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kestrel91316

(51,666 posts) Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:22 PM Aug 2012

Dear Republicans: I have had lots of orgasms in my life, and yet

I have never once been pregnant. This breaks my heart. Please explain to me what I am doing wrong.

Sincerely,
kestrel91316

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Dear Republicans: I have had lots of orgasms in my life, and yet (Original Post) kestrel91316 Aug 2012 OP

.. barnabas63 Aug 2012 #1

Be careful... that may be the next thing they try to outlaw. n/t demmiblue Aug 2012 #2

Birth control first then orgasms. sarcasmo Aug 2012 #6

Is there usually a guy involved? quaker bill Aug 2012 #3

Could be that you're the proper goose.... Scuba Aug 2012 #4

Are you a dude? maxsolomon Aug 2012 #5

barnabas63

(1,214 posts)

1. ..

Reply to kestrel91316 (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:28 PM

Aug 2012

demmiblue

(39,828 posts)

2. Be careful... that may be the next thing they try to outlaw. n/t

Reply to kestrel91316 (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:30 PM

Aug 2012

sarcasmo

(23,968 posts)

6. Birth control first then orgasms.

Reply to demmiblue (Reply #2)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:53 PM

Aug 2012

quaker bill

(8,264 posts)

3. Is there usually a guy involved?

Reply to kestrel91316 (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:31 PM

Aug 2012

No intent to pry, just being a bit sarcastic. I have plenty of friends who do not seem to include males in the mix, they seem to enjoy life in this regard and never seem to get pregnant... I am just say'n.

My son once worked in a Dell support call center, the first question always was "is it plugged in?".

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

4. Could be that you're the proper goose....

Reply to kestrel91316 (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:33 PM

Aug 2012

... but your partner's not the propaganda.

maxsolomon

(38,912 posts)

5. Are you a dude?

Reply to kestrel91316 (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 08:40 PM

Aug 2012

that could 'spain it

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