Oh my word.

[uppityperson]

Jon McNaughton's Make America Safe needs a new description.

[MontanaMama]

1. Lock Him Out.

Call the cops...something. Yack.

[ornotna]

2. This is the dumbest shit I've seen in some time

That's about how effective the border wall would be.

[4TheArts]

3. The hands are all wrong. n/t

[subterranean]

10. The suit jacket is wrong, too -- it's buttoned.

[ZZenith]

4. Thank Gawd there's a lock on the impenetrable perimeter.

That should keep us all safe.

[dalton99a]

5. The official purveyor of fine art to Mormon funeral homes

[Girard442]

6. A. Picket. Fence.

Yeah. Nothing says impenetrable security like a white picket fence.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. A padlock on a picket fence!

No one will ever figure out how to overcome that.

[uppityperson]

8. I walked 2000 miles, over mountains, through desert. How ever will I get past this?

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Beats the hell out of moi.

[canetoad]

16. Not only that, a padlock on the Mexican side

And Trump is trespassing. The US flag is behind the fence with the thunderous skies and lush, fertile roses. On the Mexican side the earth is parched and cracked and the weeds run up the picket fence.

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. That's a very strange painting.

[ProudLib72]

11. Geez guys, give it a rest. It's a METAPHOR

It's a metaphor for the lamest, dumbassest, bullshitteriest idea for protecting our borders to have ever been thunk up by anyone ever in the history of all time.

[LakeSuperiorView]

23. I'll say he's a four.

Maybe even a five. Of course, that's this version that is 8o lbs. lighter and 4 inches taller than the real thing, which is a two, tops.

[LuckyLib]

12. As the sun sets on this democracy, Trump says

“I am outta here!”

[Generic Brad]

13. Get off the fence. Get onto Nutrisystem.

No way that fat fuck looks like that.

[Mr. Ected]

14. "Nancy caved and I got my wall"

[Shrike47]

15. Those Mexican thieves! They must have stolen 75 pounds offa Donnie.

[MoonRiver]

18. Lol

[SammyWinstonJack]

19. tDumpy wishes he looked liked that irl.

[MrsCoffee]

21. Pretty sure he thinks he does.

If things start to come into focus, he just does another line.

[lilactime]

20. Looks like he's...ewww can't say it.

[LakeSuperiorView]

22. I'm OK with him locking himself out of the country.

He's standing out side of beautiful America, land of flags and roses, on barren, parched land. About to thrust his tiny key into the lock on the outside of the fence, he would never be able to get his fat ass over a 4 foot wooden picket fence. It wouldn't require buying Russian, Evraz steel either. Border patrol agents wouldn't get hit on the head with 60 pound packages of drugs because you can see through a 4 foot wooden picket fence. The early 1900's style lock would surely baffle anyone trying to get in...

Where can I get the limited edition on velvet?