"Melanie" Trump announces release of her biography!

[RealityBasedNewYorkr]

[leftieNanner]

1. I really wish we knew what Ass Face

said to her that day. She was smiling happily and he turned back towards her, said something, and this is the face that followed. What a flaming di..... mushroom he is.

[Rorey]

10. Maybe the answer is simple.

Maybe he farted.

[leftieNanner]

13. Well something noxious came out of his mouth

That's for sure.

[Rorey]

16. With his diet, noxious fumes likely emanate from every orifice.

I just imagine him as being disgustingly gross. Like Bannon.

[2naSalit]

18. THere is another video

of the whole thing, zoomed out. What happened was that he turned to blow a kiss to czarina who was right behind melaria. They must have fought earlier, I'm guessing, their whole day was not joyful. But it was very telling that daddy was blowing a kiss to his babygerl that he was gonna make her a real princess, just watch, hunny.

It was gross. I'm not sure where to look for that vid but it's out there, somewhere.

[Marie Marie]

25. Yes, I saw that video too.

They broke it down and really examined it and offered a different perspective. Wish I could find that video again.

[jmowreader]

26. Could it be something like...

"You're about to fuck the most powerful man in the world."

There was a line in the movie "The Road to Wellville" that describes Trump's attitude toward women: "a hole in the mattress that answers to a name."

[monmouth4]

33. I think how furious he was when the Obamas made a big deal over her, he had left her in the lurch

and they both did a great recovery when she was coming up the stairs to greet them. He's that small and petty, wouldn't surprise me at all.

[EffieBlack]

41. That was disgusting wasn't it?

Check out this comparison of how two different presidents treated their first lady.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/barack-obama-helps-michelle-out-of-car-while-donald-trump-forgets-melania-w462754/

[Hugin]

2. I'll resist posting my Cliff Notes version.

Aw, what the heck.

"I sneak into United States. Hang naked around rich Americans. Meet fat old orange guy who says he rich. We bang. I have kid. Waiting for fat guy to die."

[vishnura]

4. ROFLMAO!

[Hulk]

6. Zero respect for that trophy bride....

She sold her soul LOOOOOOONG ago. She IS going to cash in on this one, if this fat jackass gets out of the White House "free".

[leftieNanner]

15. Scott Free, you mean

Maybe Melania has been sleeping with Scott?

[not fooled]

14. Hahaha that's great

the epilogue could be that fat guy then ran for president, and "won", "which make me very sorry now I marry him and not some other rich guy."

[malaise]

17. Howling with laughter

[appleannie1943]

28. Would not surprise me if he leaves his fortune to only Ivanka.

[brush]

35. I don't think he's rich. He probably owes way more than he has.

[marybourg]

38. You can be sure she has a pre-nup.

An even without it, in N.Y. a spouse is entitled to 1/3 of the estate. Other states have similar laws.

[Mr.Bill]

30. Find out not so rich.

Now there's trouble.

[dalton99a]

45. 100% accurate.

[mucifer]

3. another suggested title: BEGOING!

[Rorey]

9. Love it!

[elmac]

5. Its being published by Dewey, Cheatem & Howe nt

[SergeStorms]

23. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

An old Three Stooges gag. Love it! Trump could very well be Curly if he didn't paste that god-awful dead animal on his head every day.

[cannabis_flower]

29. I kid you not

There used to be a District Attorney in DeWitt County Texas named Wiley Cheatem.

https://books.google.com/books?id=m-gVpyfxHqYC&pg=PA18&lpg=PA18&dq=wiley+cheatham&source=bl&ots=F40Ik59Ltz&sig=Rg4YNxT2rHFD7tLAfoPws24hfds&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjP3e-HjYffAhVKT98KHSN3A1kQ6AEwCXoECAkQAQ#v=onepage&q=wiley%20cheatham&f=false

[Mira]

7. Even though

I neither like her, trust her, or respect her, I think she got trapped into this role she did not want and which she cannot fulfill in any way properly. And for that I feel sorry for her.

[flibbitygiblets]

11. Some say she could divorce him, but knowing him he'd have her and her parents deported

because of course he would

[Mira]

39. Yes, and that would only be the start of it

he would keep the boy.

[MrsCoffee]

42. He would try.

I don't think there are many judges that would give him custody over her.

[Totally Tunsie]

43. If so, that would be just for pure spite.

He has zero interest in Barron.

[justgamma]

34. I felt the same way.

He treated her like heck on inauguration day. The way he just left her standing by the car was disgusting. You know he never even thought to ask her how she felt about him being President.

My opinion changed gradually, but her wearing that "I don't care coat" was the end of feeling sorry for her.

[djacq]

8. Big NO THANKS!

Got “The” FLOTUS Michelle Obama’s book and Senator Kamala Harris’s book on my Amazon list.

And about Melania’s book, if true...

I really don’t care do u.

[LiberalLovinLug]

12. "I Be Best!"

[Achilleaze]

19. So cruel. So fitting.

[Javaman]

20. to quote Lisa Simpson....

"The book is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial. "

[Achilleaze]

21. Check out Eye-Vanka's eyeball

very dark, very revealing.

[MoonRiver]

22. Good choice of a title!

[VOX]

24. "Be Best"? More like, "Be Gone," amirite?

*bud-dum-chee*

[flor-de-jasmim]

27. Or "Becoming Michelle Obama" by Melania Trump

[ooky]

31. Becoming Mrs. Spanky Dennison.

[Cha]

32. mrs trump looks like she

did have some secret work done when she disappeared that time.

[maxrandb]

36. Title should be "Be Best Coming"

[Maxheader]

37. Put it where it will be most usefull..

[Ilsa]

40. Didn't they have loud words as everyone was

being seated for the Inaugural luncheon? I didn't watch any of the festivities that day, but I heard the media stopped filming them briefly because they were arguing before the luncheon, and then the both looked grumpy.

[meow2u3]

44. Kaboom!