Donald Trump boasts about his 'very, very large brain' during rambling press conference

[No-Bozos]

What he fails to mention is half of his 'very, very large brain' has been declared a toxic waste dump, one quarter has been leased to Russia, and the last quarter is a jumbled mess.

A California legislator once said, "You could walk through Ronald Reagan’s deepest thoughts and not get your ankles wet.” Bone spurs has taken this concept to a whole new lower level, such as, "You could wade through Donald Trump's intellect and find yourself chest deep in muck"

I'm sure there are other clever variations of this theme.

[cojoel]

1. He must have Megalencephaly-polymicrogyria-polydactyly-hydrocephalus syndrome

https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/megalencephaly-polymicrogyria-polydactyly-hydrocepha

Probably doesn't explain the hair nor the orange hue, though.

[Harker]

19. Isn't there a song about that

in "Mary Poppins?"

[diva77]

2. in related news, leeches have 32 brains

[NotASurfer]

3. So he locks in the Zombie-American vote

They love brains. Human brains. And the way he brags about having the best people, and the best brains...specifically tailored to his base of zombies

Makes as much sense as any explanation I hear from the Real 'Merkins crowd

[Qutzupalotl]

4. So it's tiny and mushroom-shaped?

[Marie Marie]

5. He takes delusions of grandeur to a whole new level.

[lunatica]

6. Didn't he just tell us he does his thinking with his gut?

[C Moon]

9. :D

[karynnj]

12. Which is very very large ....

[Cha]

13. lol Fraud is confused.. he meant

to say he has a very large gut.

[sakabatou]

7. And only a portion is actually functioning.

[left-of-center2012]

8. Trump, he said, is "so smart," he's "playing three-dimensional chess".

PUBLISHED : Thursday, 27 September, 2018

Donald Trump boasts about his ‘very, very large brain’ – and China respects this
Trump makes the boast at a rambling press conference

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/2165969/donald-trump-boasts-about-his-very-very-large-brain

[linuxuser3]

10. Too large a brain for his megalomania to contain

If Trump hadn't been born a silver spoon & raised to be a criminal (& it's always the tax dodging that gets his type in the end: https://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2017/12/why-organized-crime-bosses-get-arrested-for-tax-evasion.html) he'd have been locked up in a psych hospital by now. His administration has hit the iceberg it's just a long sinking feeling from now on. Will he pardon himself? If Pence goes down same time Trump does they might try the Nixon-Ford 2-step: He pardons Pence first, then resigns, then Pence pardons him. Of course that would take trusting Pence *completely* so I'm gonna say no way he tries that. He'll try to pardon himself. Will need to invest in popcorn stocks.

Hey I remember these things https://www.buttonmuseum.org/buttons/no-bozos I think I used to have one.

[Bucky]

11. Life is one big golden toilet to this feeble minded Richie Rich

I'm ready to wake up now, Skipper!

[Midnight Writer]

14. He is like an irritating but catchy TOP 40 tune dropping down the Billboard chart.

[displacedtexan]

21. Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word.

Repeat 32 times.

[BaronChocula]

15. And we know who that big brain came from

Abby Normal

[tclambert]

16. Points for the Young Frankenstein reference.

[BaronChocula]

18. And to you!

[lame54]

17. It's sooo big that...

Most of it is stored in his ass

[Xipe Totec]

20. Mostly blubber. nt