Donald is losing it this morning. 😂😂��

[catbyte]

"You mean he can do all of the TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things..."

OMG, I love how he just threw that in there. He is the guiltiest-sounding "innocent man" in history.

Link to tweet

“Michael Cohen asks judge for no Prison Time.” You mean he can do all of the TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things having to do with fraud, big loans, Taxis, etc., and not serve a long prison term? He makes up stories to get a GREAT & ALREADY reduced deal for himself, and get.....

10:24 AM - Dec 3, 2018

[peekaloo]

1. I hear Stephen Colbert's voice in my head reading it.

[mr_lebowski]

5. dot dot dot dot dot (nt)

[safeinOhio]

2. So, we can count on you...

to never ask for "no prison time"?

[unblock]

3. "I'm going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people!"

[ProudMNDemocrat]

15. Right off the bat, we knew that was a lie.

Nothing but corruption sounds Donald Trump.

[Lindsay]

4. Seth Abramson called this

"Presidential Panic Level: 10 out of 10 on the Manafort Scale"

[FSogol]

6. +1, Perfect.

[smirkymonkey]

8. LOL!

That's great!

[BSdetect]

7. Cohen admits guilt and drumph claims its fake - hilarious. Wolf howls sound track

[secondwind]

9. He sounds envious of the good deal Cohen will be getting, knowing that he won't be getting SHITE.

[libdem4life]

10. I guess his hot shot attorneys didn't tell him...

that getting a plea deal and time reduced...is for telling the most important things. He can't even ask for a sentencing limit without Mueller's folks approving it...doesn't mean that he'll get it,but does mean is within the scope of possible sentencing. That only after the 10-day,very unusual delay.

Also, guess he doesn't understand what I've now come to understand...thanks to many federal prosecutors as commentators, that Mueller never asks a question he doesn't already have the answer to.

Idiot. He lucky to have any lawyers at all. Oh yeah, and what TERRIBLE things did he do, tell the truth? Oh,right. That, to him, is TERRIBLE!!!!

[UTUSN]

11. K&R

[duforsure]

12. All his lies and attacks need to be remembered

At his and his families sentencing hearings.

[babylonsister]

13. He probably meant it...

https://www.axios.com/trump-tweet-michael-cohen-taxi-cab-business-russia-f9c1d32f-f840-4197-9b4a-ec622b3b6ada.html

Haley BritzkyJul 27
Go deeper: Why Trump is tweeting about Michael Cohen’s taxi business

[Denzil_DC]

14. Well, anybody in his cabal considering staying loyal if the chips are down can read this.

Pardons be damned, they're gonna need bigger buses.

Here's clue, Individual 1: The fate of your co-conspirators will have no bearing on any penalties you eventually suffer.

Is it fair? Yes. You're a grown-up, even if you act like a terminally dysfunctional 2-year-old. You'll no doubt have a chance for your own plea bargains in the fullness of time. Will they be fair? We'll have to wait and see.

If Putin doesn't get to y'all first ...

[pamela]

16. That's actually not a mistake.

Part of Cohen's legal troubles involve his Taxi business.

[Dave in VA]

17. He's setting the stage

He will use what sentence Cohen receives as an excuse for the pardoning of those who remain "loyal" to the orange hemorrhoid. Just my $0.02.