Stephen Miller's spray on hair

[octoberlib]

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#facethenation Stephen Miller sporting the worst case of spray-on hair I have ever seen.
The glory and horror of HDTV.



I don't understand all the bad hair in the Trump administration. They could get better toupees at Hair Club for Men.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. OMG!

Yes, HDTV tells all...

[Demovictory9]

45. Omg omg

[ProudLib72]

2. Good God Man, we have a hydrocephalic Nazi monster in the WH! And it's bald!

[MiniMe]

3. Looks like those magnetic boards that you could move metal filings around for hair

[Grasswire2]

9. yes!!!

Dollar Tree toy.

Woolly Willy

[PunkinPi]

12. Wooly Willy!

Had the same thought.
In my search to remember the name, I came across an interactive version with trump. --> http://jadiehm.github.io/TrumpHair.html

[MiniMe]

13. That's it! Thanks!

[BigmanPigman]

33. I still have a mini one.

I collected mini games from Basic Fun Inc. They are under my Dr Seuss Christmas tree now.

I can't believe they let him on TV if he really looked like that in person. It is like tRump walking up the steps to his plane with toilet paper stuck to his shoe and no one told him.

[dalton99a]

4. Good catch

[UniteFightBack]

5. The man without a soul has vanity. Interesting. nt

[brush]

7. It's not helping. I'm sure he's an incel. Who would date such a creepy nazi?

[CharleyDog]

15. his own family is ashamed of him

His uncle wrote an essay because dozens of his own immediate family members are so ashamed of him.

Glosser, his uncle, described in the editorial how he has watched with “dismay and increasing horror” as his nephew has become “the architect of immigration policies that repudiate the very foundation of our family’s life in this country.”

[brush]

17. Yeah, I remember that. Hard to understand where his hatred comes from...

considering his family and where he grew up—in Santa Monica, a deep blue area.

[TexasBushwhacker]

61. I'm with you on the "incel" vibe

It's funny. I wanted to search this forum for posts about his new "do". I'm on my first cup of covfefe and couldn't think of his last name. So I googled "Stephen dead eyes" and sure enough, his pictures came right up!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. This is one of the funniest Twitter threads ever.

[Grasswire2]

8. WHAT IS THAT ON HIS HEAD??

Sorry for screaming.

Very frightening!

[dalton99a]

10. .

[octoberlib]

18. Something like this. Remember Ron Popeil?

[BigmanPigman]

34. Ron was cool. The "pocket fisherman" was great.

Even Tony Bourdain was able to catch something using it, that is a miracle.

[octoberlib]

59. Yep. He was the original infomercial guy.

[LeftInTX]

42. I have temporary spray hair color.

You can buy this stuff all over the place.

My son used to pull his hair out and we bought a spray for him.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

46. This isn't spray-on color; it's spray-on hair.

It sprays a kind of fuzz, like Christmas tree flocking. Much fakier than just color.

[LeftInTX]

48. LOL

We just used the color spray for my son.

[MFM008]

11. funny how these creeps

are all so vain.

[phleshdef]

14. Ugh, go bald with dignity. It isn't difficult. Even I can do it.

[octoberlib]

19. I'd shave my head, although one of my co-workers started going bald in his early twenties

and went to Hair Club for Men. I honestly couldn't tell it wasn't his real hair.

[phleshdef]

20. I shave mine every few weeks.

But not everyone can pull that off, depends on your skull shape. Even then, take Joe Biden for example, he just does a normal bald guy hairstyle and its classy. Trying to hide it like Trump does is tacky and makes it look worse.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

63. Joe had plugs. I remember when it was more noticeable.

The technology has come a long way.

[shanti]

25. My old boss

went to Hair Club for Men. He was very vain, and he even named his toupee Howard. It always looked a greasy mess.

Two of my four sons are 36 and 41, and their hairlines are receding drastically. I suggested that they just cut it short (not shave it bald) and leave it at that. No combovers!

[912gdm]

37. he should ask Rand who did his 'hair'

[Leghorn21]

16. He and his spray-job are trending at #3 nationally, lib!!! DELIGHTFUL! Earlier this week, of course,

“Mike Pence” was trending due to his utter and complete lack of animation in the Oval Office farce...

Been a superior week for trump allies on twitter, that’s just a FACT!!

[LakeArenal]

21. John Travolta likes it as well...

[Mosby]

22. thats a toupee?

[LakeArenal]

24. I've read it's more like Christmas tree flocking...

But you know “they” are only ever sorta correct.

[Danascot]

51. Popcorn ceiling spray

in black.

[dalton99a]

26. +1

[llmart]

54. Egads.

Travolta looks like Eddie Munster. That's just awful.

[pwb]

23. How can you take a man like that seriously? Poindexter fake tough guy.

That woman news talker must have been holding in her yuck.

[csziggy]

27. In case anybody thinkis his "hair" was photoshopped, here is the video straight from CBS

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen-miller-on-face-the-nation-trump-absolutely-willing-to-shut-down-government-over-border-wall/

That is bizarre, but then after looking at Dolt45's hair for years, I guess anything is acceptable to his followers.

[Takket]

28. remember this stuff? I didn't know it existed anymore lol

[Achilleaze]

29. republicans lying about their fake hair

Deplorable.

[Gothmog]

30. From David Hogg

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[SunSeeker]

31. OMG. Brilliant! Retweeted it!!

[hatrack]

56. OMG!!!

Freaking awesome!!!!

[SunSeeker]

32. It's in keeping with their fraudulent front to the voters.

They are fake in every way.

[spanone]

35. you're so vain...

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Dollar Store special -The label must've said Premium Pubic Patch

[BHDem53]

38. No runs, no drips, no errors.

[Thrill]

39. Ugly inside and out

[jpak]

40. And his "spray-on brain" use of the stupid term "Democrat Party"

Lock Him Up!

[jpak]

41. What's that on your head?

[TrollBuster9090]

43. Jeff Bridges: "This is PAINT, Frank..."

[ProfessorGAC]

44. That Fuzz Is His Brain!

Yep. That's all of his intellect.
Fuzz in a spray can!
My dog wants to play Jeopardy for money against idiot Stevie boy
My money on the dog!

[malaise]

47. Can't wait for that scumbag

to be confined in prison

[Vinca]

49. OMG - he must believe that's an improvement.

[LakeSuperiorView]

67. He can't see the back of his head.

[demmiblue]

50. David Hogg:

Steven Miller‘s spray-on-hair is just like arming teachers.

Pretending to help but only making it worse.

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[JHan]

52. he's like the distilled essence of cringe.

[lunatica]

58. From concentrate

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

53. It's not my fault.

My can of flat-black barbeque grill paint is still in the garage.

Good to know it has multiple uses, though.

Lookin' young, Steven!

[rownesheck]

55. I wish

someone would give him a spray on punch in the face.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

57. Must have bought it from Beau Bridges

[logosoco]

60. Too bad they don't make "kindness in a can" that they folks could spray onto their souls. nt

[MineralMan]

62. Next time, Stephen, try dryer lint.

It would look more real.

[G_j]

64. Who would have thought this gross person

could be even grosser..?

[Gothmog]

65. This tweet wins the internet

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[sarah FAILIN]

66. He heard people were calling him a skinhead

Too dumb to know why.

[Gothmog]

68. The ferret ran away

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[Maru Kitteh]

69. He looks like a weird creature attempting to rob other species/worlds

of body parts.

[Gothmog]

70. This amuses me

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