Sunday Contest: Trump is so dumb that ...

[Cyrano]

Finish that sentence with your own entry.

There's no referee so we'll let DU sort it out for itself. Nonetheless, give it your best shot. And please, let's keep it nice. Don't criticize others.

[Roland99]

1. he thinks there are people who actually believe him

and don’t live in fear of what he has over them

[unblock]

2. ... he's already declared himself the winner of this contest

[BootinUp]

3. ... that sometimes he wipes his butt with his cell phone. Nt

[Cyrano]

4. ... he thinks that Africa is a country

(Sorry. Just had to join in on my own OP.)

[superpatriotman]

5. he can't organize a two-car funeral

[Irishxs]

6. He doesn't even know how to flip a coin in a sports match.

He basically just threw it in the air. Sad!

[bluestarone]

7. He's so dumb that

He hired giuliani

[Takket]

8. He hired a lawyer that has TWICE admitted drumpf committed a crime on TV

[lindysalsagal]

9. ...he'd screw up a free lunch.

[tinrobot]

10. He ran for president

Stupidest thing he ever did... and he's one a lot of stupid things.

[COLGATE4]

11. if brains were gunpowder he couldn't blow his nose.

[ooky]

12. he thinks forests need to be raked.

[grantcart]

13. Be thinks "Dr." Papadopoulos is a genius, and great at serving cofove.

[DavidDvorkin]

14. ... he thinks he's smart.

[Totally Tunsie]

15. He believes his scale when it registers 239 pounds.

[Cyrano]

16. He thinks he's measuring his IQ

[Totally Tunsie]

18. I'd rather it be his blood pressure.

Can you hear it?

"I have the BEST blood pressure! I have the HIGHEST blood pressure! Nobody has blood pressure like I do!"

Moron.

[Cyrano]

19. lol

[ananda]

17. .. a slugwart would govern better than he does.

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