North Korea Allows New Civil Liberties –

[Ichingcarpenter]

Astonishing news out of North Korea was recently announced. Kim Jong-Un has loosened up policies in the country to create more civil liberties. The North Korean leader has announced that pizza, women’s pants, and cell phones are now legal. Now all they have to work on are those pesky human rights issues, crippling poverty levels, and nationwide famine outbreaks. One step at a time, though…

Before Kim Jong-Un took power, his father Kim Jong-Il was in control of the nation. Jong-Il was very much a status quo leader, rarely instituting any reform or granting any civil liberties. His son, wants to create a nation centered around the younger generation. So, I guess he is starting with passing legislation on pizza, cell phones, and pants. A true visionary leads North Korea further into the new millennium.


http://wgrd.com/north-korea-allows-new-civil-liberties-kim-jong-un-legalizes-pizza-and-pants/

[Politicalboi]

1. Calling Herman Cain

Here's your chance to get in on the pizza market. LOL!

[ProdigalJunkMail]

2. no grain to make pizza crust

no money to buy mobiles or pants...

sP

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. The new lottery winner won

1200 this week...... that's grains of rice though.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Yeah, but it's payable...

...at one a year for 1200 years.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

5. They're communist. Money is obselete.

The state just provides them from their hyper-efficient, corruption-free, centrally-planned factories.

[NYC Liberal]

4. I'll celebrate when NK holds free, open elections and actually guarantees

freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, and instutes an open justice system with the right to jury trial and ensured.