Canadians kidnap an eagle. will return when we impeach

[Demovictory9]

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Dear Neighbours,
We have kidnapped your bird. He'll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone's best interest.
With love, Canada

[Control-Z]

1. Sweet.

Thank you, Canada!

[akraven]

2. We were riding back from Haines (AK) on our motorcycles.

One flew along with us for about 2 miles. Hoping we'd scare up a meal (shrews, mice). They, like my ravens, are omnivores.

I LOVE this post!! And Canada ROCKS. Go BC, go Yukon!! Go Winnipeg!

[Afromania]

3. How soon until the Republican rabble say we should sanction Canada over this??

[nycbos]

4. Excellent

[ProudLib72]

5. The truth of the matter

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Real story: These Canadian brothers actually rescued the eagle from a trap, took a quick photo and set it free.

[cally]

7. Thanks for real story

I was beginning to be worried about a bird that have nothing to do with the idiots in the wh

[ProudLib72]

8. Yes, I was a little concerned as well, so I scanned the thread

I used to volunteer at a birds of prey rehabilitation center, and I know eagles are not the easiest bird to take care of.

[TygrBright]

6. ::Sigh:: It's probably better off with y'all for a while...

This mess ain't gonna clean up easy, whichever GOPeepee shill is at 1600 PA Ave.

wearily,
Bright

[LakeArenal]

9. Proud to be half Canadian. 🤗

Sadly, half Texan. 😕

[irisblue]

10. Again, 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 we owe Canadians.

[erronis]

11. I'll only be satisfied when a proud eagle scats an orange fur ball

and remnants of a rodent with a long red tie.

[irisblue]

12. Meanwhile, In Canada....the US Coast Guard delivers

Carolyn Weatherson (@CarolynWea) Tweeted:
Good news story about a #Guelph doggie who went on a cross-border adventure and was rescued by the kind-hearted US Coast Guard. They spotted him crossing the ice to a tiny island and built a bonfire for him - they won his trust with Mac&cheese and ribs.
https://t.co/0XJS8YgN2f

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[Demovictory9]

27. good news

[Greybnk48]

13. I love Canada and most all of the people we've met there

over the years. My husband and I have taken several (6 or 7) annual vacations in Canada over the years and have always had a great time.

[Fritz Walter]

14. Perhaps this bird is related to the one that scared little donnie

[Smackdown2019]

25. Hilarious!

That Uncle Sam knew back then that the Russian Traitor was bad and yet Trump was terrified of our National Protector! Our National Protector KNEW trump was a traitor!

[George II]

15. Love those Canadians, eh?

[BHDem53]

16. I stole a maple leaf.

I will return it when Canada takes bieber back.

[SunSeeker]

17. LOL

[JHB]

18. It's not a kidnapping, it's an intervention, eh?

Someone has to look out for Sam, and it ain't gonna be that tangerine hoser.

Take aff, Donald!

signed, more Canada.

[paleotn]

19. Careful, fellas...

He / she is big and strong. That beak is sharp and those talons...oh, God, those talons will fuck you up.

[DRoseDARs]

20. Dear Canada: We have nukes. You have maple syrup. Still haven't figured out who gave you guns.

But, we still have nukes. Hand over the bird.


With nukes, United States.
PS: We have nukes.
PSS: And guns. Lots of guns.

[Fritz Walter]

26. Canada also has legal weed

And that helps them laugh so very hard at our nukes and guns.

[Capperdan]

28. Have you ever seen Trump laugh?

Someone slip him a brownie

[Demovictory9]

29. Not a real belly laugh..only smirks when he is bragging about.himself

[jls4561]

21. Seriously funny

Thanks to our neighbors to the north.

[Gothmog]

22. LOL

[moondust]

23. Bird: "I ain't goin back!"

"Too many effing idiots down there!"

[Marie Marie]

24. Why I love Canada.