Sarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of...

[Soph0571]

.....the living dead’

Back in June, CBS reported that White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and her deputy Raj Shah were already planning to leave the administration by the end of the year. Sanders never denied the report. But with January just around the corner, no official announcements of their departures have been made, even as other top officials are shown the door or scramble for the exits of their own accord.

So why are they hanging on? According to Yahoo News, Sanders and Shah are struggling to find work elsewhere.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/

But she has no shame and lies so well - with that skills set I am surprised, surprised I tell ya, that nobody wants to be associated with that, hahahaha

[dewsgirl]

1. Womp, womp.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

2. Couldn't she get a job lying for fox new$?

[snowybirdie]

10. No

She's not a blond, long legged, sexy blond.

[appleannie1943]

16. And she would not be a tease while sitting on a couch with a mini skirt on

Those are the main requirements at FOX

[erronis]

23. They're not many real blondes out there. The fakes are easy to spot.

I'm guessing her legs are not trim marathon-runner style.

And I don't even want to think about "sexy" - just because I'm way past being in a place I'd have to chew my arm off.

[smb]

41. Peroxide Seeping Through The Blood-Brain Barrier Would Explain Much nt

[maddiemom]

57. They're not. There ARE a few pictures.

They're chunky and knock-kneed.(Not that there's anything wrong with that on a nice person).

[SMC22307]

72. They have a second-string Brunette Brigade...

all wearing the same skin-tight sleeveless dresses, FMPs, and "seriously, I'm smart" glasses.

[KentuckyWoman]

82. That made me laugh

Petty of me, but still.

[SMC22307]

84. LOL

I have dark auburn hair, so what do I know?

[LiberalLovinLug]

87. That is actually true

It sounds like stereotyping....because Fox News actually DOES stereotype.

As soon as they get a few wrinkles, they are set out to pasture with a nice hefty severance package including a non-disclosure agreement to not spill the beans about all the sexual harassment they put up with.

[Goodheart]

15. She doesn't have the necessary Barbie look for Fox Bullshit

[TeamPooka]

39. gonna be hard to work from prison.

[cstanleytech]

40. You are all wrong!!! Its not because she is not blond or leggy its simply that

with all the outright lying she has done that she is now even overqualified for work at Fox.

[erronis]

48. Good point. Everyone is over-qualified to work for fux. But the viewers are

under-qualified to turn the garbage into truth.

Is that a win-win or a loser-loses situation? I don't know given our new Ministry of Truth.

[paleotn]

71. Ha!!

[jrthin]

79. Great point. nt

[Gothmog]

3. Boo hoo

[Demovictory9]

4. she must not have cultivated friends in high places. Scott Pruitt is a coal spokesperson now

longtime friend threw him a bone.

[SWBTATTReg]

5. Gutter mouth sarah has found out just how much her mouth has truly cost her...dearly. nt

[John Fante]

7. Watching John Kelly try to wash the Trump shit from his shoes is hilarious.

It's never coming off, fuckers.

[SWBTATTReg]

8. Absolutely. The stench is never coming off and these folks are all finding this out. It's not a...

job to career path to, but a job to HELL. I hope they burn in shame.

[Leghorn21]

31. I may have to steal this as an overarching motto, John

IT’S NEVER COMING OFF,

FUCKERS

[calimary]

89. That's a GOOD one.

There’s no escape for you, trumpfolk. This will follow you to your last day. You’ll be lucky if you ever do anything else that will knock your trump connection out of the first sentence in your obit.

[spike jones]

66. Trump shit is all over her like

grease on opossum gravy.

[brush]

21. What happened to all those 180k jobs like the one trump's bodyguard got...

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or was offered to Omarosa on the trump 2020 campaign committee?

Guess they don't want her unpleasantness either.

Sad.

[John Fante]

6. I really don't care... and I know you don't either. So I won't bother asking.

[bahrbearian]

9. Trump New Jersey Golf course is hiring

If she has a Green Card,

[keithbvadu2]

69. A green card? They can get her one.

[jberryhill]

11. Hard to imagine what she's qualified to do

Seriously what skills does she have?

[The Genealogist]

12. Too bad that old game show "Liar's Club" isn't around anymore

She could be a permanent panelist on that.

[MurrayDelph]

98. She could never get on that show

To be successful, you have to be a good liar, not just good at lying.

Lying easily and lying well are not the same thing.

[panader0]

14. I'd pay her to let me push a pie in her face......

[cstanleytech]

42. I would say she could get a job as used car salesman but two problems with that.

#1 Due to all the lying she has done she would be overqualified.
#2 Even they have minimum standards.

[Arazi]

88. Iirc she has a BA from a bible college and has been hired mainly for political PR

She’s been a Republican spin doctor her whole life. I have no idea where she goes from here if Faux won’t hire her

[JI7]

13. how about a job at maralago

[DFW]

17. I have heard that Miss Trunchbull has retired, and her position is open............n/t

[milestogo]

18. Aw there's got to be plenty of work for such an accomplished liar.

She should fit right in to Corporate America or the Evangelical world.

[aikoaiko]

19. I'm sure SNL could give her a week's worth of work.

If she were smart, she'd let SNL redeem her by participating in some biting sardonic humor.

[empedocles]

20. It's possible she could get an interview from . . . Mueller

[Hekate]

22. Thoughts & Prayers. But seriously, I really don't care; do U?

[Sentath]

95. Tots & Pears

https://www.etsy.com/listing/619368642/tots-and-pears-enamel-lapel-pin

[Generic Brad]

24. She tried to land a new job through a charm offensive

Unfortunately all she could master was the offensive part.

[erronis]

28. That's good. But for some dying companies, maybe a plus?

Sears?
US Gov't job (trump's shutdown)?
Coal mining?
Putting a smocky face on "We Care About Your Privacy"?
Getting dump-smacked evangelicals to contribute to her bestest daddy's church-of-the-moment?
Resetting the pins in a bowling alley?

[reACTIONary]

86. +10 !!! nt

[eggplant]

25. She could always shill for reverse mortgages.

[cstanleytech]

45. What about debt collection agency? You know the ones that call and call and call to harass and

browbeat people to try and collect hundreds for debt that they paid pennies on the dollar for?
Or would that be another position where she would fail to meet even the bare minimum of standards?

[erronis]

26. Why can't she just work for her daddy's company? Ripping off the feeble-minded?

It's amazing how "draining the swamp" brought all of the bottom-feeders to the top.

[lunatica]

27. She could start a smock eye makeup line

[keithbvadu2]

70. Smocking hot!

[DoctorJoJo]

29. I'm Surprised! With a Body by Dunkin Donuts, Hair by Weed Whacker, a Face Only a Mother ....

.... would love, and a personality Cruella De Vil would crave, you'd think she'd be the perfect spokes-model for many commercial products! Besides, she also has a degree from Bible Thumper U!

[Ilsa]

51. I would omit the body, hair, and face

Comment, but the rest is spot on. I wonder if media relations at her Bible Uni encourage lying and poor ethics?

[Botany]

30. She'll be fine

She will wind up in some kind of right wing "think tank" being shilled
out to the media to comment on one thing or another. The Koch Brothers
or Sheldon Allison or the Mercers or Putin will have all the money that
she will need in order to live a very nice lifestyle.

Maybe after Fox drops Laura Ingraham or Tucker because of lack of advertisers
she might come back as, "Straight Talk With Sarah."


BTW I bet she knows the S.S. Trump is going down and wants out now.

[deurbano]

32. Can't she get a job with Jerry Falwell Jr. or some other evangelical grifter?

[yortsed snacilbuper]

33. Water board people at Guantanamo?

[LakeArenal]

34. Don't scoff people. She might wind up on NBC.

ie: Meghan Kelly.

I have a couple words for Sarah:
Be Best.

[Xipe Totec]

35. I bet The Onion could put her creative skills to work. nt

[FreepFryer]

36. Try Moscow, or Baghdad circa 2003, you duplicitous fucknards. (n/t)

[bringthePaine]

37. #1 most overlooked option: TACKLE DUMB-EEEEEEEEE...!*

*soul-less/mindless mannequin
dual function: eats AND regurgitates pure shit
completely unfettered by moral compass
negligible fashion sense w/overclocked budget
zero replacement value/cost
auto-shutdown modes: local and network
includes utter lack of humanity/personality/sense of humor

GET YOURS TODAY! NO OFFER TOO LOW CUZ WE ARE THE LOWEST!

[TeamPooka]

38. Hiring them will invite public scrutiny as well into any company they go to work for.

[calimary]

54. Yep. Remember the title of recovering republi-CON Rick Wilson's book.

“Everything trump Touches Dies”.

[onecaliberal]

43. Thoughts and prayers.

[shanny]

44. How Sad.

[caraher]

46. Liars like her are single-use only

There's a steady demand for people willing to lie shamelessly, but that demand evaporates once they become publicly known as shameless liars - there's no market for a spokesliar who can fool nobody.

Trump might as well have Baghdad Bob in that position.

[Firestorm49]

47. I'm sure Monsanto can find a place for her. My suggestion? A pesticide tester.

[Ilsa]

49. She was warned, but I guess

she doesn't watch Mika on Morning Joe. Mika specifically commented to trump's media people that they need to be truthful or they'll never be hired again by any reputable, honest company. She reminded them that their current gigs won't last forever.

[The Wizard]

50. Toilet seat model.

[diva77]

58. Individual #2

[catbyte]

52. Awww, Dear Sarah:

[winstars]

53. There must be a village somewhere that needs a new idiot, C'mon... really...

[littlemissmartypants]

55. Amway.

Welcome! Amway provides a low-cost, low-risk opportunity for anyone to start their own business. With an Amway™ business, you have access to exclusive products, a low start-up cost, and 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.

The startup cost for Amway Business Owners is less than $100 annually in every country where Amway operates and is fully refundable within 60-180 days if a person decides Amway isn't for them. Compare this to the cost of starting any other kind of business and Amway's registration fees are minimal and low risk.


http://m.amway.com/home

Bingo.

[keithbvadu2]

73. Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye!

Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

78. I admired Rich DeVos. .....

Rich DeVos was a conservative, but no rabid right winger like his son and daughter-inlaw. Rich believed in hard work, having something to believe in, and someone to believe in you. His COMPASSIONATE CAPITALISM is a very good read, and makes a lot of sense regardless of what business one is in.

But once I realized his son, Dick DeVos political leanings, we got out of the business. The products are great, however.

[Honeycombe8]

56. It's possible Trump convinced her to stay. Maybe a big bonus.

She's the only decent press sec'y he's had (decent by his standards...firm, covers him, follows orders, doesn't get emotional, lies like crazy with a straight face).

Fox would give her a job in a heartbeat, I'd bet.

[keithbvadu2]

75. Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar.

Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar.

Huckabee/Sanders lie straight face
.
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[MrsCoffee]

59. Surely daddy can help her grift someone.

[PCIntern]

60. Talentless and unconvincing. And churlish. nt

[pdsimdars]

61. Seems like she should fit right in with night of the living dead.

[jb5150]

62. Maybe there's a parking lot

that needs a speed bump.

[TeamPooka]

63. womp womp. can't belive the thread got this far with one of these

[lindysalsagal]

64. I'm sure that if 45 puts in a good word about her with all of his corporate buddies...

It'll get her absolutely nowhere.

And I couldn't be happier.

[BluesRunTheGame]

65. Undertakers assistant- applying makeup to corpses.

On the other hand, since she already has a working relationship with Satan, she could barter the remainder of her soul for guitar playing skills and become the the third guitarist for The Rolling Stones. She already kinda looks like Keith. (Sorry Keith)

[DENVERPOPS]

67. Trust me

Trust me, people.

The Repubs will take VERY VERY VERY good care of her. They do that with all the people who have successfully done any nasty job for the Party. Starting with Ken Starr etc etc etc, nice juicy, well paying, cushy job somewhere.

[apkhgp]

68. She was doing so good for 45

I am going to miss her.

LMAO

[Hulk]

74. fox will take her...

Like they don't already have enough sleazeballs...chaffetz, tucker, vannity, huckleberry gramps, gorka, etc, etc.

Honest to God, it is becoming the "landing pad" for all the delusional, lying, soulless reich wingers.

[keithbvadu2]

76. Wonder what jobs she held before to qualify for this one?

Wonder what jobs she held before to qualify for this one?

[Autumn]

80. Decent, normal people looking to hire a person just don't like lying sacks of shit.

[SMC22307]

81. I find that hard to believe. There's gotta be some right-wing organization...

happy to take her on, even if it's behind the scenes.

[area51]

83. Well, the health insurance cos. & big pharma need someone to lie for them,

they could always pick Sarah Suckabee.

[dawg day]

85. $174K salary...

Heck, I'd do nothing for that.
It's not like they have any moral objection to Trump. They just want to earn really big bucks, but they're just not pretty/white enough for what women and non-whites need to be to make it in the GOP media cesspool.

[Totally Tunsie]

90. I've heard she claims to bake a mean pecan pie.

Let's see if April Ryan will attest to it.

[Gothmog]

91. #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Link to tweet

[Docreed2003]

92. Oh sweet 8lb 9oz Baby Jesus...please don't let her wind up on Daddy's show

That would mean she'd likely move to my town and traffic near our neighborhood is already shit on Friday nights when Daddy "Huck" is filming.

[Progressive dog]

93. It's too late for those rats,

they're going down with the king rat and his brood.

[Blue_true]

94. I would think that she would be a natural on Faux News, like her deplorable dad.

She is a natural liar, would fit right in at Fox.

[BootinUp]

96. Happy New Year!!

[Soph0571]

97. Just saw it in

Hic

Happy New Year