Didn't he just tell us he does his thinking with his gut?

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Response to lunatica (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 02:28 AM

9. :D

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Response to lunatica (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:00 AM

12. Which is very very large ....

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Response to lunatica (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:06 AM

13. lol Fraud is confused.. he meant

to say he has a very large gut.

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 02:02 AM

7. And only a portion is actually functioning.

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 02:05 AM

8. Trump, he said, is "so smart," he's "playing three-dimensional chess".

PUBLISHED : Thursday, 27 September, 2018

Donald Trump boasts about his ‘very, very large brain’ – and China respects this
Trump makes the boast at a rambling press conference

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/2165969/donald-trump-boasts-about-his-very-very-large-brain

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 02:42 AM

10. Too large a brain for his megalomania to contain

If Trump hadn't been born a silver spoon & raised to be a criminal (& it's always the tax dodging that gets his type in the end: https://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2017/12/why-organized-crime-bosses-get-arrested-for-tax-evasion.html) he'd have been locked up in a psych hospital by now. His administration has hit the iceberg it's just a long sinking feeling from now on. Will he pardon himself? If Pence goes down same time Trump does they might try the Nixon-Ford 2-step: He pardons Pence first, then resigns, then Pence pardons him. Of course that would take trusting Pence *completely* so I'm gonna say no way he tries that. He'll try to pardon himself. Will need to invest in popcorn stocks.

Hey I remember these things https://www.buttonmuseum.org/buttons/no-bozos I think I used to have one.

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 02:56 AM

11. Life is one big golden toilet to this feeble minded Richie Rich

I'm ready to wake up now, Skipper!

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 03:35 AM

14. He is like an irritating but catchy TOP 40 tune dropping down the Billboard chart.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #14)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:57 PM

21. Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word.

Repeat 32 times.

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 04:00 PM

15. And we know who that big brain came from

Abby Normal

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Response to BaronChocula (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 05:35 PM

16. Points for the Young Frankenstein reference.

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Response to tclambert (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 05:49 PM

18. And to you!

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 05:37 PM

17. It's sooo big that...

Most of it is stored in his ass

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Response to No-Bozos (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 12:32 PM

20. Mostly blubber. nt

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