The Smocking Gun part 2 .... it was Obama's fault

[Botany]

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The Smocking Gun part 1

Link to tweet

[Siwsan]

1. I wonder what he was doing between 6:46 and 7:00 am (time between tweets)

Admittedly, I don't understand how Twitter works, but that seems like a bit of a gap.

[dalton99a]

3. Grunting

on the toilet

[Botany]

5. "I wonder what he was doing between 6:46 and 7:00 am"

My guess is that he was sitting on the toilet and watching Fox News.

Most of his AM tweets are synced up to Fox and Friends.

[Siwsan]

9. Bad Induced Visual Alert!!!

[rusty fender]

28. Maybe we can indict

a shitting President!

[Dave Starsky]

6. It takes time for an artist to create a masterpiece.

I picture him carefully pondering the nuance and power behind every word and phrase.

[Cha]

23. LOL, and so confident

he can just rage through it without checking for spelling or keyboard errors. He does sit on the throne

[Blue Owl]

21. He was meeting w/ his mob buddies in a smock-filled room

n/t

[blogslut]

22. It always takes him approximately 20 minutes to write the second part of a continuing tweet.

Always.

[CatWoman]

2. ....

Link to tweet

[MoonRiver]

12. Bwaaaaaa!

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Annnndd...

Again “it’s not my fault”. Damn if he put his pajama pants on backwards who the heck would he blame?

[treestar]

7. What civil case and what Obama case is he

blathering about?

[sakabatou]

8. The ones he comes up out of his empty skull

[Botany]

10. He got that from the same place as his, "Mexico is gonna pay for the wall."

He just makes shit up, listens to Fox News, and/or some place like "Infowars."

[marylandblue]

13. Obama was fined $375,000 for failure to report some 2008 campaign contributions

FEC said it was an inadvertent error and all the contributions were legal anyway, so civil penalty only, albeit a very large one.

[treestar]

15. Wow, thanks, I'm impressed the Dotard even found that

though I'm sure someone else found it for him. The usual what-aboutism!

[underpants]

26. It's been a big talking point on the right for a while.

More info on this thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11534555

[SidDithers]

11. Why does it take him 14 minutes to complete that 2 tweet thread?...

Sid

[mwooldri]

14. Tiny hands. n/t

[KentuckyWoman]

18. 11 am and I'm calling it... you win the internet today.

[treestar]

16. Maybe he saw a squirrel in between

The Dotard is surely easy to distract.

[KentuckyWoman]

17. Did Bob Boudelang change his name and is now POTUS?

Maybe not.. Bob was smarter.

[underpants]

27. LOL old school DU DUzy

[KentuckyWoman]

29. We should probably link... share the joy.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/index.html

I dunno what happened to him but wherever he be, God bless him.

[CatWoman]

30. OMG!!!!

ah, memories!!!!

[Jersey Devil]

19. Now at Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L8Y7YBX/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1544457932&sr=8-3&keywords=smocking+gun

[csziggy]

20. I didn't know you could use a gun for smocking!

A smocking sampler demonstrating various stitches. See accompanying text in the article for details.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smocking

Since smocking involves gathering threads in various combinations, it is not a bad way to describe what Mueller is doing!

[Initech]

24. Of course it is, it always is.

Liberal derangement syndrome.

[Botany]

25. Turns out he (trump) was watching Fox and Friends this AM when he heard this "Obama did it too" meme

n/t