An element of surprise would be nice at Trump's speech tonight

[sheshe2]

http://all-hat-no-cattle.blogspot.com/2019/01/an-element-of-surprise-would-be-nice-at.html

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. I was JUST saying this

[sheshe2]

2. Hell.

i think I will watch...just in case!

[LuvLoogie]

3. I was thinking Jr. an hour before the address.

Or Jared. Either one or both.

[sheshe2]

6. Any and all work for me.

[Grammy23]

8. And we think he gives word salad on a normal day?

Just imagine him trying to hold his sh*t together for his speech after getting the news that Jr. or Ivanka had been taken to central lockup.

[LuvLoogie]

9. I know, right?

They'd have to send out Stephen Miller or cancel.

Maybe a couple extra lines of aderol would work?

[Bob Loblaw]

4. My mind went right to heart attack

[ecstatic]

5. That would be amazing! nt

[Liberal Veteran]

7. I was hoping more for a giant Monty Python's Flying Circus foot drop.

[fierywoman]

10. A live, on air, perp walk. 21st c version of the white Bronco slow chase.