I'm not sure there can be just one "tweet of the day" today, but this has to be a contender.

[Bleacher Creature]

Link to tweet

[Achilleaze]

1. ROFLMAO

[Mme. Defarge]

2. How Frustrating!

[Scruffy1]

3. Needed a good laugh.

[DemoTex]

4. DU challenge:

What should the hold music be on the Robert Mueller Plea Deal Hotline?

[maxsolomon]

5. Easy. Classical Gas

all hold music should be Classical Gas

[backtoblue]

7. Chain of Fools?

[Ligyron]

11. There ya go!

[bdamomma]

17. like it

[watoos]

8. That's easy, Folsom prison blues.

sung by the man in black; Bob Mueller.

[uriel1972]

9. Everybody in the whole cell block...

was dancing to the Jailhouse Rock.

[Sugar Smack]

10. "It's a Small World After All", over & over,

ad infinitum, forever and ever.

[Hekate]

21. My definition of the first level of Hell includes that

[volstork]

28. And all other levels as well...

[Bleacher Creature]

12. You're killing me!

There's an instrumental/elevator music song from the 70s (I think) that immediately popped into my head that would be perfect, but since it has no lyrics I have no way to google it!

It sounds a lot like it should be a Kenny G song, but I'm guessing it's before his time. And now it's driving me crazy!!

[uriel1972]

13. Not Lily was Here by Dave Stewart and

somebody. I am ashamed of myself for not remembering

[Bleacher Creature]

20. No, but that was close. I'm at a loss.

[VWolf]

14. "I fought the law ... and the law won" n/t

[Doreen]

15. Bad boys bad.boys

whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[bdamomma]

19. another good one

we have a creative bunch here made me do this

[flibbitygiblets]

24. Fiona Apple "Criminal"

What I need is a good defense, 'cause I'm feeling like a criminal. And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against.

[Canoe52]

26. White Punks On Dope by The Tubes

I go crazy 'cause my folks are so fucking rich
Have to score when I get that rich white punk itch
Sounds real classy, living in a chateau
So lonely, all the other kids will never know
We're white punks on dope

Mom & dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

[dchill]

27. "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

"Dad, get me out of this!"

[Liberty Belle]

31. Working on a chain gang.

Lyrics
I hear somethin' sayin'
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
All day long they're singin'
(Hooh aah) (hooh aah)
(Hooh aah) (hooh aah)
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
All day long they work so hard
Till the sun is goin' down
Working on the highways and byways
And wearing, wearing a frown
You hear them moanin' their lives away
Then you hear somebody sa-ay
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
Can't ya hear them singin'
Mm, I'm goin' home one of these days
I'm goin' home see my woman
Whom I love so dear
But meanwhile I got to work right he-ere
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
All day long they're singin', mm
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my work is so hard
Give me water, I'm thirsty
My, my work is so hard
Oh my, my, my, my, my, my work is so hard

Songwriters: Sam Cooke

[bigpenguin]

34. no question

I Fought the Law and the Law Won

[lastlib]

37. Robert Plant, "Ship of Fools"

[Different Drummer]

39. Theme from Dragnet? n/t

[efhmc]

41. I was on hold last week with several different groups and I so

wished with their other choices they had one which said "Press 3 for silence until we reach your party." but of course they didn't.

[Scurrilous]

6. K&R

[nolabear]

16. Lawyers, Guns and Money

“How was I to know/She was with the Russians too?”

[uriel1972]

18. Hat tip to Warren Zevon!

He's just an excitable boy!

[Progressive Jones]

40. K & R

[Hekate]

22. There are some great call-waiting suggestions in this thread

[FakeNoose]

23. 'Memba this from last year?

I posted this on DU last March, but I can't take credit for it. Somebody posted it on Twitter and I grabbed it.

[2naSalit]

25. I'm Busted...

[Wounded Bear]

29. Unfortunately, that applies more to federal employees...

[2naSalit]

30. Words of reality for those pampered assholes looking

to jump off a sinking ship.

[calimary]

32. Pleeeeeze continue to hold!

[happy feet]

33. You made me spew my tea

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. ROFLMAO!

[DeeDeeNY]

36. But wait a sec

His menu options have changed!!

[burrowowl]

38. Good One!

[brush]

42. Hahahahahahaha! Perfect.