Profiles in Crazy, XXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Even the playground is mine" ) Trump is thinking: "This is great. I'm inventing a new tradition on the spot: The Coin Pitch! . . . 'Tossing' is for sissies. . . . The crowd is going wild. . . They're really loving it. . . . Just listen to them laughing!"

[underpants]

1. I'm surprised he didn't try to put it in his pocket

But then he probably did after his fairy dust toss

[RKP5637]

2. "Look, it's a UFO!" n/t

[skip fox]

3. D.T. continues thinking:

"The only way to top this is to moon the crowd, but Kelly said he's throw a fit if I did that. . . . Spoil sport.

[dembotoz]

4. I throw a turd into the air... wherever it lands fox will praise it

[skip fox]

5. Friendly Amendment:

I suggest "Fox News."

[jpak]

6. The Earth - it is flat - like this coin

Not like this creepy one in Saudi....

[LuckyCharms]

7. This tremendous space rock shall come to my huge terrific palm.