Ted Cruz's beard makes him look like Ammon Bundy

[ProudLib72]

There, I said it, and I'm not taking it back because it's the truth.





Just when you thought it couldn't get any creepier...

[hlthe2b]

1. At least Bundy's is well groomed. Have you SEEN a close-up of Cruz's? He looks like a walrus

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[NurseJackie]

2. I love beards. My son has a beard. But some people shouldn't wear beards.

Generally speaking, I think politicians shouldn't have beards.

[Ellipsis]

3. yeah.... I don't think so more like...

[ProudLib72]

6. No, no, no!

You cannot compare him! I will not allow it! Wolfman Jack was not an evil bastard.

[Ellipsis]

14. My apologies.

How bout a fat wolverine.

[ProudLib72]

17. Nah, not enough hair.

This guy, though...

[Ellipsis]

18. I see what you're going for.... how bout this.

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[The Genealogist]

4. With beards so common now, I have noted that a lot of men look great with a beard

Ted Cruz, however, looks like a dork with a beard.

[Volaris]

5. I would submit the following for the record:

It has to be well cropped (and even then, it's iffy). Most of the bros who think it's a good idea to just let go with a 'rally beard' end up looking like lumberjack rejects from the Village People tryouts.
Hatehatehate it.

[ProudLib72]

7. Hmmm, reminds me of something

[rlexx]

8. Cheesy Beard

[keithbvadu2]

9. Funny you should make the comparison with Ammon Bundy.

Funny you should make the comparison with Ammon Bundy.

Ammon was associated with snipers sighted in on LEOs' badges.

Cruz was associated with his own father who Trump intimated was involved in the JFK assassination.

[Texasgal]

10. Oh dear LORD!

Looks like "L'yin Ted" has a new look!

[Solly Mack]

11. Who told him that was a good idea? He went from Ick to Ew.

[ProudLib72]

12. Now, for a limited time, you too can enjoy instant popularity

With the "Beard Hat". Amaze your friends, scare your neighbors, look just like Ted Cruz! Only $9.95

[Solly Mack]

13. That looks better than whatever it is Cruz has going on.

[ProudLib72]

15. It does actually

Because Cruz's beard is white around his chin, it makes him look like he has mutton chops, just like a 19th century barman.

[Ellipsis]

16. nice.