When Trump dies

[TlalocW]

And it will probably be sooner than we expect - the man is not in good shape, and I think I read where he subscribes to some woo theory that each person only has so much vital energy, and when that runs out, you're gone, which is why he doesn't take care of himself. Anyway, he will undoubtedly pass before just about everyone in the same row at GHWB's funeral, with unfortunately the exception of Jimmy Carter. And it bothers me that he will get something like this (though more sparsely populated), and the people in his row will unfortunately see it as their duty to attend.

TlalocW

[Just a Weirdo]

1. I'd say throw him in the toxic waste barrel, have it buried in the salt mines somewhere, forgotten.

(this personally should be done as such)

[Eric J in MN]

2. And most articles will praise him.

They will say something like, “Donald Trump served his country to make it great, again.”

[MineralMan]

3. A prophetic movie scene for Trump

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. buzzards have to eat, too

Don't be tossing that lime around so freely.

[redstatebluegirl]

4. The people in the front row are true public servants, they will show up, not happy but there.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. It will be like the scene in Scrooged, the Ghost of XMAS Future shows nobody shows up for funeral.

[hlthe2b]

6. Well, maybe he can have his tank-filled millitary parade then..

and if there is a "whoops"-- wherein his solid gold encrusted coffin ends under a two ton vehicle's massive wheels, well, OOPS.

[Roland99]

7. Will be celebrated like V-E and V-J days

[Bettie]

8. What is pathetic about him

is that no one will truly mourn him and everyone will realize that the world is better off with him no longer in it, even if they don't say it out loud.

He is literally alone, by his own choice and because of his own actions.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Sooner than we expect? Nothing wrong with today

in my book.

[mitch96]

10. They will show up and say those prophetic words....

Uttered by tRump.... "Get me the hell outa here"...
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[IADEMO2004]

11. May I suggest an adaptation of Northern Exposure's Piano Fling Scene?

[hatrack]

12. . . . they'll be able to hold the funeral in the back of a pickup truck

.

[machoneman]

14. ....put him in a 55 gallon drum (if the lardass fits!) and dump him 100 miles of the NE coast!