BREAKING: the President would like you to know that he is actually sitting at his desk...

[riversedge]

Gee, Trump unfolded his arms!




Rep. Mark Pocan
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Rep. Mark Pocan Retweeted

BREAKING: the President would like you to know that he is actually sitting at his desk

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[a kennedy]

1. Rep Pocan is from Wisconsin.......

one of the good guys......

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. How do we know that's not just a cardboard cutout

and Tiny is actually sprawled on his bed in his underwear, eating KFC, tweeting, and watching Hannity for further instructions?

[apcalc]

5. You are right!

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[Maeve]

3. And if you look very closely, the paper he is "signing" is blank! eom

[SCantiGOP]

34. He's paying bills

The top one is to pay his Adderall prescription from a Canadian Pharmacy; then there are the VCR tapes of “Greatest Golden Shower” scenes; a $10 contribution to the Build the Wall gofundme site; etc etc

[DemKittyNC]

4. The "Bills"

He is supposedly signing are freaking BLANK!

Always has time for a photo op between his all day Tweeting.

[Scurrilous]

6. Signing your name is hard work.

[The Genealogist]

7. What's that pile to his right? Coloring books?

Or are those the many, many great and beautiful bills he is going to sign into law?

[Ohiogal]

15. You beat me to the

"coloring book" idea!

[NoMoreRepugs]

8. Renaming post offices and highways is hard work.

Sign Donnie sign.

[Basement Beat]

9. I literally believe he has a photo op every single time he's at his desk.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

10. Two pictures in the office behind him...

Mother and father? No kids, no wife, nobody, who does that?

[VOX]

11. That cretin's noxious stench defiles the desk where JFK slugged through the Cuban Missle Crisis.

I know there have been many other historic moments at the Resolute Desk, but somehow JFK always comes to mind.

Get that IMPOSTER out of the Oval Office!

[Boomerproud]

13. Is that really the the Resolute desk?

He has some big ones to even sit at it.

[VOX]

17. I read where Jimmy Carter brought it out of storage, and it's remained in use ever since.

LBJ sent it out of the White House for a traveling exhibition of JFK memorabilia, after which it was installed in the Smithsonian, until Jimmy Carter brought the desk back to the Oval Office in 1977. Since then, Reagan, Clinton, George W. Bush Barack Obama, and (gag) Donald Trump have all used it. (Poppy” Bush used a different desk, but kept the Resolute Desk in the White House.

[Blue Owl]

12. Wow they're making toilets with backs on them now?

[durablend]

14. Can he phone Mexico from his desk?

And ask what the hold up is with that check?

[Docreed2003]

16. He really thinks this is fucking Hollywood....

Stage a pic and they'll believe it! SMDH

That's the least worked desk in America right now

[TexasBushwhacker]

21. "Bring me a big stack of those bill folder thingees"

More!

Bigger!

I have to look like I'm working!

[Docreed2003]

24. The really funny thing is...

The page he's pretending to sign if fucking blank, lmao...what an idiot

[VOX]

18. He hid the TV remote in the drawer, they snapped the pic, and then it was back to "executive time."

Executive time = Cheeseburgers in bed by the flickering light of Fox News.

[musette_sf]

19. it's BLANK

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[Grammy23]

29. We should have known. He didn't hold it up for the photo-op.

He is a freakin’ moron if he thinks no one would notice that the page is blank. We never, ever take at face value what he shows. Kinda like that huge pile of folders he showed off prior to the election, I believe, when he was “turning over his business to his kids to run.” They were reams of blank paper stuck in folders.

He can’t resist showing off his signature ... when the page isn’t blank.

[Stinky The Clown]

20. He . Is . "Signing" . Blank . Sheets . Of . Paper

[forgotmylogin]

32. Just like when he was "working" at the reception desk in Mar-a-Lago.

Using a sharpie and hiding the lack of text on a new (likely blank) legal pad.

He's got a special "I'm working" face.

[sarcasmo]

22. Blank page, photo op #2

[smirkymonkey]

23. You are a LOSER!

Resign Motherfucker!

[Rorey]

25. Air Force One should stay parked until Individual 1's shutdown ends NT

[C_U_L8R]

26. That 'bill' is a blank as his mind.

A whole lot of nothing.

[dawg day]

27. I guess he doesn't realize we all can know just how many "bills he has to sign,"

since Congress has to pass them. And there aren't "many".

[Sneederbunk]

28. He looks so small.

[Ferrets are Cool]

30. Signing blank documents...

[Chakaconcarne]

31. Let's hope those bills were printed with disappearing ink.

Ets

[tblue37]

33. He is signing a blank "bill." Remember the piles of fake files with blank sheets of paper

at a press conference, and the fake image of him working so hard at drafting his inaugural address?

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Oh, and his fake important phone calls with world leaders photo, meant to show him working hard--at a completely bare desk, with no papers, briefing books or any other evidence of work:

[Smackdown2019]

35. Anti-Trumpism

Trump is just another Dr. EVIL.
Where is Austin Powers to pop in and fight the Russians when we need him?
Perhaps he is stuck in Great Britain re-reading the dossier and gathering more secret naughty dealings Dr. EVIL has committed.

Who is Me-Me in the horrible time we live in?

Is it perhaps Trump just view himself in the mirror and repeat himself, no one is above me! I am above everyone. The mirror Breaks!

This SCROOGE will go down as worst in history, even Hoover would be higher in standing that Scrooge Trump!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

36. twilight zone

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... The Twilight Zone.

[onethatcares]

37. that looks vaguely like

Boehner's healthcare bill.

They have a storage room full of blank paper that they trot out hoping we don't notice.