Дональд Трамп - сгоревший тост!

[MineralMan]

The writing is on the Kremlin wall, in Cyrillic!

[pecosbob]

1. I sort of quit high-school halfway through Russian 101

a little help?

[MineralMan]

2. Use Google Translate

Works great! I don't want to give it away here.

[pecosbob]

5. I try to avoid Google when I can...Duck Duck Go didn't help much.

closest I get is Donald Trump is burnt toast...

[LanternWaste]

3. Thankfully, that writing is not on the ass of a pair of sweats.

[MineralMan]

4. ??

I'm at a complete loss on that one.

[Stargleamer]

6. Tramp??

Hmmmm.

[MineralMan]

8. That's how the Russians spell his last name.

that's because there's no letter for the sound "uh" in Russian. "a" is pronounced "ah," which is as close as they can get to Trump.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

7. This means little in Russian.

[MineralMan]

9. That depends.

It translates the way I want it to, though, in Google translate. I took liberties with the language.

[spanone]

10. Donald Trump - burnt toast!

[MineralMan]

11. Yes. That's how google translates it.

In reality, the last word really means "toast," as in raising glasses, but I don't care. I used it because it translates the way I want in Google Translate.

What we call toast is "fried bread" or жареный хлеб in Russian. Too long and fried, not toasted. So, I went for the sound, instead. I took liberties.