'Twas The Night Before Mueller

[sheshe2]

Sorry I missed this on Christmas Eve. To good to not pass along a little late.

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'Twas The Night Before Mueller

‘Twas the night before Christmas
when thro’ the White House,
Not an immigrant was stirring, not even his spouse;
The McDonald’s was wrapped up by the pillow with care,
Just in case POTUS got hungry while there;
The two eldest boys were asleep in their beds,
While visions of Fox News anchors danc’d in their heads,
And Melania in her night gown, ignoring my tap,
Had just turned away for her long winter’s nap-
When out on the south lawn there arose such a clatter,
I turned off Rush Limbaugh to see what was the matter.
To the window I went as the dark room unwinds,
Hiked up my undies, and opened the blinds.
The moon on my eyes was more kind than the eclipse,
Illuminating the lawn cut by the boy who didn’t take tips;
When, what to my failing eyes did befell,
But a humming black van with the words SPECIAL COUNSEL,
With a spirited driver, an oh-so-clever looking fella,
I knew in a moment it must be Robert Mueller!

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Read the rest here: https://www.thepeoplesview.net/main/2018/12/24/twas-the-night-before-mueller



To add to his, well all their worst nightmares the Democrats will he entering the House full force in a week. T'will be a nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave. Time to dump the trumps and the rest of the vermin

Happy New Year, everyone!

[sheshe2]

2. Wow second OP of mine in what...30 minutes or so...

that you have accused me of gloating.

What's up with that? Are you following me for some reason?

[lapucelle]

10. I'm not sure how this is gloating. N/T

[Eliot Rosewater]

9. Gloating? Sign...I guess I better not say what I REALLY think of that comment.

GREAT POST

[mcar]

11. You seem concerned

[LEW]

4. Not gloating but, laughing so hard...

Thank you so much for the 15 minutes of non-stop laughter...Thank you sheshe2!!!!

[sheshe2]

7. Hey, LEW!

WE have to laugh from time to time. Sometimes I think it will be the only thing we have left to hold onto right now...that and VOTE!

Thanks.

[guillaumeb]

6. Your fault that I laughed and choked on a cookie.

But seriously, recommended.

I love composing and reading parodies.

[sheshe2]

13. Lol..Well at least it was just a cookie.

That you can vacuum up. Had it been a beverage you will be telling me I owed you a keyboard.

Thanks!

[Hekate]

8. No whine served before its time to the cheesy occupants of the WH. Thanks for the laugh...

I know you, like me, are not trying to re-enact Fitzmas -- which was genuinely (SAD!) -- but just bring a little year end levity to our dark season.

Have you been reading H2O Man's essays lately? Talk about a thoughtful ray of hope!

With all good wishes to you in the New Year.

[sheshe2]

14. Missed those...

Not reading and posting as much as I have before. Mom care and exhaustion are taking a toll. I just like a little light once in awhile.

Hekate. You too, hon.

[Gothmog]

12. K&R

[malaise]

15. Nice

happy New Year sheshe2.

[sheshe2]

16. Hey, malaise.

You to honey.

[murielm99]

17. Thanks, sheshe.

This was a fun post.

[sprinkleeninow]

18. Well, I for one enjoyed it!

A Happy and Brand New Year of health, love and good fortune come to you! 💖🎉🎆

[MadDAsHell]

19. I was a lurker during Fitzmas. These posts make it feel like Fitzmas all over again.

Because I feel like this parody, almost word-for-word, was done at that time and, after literally years of posts claiming inside information that everyone top to bottom was going down, Fitzmas could not have been any more disappointing. So many false posts just for views and reccs.

It's absolutely remarkable how much faith people are putting in a Republican prosecutor.

Republicans are demons people; every last one of them.