Trump tweet - "No smocking gun"

[orangecrush]

Link to tweet

?s=19

Was this Trump sundowning, or did the geniuses at Fox actually write that?

[DetlefK]

1. A simple private transaction??? It was structured through a shell-corporation!!!

[Botany]

38. "A simple private transaction"

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No it was multiple transactions from taking campaign funds and then
running them through Trump's properties, then into a shell corporation
that was set up by his fixer, Michael Cohen, and then had checks cut to
two different women as hush money.

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaaaaah

I'm tempted to suggest that this is part of the unraveling, but his language skills are just as deplorable as everything associated with this vile criminal.

[3catwoman3]

35. Mr. "I know words - I have the best words" has no language skills.

I examined a 3 yr old last week who had more sophisticated sentence structure, vocabulary and thought contents that this buffoon.

And what a stupid statement - "I know words." Not very many.

[malaise]

37. That's not hard

He's a public embarrassment.

[mnmoderatedem]

3. twice n the same tweet, no less

and with capitalization. What an idiot.

[sarge43]

21. Probably too vain to wear his glasses n/t

[Julian Englis]

39. You mean, "Probably to vane to ware his glasses." n/t

[sarge43]

49. Yes, you're right.

I have my title as Forum Typo Queen to maintain.

(glasss)

[Siwsan]

4. Silly me - I thought a 'smocking gun' was some sort of sewing machine attachment!

[orangecrush]

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[Vinca]

5. I've never seen a smocked gun. Is there a pattern for that??

[duforsure]

6. He probably hasn't tweeted anything,

And will claim he didn't before its all over, and he also projects often the opposite of the truth to use to help incite his low level followers with who'll reject the truth against their master con artist leader, instead of accepting the truth about him. They would have to accept they were fools believing him. and some are already running away knowing he's not who they thought he was at all, and regretting ever voting for him. As more gets exposed a lot more will join in running away from this corrupt criminal , and liar. He has no chance for 2020,and knows if the Senate flips , which it will, he's done .

[Rhiannon12866]

7. This isn't the first time he's typed that. He should watch Colbert:

A 'Smocking Gun,' Al Capone, And Obstruction Of Justice - 8/1/18

Wednesday brought a trifecta of Twitter nonsense from the President, with tweets about Al Capone, a 'smocking gun,' and basically obstruction of justice in plain sight.

[TexasBushwhacker]

28. So it's not a typo. He just can't spell n/t

[Xipe Totec]

8. I'm gobsmocked nt

[blaze]

22. LOL! nt

[3catwoman3]

36. Oh, very good!

[orangecrush]

61. ...

[Aviation Pro]

9. Illiterate...

...turd.

[OnDoutside]

10. AND

Link to tweet

[orangecrush]

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[barbtries]

11. best response:

Link to tweet

Don't make jocks about the moron's spelling. He just wock up. He hasn't had his Diet Cock yet.

[PatSeg]

13. His "Diet Cock"!!!

[bdamomma]

34. nt

[Xipe Totec]

80. That was a typo

He meant to say Giant Cock.

[dalton99a]

24. +1

[orangecrush]

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[sinkingfeeling]

12. Uh, didn't the GOP just question Comey?

[spanone]

14. Wharton's finest.

[Botany]

40. You forgot that he was @ "the top of his class" too.

[spanone]

45. Bawahahahahahaaa

fucking idiot

[Botany]

55. And the little fact that he didn't really go to Wharton either

He got a back door admission to the University of Penn after 3.5 years at
Fordham and then took some classes from the business school which is
Wharton but Wharton is really known for its MBA program which Trump
was nowhere near.

[watoos]

46. I'm pretty sure he never went to Wharton Business college,

I'm pretty sure he only went to undergraduate school.

[spanone]

47. and I'm sure he knew more than all his professors...

[gademocrat7]

15. A smocking gun?...

Delusional Donald.

[Fullduplexxx]

16. This from the stable genius with a very good brain

[BritVic]

17. Even if I did do it (though I didn't do it), but even if I did

Good Lord -with thought processes like this, he's got to go !

[dlk]

18. Someone Should Inform Trump Wishing Doesn't Make it So

He’s broadcasting his fear for the world to see.

[BobsYourUncle]

19. So funny...

He should be on TV! Why doesn’t he have his own show?

[ashling]

20. Because its not collusion when the president has sinergee

And its not misspelled when Donald Trump misspells it

[dalton99a]

23. No smocking gun. No smocking gun. Back in August:

Link to tweet

[tavernier]

25. No smocking gun... as usual they are all focking wrong.

Diet cock.

[FailureToCommunicate]

26. Somebody has to ask it: What has he been smocking?

[dalton99a]

30. +1

[Raven123]

44. 100% pure covfefe

[struggle4progress]

70. Smocking pot with the weed nuns?

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. Crazy old man ranting......

[Initech]

29. I think that this begs the question: "What's he smocking?"

[mac56]

31. I just like to say "smock"

[kentuck]

32. The "c" must be on his mind?

"collusion"?

"conspiracy"?

"cover-up"?

"collaboration"?

"compromise"?

[rzemanfl]

33. No fmucking way! n/t

[MineralMan]

41. Smocking Guns Don't Kill; Smokers Do.

[orangecrush]

65. ...

[marked50]

42. Steve Allen---"smock, smock, smock"---n/t

[MyOwnPeace]

50. I was going to post that......

but then I thought that nobody would remember!

[struggle4progress]

72. Tex Williams 1947

[marked50]

73. Now, That was fun

[trailmonkee]

43. Actually, this tweet might be the smoking gun...

full admission here regarding private payment. Now all that needs to happen, is to show that I-1 understood he was skirting campaign finance.

[TheCowsCameHome]

48. Did you tell Melania what the transaction was about, fatboy?

[Glamrock]

51. I almost dropped the cigarette I was smocking when I read this!

[majdrfrtim]

52. Didn't the NRA develop the smocking gun

with the Russians as part of their interactions-that-are-NOT-collusion??

Asking for a friend.

[orangecrush]

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[47of74]

53. What the fuck is a smocking gun?

[DesertRat]

56. I think they sell them at Hobby Lobby

From the Martha Stewart smocking collection.

[musette_sf]

54. who knew Rump was such a BIG Steve Allen fan??

[Squinch]

57. But there's a nice rick-rack gun, and a cross stitch gun. Oh, and a smoking gun.

Its so seldom one gets the opportunity for sewing jokes. Thank you, Individual 1!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

58. Trump's right, there is no Smocking Gun.

In reality for him, Comey’s testimony is a smocking CANON or at least maybe a smocking HOWITZER......

I've often wondered if Repug election officials ran him through the well know standardized spelling and grammar test when they vetted him prior to running for public office.

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[Blue Owl]

59. Just got back from a smock break -- anything happen?

n/t

[orangecrush]

64. I don't smocking know!

[struggle4progress]

66. Smock, smock, smocking on heaven's door

[orangecrush]

67. Smock it to me?

[First Speaker]

69. "To Kill a Smockingbird"--title of the book that describes the fall of this "administration"...

[orangecrush]

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[Denzil_DC]

74. It's like a T-Shirt Cannon. Only biglier.

[orangecrush]

79. Unreal.

What an embarrasment.

[yuiyoshida]

75. First there was the slurring of speech, now this

maybe what's left of his brain Just blew up?

[orangecrush]

78. Apparently!

[El Supremo]

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[orangecrush]

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