Mark A. Kemeter WINS TODAY'S INTERNET for his reply to Trump's Totally clears the President! tweet.

[Miles Archer]

MARK A. KEMETER
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@GrouchyMarkx

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

Link to tweet

[Tripper11]

1. Hilarious!

[pangaia]

2. Oh, shit.. I just lost it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I LOL'd at that one.

Sprayed tea on my keyboard.

[onecaliberal]

4. That is hysterical.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. dammit. my microwave lies to me, too.

I thought it was defective. Called about the warranty and the man yelled, "No collusion! No collusion!" and hung up.

[Ilsa]

6. I can't wait until Ivanka develops Trumpian Reality Dissociation Complex and

Starts wearing her stillettos on her ears.

[lastlib]

7. YOMANK*!

(*"You Owe Me A New Keyboard!&quot

[ffr]

8. I suppose we should be happy he could read Pizza.