I was at a Walmart Neighborhood store - not by choice - Almost all Gillette

[bitterross]

I almost laughed out loud when I went to the shaving section and of the 15 or so rows of razors and blades all but 3 were Gillette.

Just made me all warm and happy inside.

[guillaumeb]

1. What does one do with a razor?

[rzemanfl]

2. I believe you put one in your shoe and all the men call you "sir."

It is best to avoid wives of jealous men though.

[guillaumeb]

3. But I have a custom continental.

And an El Dorado too.

[rzemanfl]

4. I bet you wave your diamond rings in front of everybody's nose.

I have got to crash. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. Goodnight.

[mr_lebowski]

5. I just hope you two men don't take to fightin' (nt)

[rzemanfl]

9. I was asleep. Hard to pick a fight with an unconcious person.

These little side discussions keep DU fun.

[OhioBlue]

8. Should have left Doris alone.

[rzemanfl]

11. Oo but she looked fine.

[CentralMass]

6. People need to shave, Gillette makes a good product. Am i missing something ?

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[area51]

7. I beIieve the OP is referring to rightwingers claiming they'd boycott Gillette

for their "don't bully" commercial aimed at men.

[rzemanfl]

10. Yes, you're missing spell check. The rest has been explained.

[CentralMass]

12. That was helpful.

[MineralMan]

13. Not really, they don't.

I haven't shaved since 1969. Think of all the time and money I've saved...