Trump nominates new Defense Secretary: Gomer Pyle

[PCIntern]

He is cleaning house at the Joint Chiefs and replacing them with the casts from McHale's Navy, Hogan's Heroes, F Troop, and Blazing Saddles.

Except for the fact that almost everyone who was associated with those shows is deceased is irrelevant of course. Reports of their demise are Fake News. In addition, assertions that these individuals were fictional individuals has been roundly denied by Kellyanne Conway, who states that she saw Colonel Hogan coming out of a sex shop last week and Corporal Agarn slamming his hat on the ground.

[ProudLib72]

1. Mel Brooks is not stupid. Nor is Gene Wilder

Personally, I like Cleavon Little as Super Soul in Vanishing Point better than his role in Blazing Saddles.

[Roland99]

5. I didn't get a 'harumph' from that guy!

[ProudLib72]

7. Remember the paddle ball scene?

I think that is the scene that most perfectly describes what goes on in the WH these days.

[Roland99]

10. Heh. That was a good one

Lepetomane was just inept and bumbling tho. Twitler is inept but also full of criminal intent

[ProudLib72]

11. As I recall, Mel Brooks was going to substitute paddle balls for regular pay

I think he found the paddle balls fascinating and bought several crates of them. That is exactly what Rump would do. He would substitute Rump brand steaks or vodka or something with his name on it for regular pay.

[akraven]

2. Perfect.

Gomer would outsmart him daily!

He might, however, hire Colonel Klink.…...

[politicaljunkie41910]

3. At least Gomer had integrity.

[rurallib]

4. Dammit I lose the pool. I had Mick Mulvaney

[doc03]

6. The Stooges

[PCIntern]

8. The BEST!

[kairos12]

9. Colonel Klink.