Ran into the elementary school secretary she is a magat

[TEB]

How do i know her politics her and her husbands there home was blanketed in trump 2016 signs. So I Had to make a run to local grocers get two ply for the family.

So they have Valentine’s Day candy out already and I picked up box for my wife. The secretary said to me your wife will be happy as we stood inline, I said oh no addressing her by her name I’m sending this to bob mueller.

[gratuitous]

1. Credit duly given for a quick witty response

[50 Shades Of Blue]

2. Candy hearts to you!

[yardwork]

3. I love it!

[Sinistrous]

4. I just had to put a Rec on this masterpiece of a rejoinder.

[rgbecker]

5. Bam!

[Ohiogal]

6. What a great reply!

I wish I could have seen her face!

[Takket]

7. bwahahahaha

nice!!!

she's probably on freeperville right now writing about how victimized and harassed drumpf voters are out in public.... and then commenting in another thread about what snowflakes liberals are.

[MyOwnPeace]

11. Yeah..............

and you're probably gonna' have to buy your own pencils from now on, "inventory" will be low when you request them from the office!

[elleng]

8. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[MLAA]

9. Well played, my friend. Well played!

[theaocp]

10. As an elementary school teacher, I'd be curious how she engages with differing students' issues

in the office. MAGAts are all about the non-judgment, you know.

[essme]

35. One of our secretaries at school

is a total Trumpster--- you would NEVER know it from the way she deals with the students. She is wonderful with them- loves them. Title I, very low income demographic middle school.

And no- I don't "get it."

[ProudLib72]

12. Hold on TEB

Were you getting the candy or the TP for Mueller? Because he is going to need a lot of TP to clean up this mess.

[efhmc]

13. What a wag.

(Reading old Peter Wimsey book right now so the term seemed appropriate.)

[zentrum]

14. Nicely done.

[UniteFightBack]

15. Could not of done it better myself and I get it done.

I zing people like this constantly and its' quite effective.

[WhiskeyWulf]

16. That's awesome, hahaha!! nt

[jcgoldie]

17. Nice job!

A+

[Cryptoad]

18. Ouche'

Reckon she had another sense abt her to know what u meant?

[AJT]

19. That was perfect. You are my hero!

[Martin Eden]

20. I liked the ending

But first I had to get through the run-together words and lack of punctuation.

You guessed it ...
My New Year's resolution is to be more of a grammar nazi.

[catbyte]

21. Once again, you're my hero, TEB. 😂😂😂

[lindysalsagal]

22. Naaawwwiiiiiiiiiiice!

[littlemissmartypants]

23. Excellent. nt

[colorado_ufo]

24. Well played, sir!

[PatSeg]

25. Good for you!!!

[RestoreAmerica2020]

26. Great quip!

[tavernier]

27. I was in the middle of a big boo hoo,

missing my husband who passed 2nd. year. I opened this page and broke out with a huge belly laugh! Thanks a lot for wrecking my pity party.

[TEB]

29. Am sorry for your loss

But am happy that you laughed

[onecaliberal]

28. Winning.

[DonViejo]

30. LOL. K & R

[SWBTATTReg]

31. Zing!! nt

[hostalover]

32. Oh, that is special!

[Demovictory9]

33. Lol

[coeur_de_lion]

34. I wish I could buy that man a drink

He surely needs one by now. I wonder if he drinks Guinness?

[Butterflylady]

36. Made my day!!!!!!

[Heartstrings]

37. Excellent!

[The Polack MSgt]

38. ...

[nini]

39. I love this

LOLOLOL

[Initech]

40. OWNED!!!!

[Danascot]

41. I read your headline as "The elementary school secretary she is a MIDGET"

...so of course I had to read ahead to see where you were going with it.


(I understand the term is considered pejorative. I'm sorry. It's just what my mind decided the word was.)

[roamer65]

42. You are pure gold, TEB.

[Cha]

43. Good thinking, ol bean!

[JudyM]

44. Great thinking on your feet! Also makes me think Mueller and his team deserve boxes of chocolates.

[calimary]

45. Sweet!!!

[lunatica]

46. LOL!

Very good!