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octoberlib

(14,971 posts)
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 04:18 PM Feb 2019

Your Guide to Tonight's Trumpian Word Vomit by Rick Wilson

At this very moment, a small army of White House aides is scrambling, circled around a computer in an office in the West Wing pecking out a State of the Shitshow speech they hope will “capture the voice” of a president more given to grunts and verbal excrescences than the lofty rhetoric of presidents. Here’s a spoiler; their work won’t matter.

That’s not merely because when the Trump administration sends us their speechwriters, they’re not sending their best. They are sending the indifferently educated, culturally buffoonish, shiftier dregs of authoritarian nationalist fanboys Donald Trump manages to recruit from random bus stations, hobo squats, and TPUSA Trump Young Pioneers camps. Some, I assume are good people, but I’m almost certainly wrong.

All this feverish labor on draft after draft of the president’s remarks tonight is, like all White House activity, utterly irrelevant and contingent on the president’s mood at game time. Trump could easily whisper to himself, “Fuck it, we’ll do it live!” and shred the entire thing. He could rely on his famous gut instinct and yodel on for an hour about the imagined glories of his gracious reign.

You’ll spot several styles and tells in the speech tonight. Here’s what to look for in tonight’s river of Trumpian word vomit, a guide to what’s real, what’s fake, what’s there for base-voter management, and what’s there just to play the news media.

https://thebulwark.com/your-guide-to-tonights-trumpian-word-vomit/

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Your Guide to Tonight's Trumpian Word Vomit by Rick Wilson (Original Post) octoberlib Feb 2019 OP
All that is a given but worth reading BSdetect Feb 2019 #1
It's a funny article. Wilson's an insult master. octoberlib Feb 2019 #3
True that! liberaltrucker Feb 2019 #9
I like to think of them as observations. UniteFightBack Feb 2019 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author 3Hotdogs Feb 2019 #2
There are some seriously hilarious lines in this piece. Put down any beverage while reading. salin Feb 2019 #4
MORE from the OP FakeNoose Feb 2019 #5
He's socially liberal, supports gay marriage, marijuana legalization and all that. octoberlib Feb 2019 #6
He does have a way with words NewJeffCT Feb 2019 #8
I liked this part: karin_sj Feb 2019 #7
I remember Van Jones getting tears in his eyes after the first BigmanPigman Feb 2019 #10
What's the over/under on the number of lies? n/t hibbing Feb 2019 #11
Should be required reading for media NastyRiffraff Feb 2019 #12
It's to be an extravaganza. PT Barnum. It'll feed the pigeons n the gallery... Honeycombe8 Feb 2019 #13
Bread & circuses. nt TeamPooka Feb 2019 #14

Response to octoberlib (Original post)

salin

(48,955 posts)
4. There are some seriously hilarious lines in this piece. Put down any beverage while reading.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 04:36 PM
Feb 2019

It will save one from a keyboard incident.

FakeNoose

(32,634 posts)
5. MORE from the OP
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 04:36 PM
Feb 2019
This racial arsonist, insult-comic president who lives in a bubble of rage-tweeting and grade-school name-calling has one quality we can all acknowledge: gall. So don’t be surprised when the most divisive, destructive, and dickish president in American history stands on the floor of the House tonight and issues a call for unity, comity, and civility.

Calls for national unity by typical presidents in times of national crisis and emergency may have a little politics embedded in them, but in this case, his call for unity is a sign of this president’s political collapse. It’s weakness, not magnanimity. He’s the class bully suddenly complaining that he is the victim after being punched in the nose by a girl.

Whether they’ll acknowledge it or not, there are problems in Trumpland. Many of the people hurt by the first shutdown looked a lot like the average Trump voter and the reason he ended it was that polling showed he had taken a hard hit with white working-class folks. He bet big and lost big, and the base knows it.


Damn, Rick Wilson is a snappy writer - why can't he join the good guys? He's still a conservative, even though he hates Chump. I wish he'd become a Democrat, then I wouldn't have to feel guilty about reading and enjoying his stuff.

octoberlib

(14,971 posts)
6. He's socially liberal, supports gay marriage, marijuana legalization and all that.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 04:51 PM
Feb 2019

He said in an interview that his parents were "hippy liberals". I take it for granted I'd disagree with him on anything economic.

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)
8. He does have a way with words
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 05:31 PM
Feb 2019

hating Trump is personal to him as well. Supposedly, some deplorable stalked his teen daughter at her school or something along those lines because of his vociferous opposition to Trump.

karin_sj

(808 posts)
7. I liked this part:
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 05:23 PM
Feb 2019

"The media will, of course, fall into one of the traps they so frequently do when it comes to this president. They continue to treat Trump as if his statements, proposals, and policy announcements have any actual weight or merit. These items are added to the Trump speech only at the last moment, and only as concessions by a president whose advisers have as much luck holding his interest on policy as they would teaching a dog Sanskrit."

BigmanPigman

(51,590 posts)
10. I remember Van Jones getting tears in his eyes after the first
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 05:55 PM
Feb 2019

SOTU (I know it isn't called that the first time a new POTUS makes one) and he said, "I see tRump finally acting like a real president".

I am sure Stephan Miller was glad to hear that response to the speech he wrote (and continues to write).

NastyRiffraff

(12,448 posts)
12. Should be required reading for media
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 06:39 PM
Feb 2019
The media still doesn’t understand this, even after two years of Infrastructure Weeks. Watch how many pixels and column inches tomorrow are dedicated to the presidential vaporware the Troika of Truthlessness shoves into this speech.

But this is my favorite line:

Calls for national unity by typical presidents in times of national crisis and emergency may have a little politics embedded in them, but in this case, his call for unity is a sign of this president’s political collapse. It’s weakness, not magnanimity. He’s the class bully suddenly complaining that he is the victim after being punched in the nose by a girl.




Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)
13. It's to be an extravaganza. PT Barnum. It'll feed the pigeons n the gallery...
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 07:14 PM
Feb 2019

and will be declared a success. The best speech ever given in the world by anyone, at any time. It will energize the base. It will be a pumped up version of his other daily rhetoric, name calling or insinuations, disrespect, negativity, declaring himself the best and the smartest at everything, lying about walls and immigrants and the economy and jobs...same ol' same ol'. And the base, which is not terribly bright, will hang on every word and decide this is truthful, kaky that is not truthful but it's just Trump being adorable.

He'll talk about the witch hunt, the unfair attacks on him by the fake news media and Democrats, no collusion and collusion isn't a crime anyway.

When will the country be saved from this orange thing? He is ruining the country and the world. The environment is suffering, butterflies are going extinct, other animals are no longer protected, the stewardship of our natural areas has been trashed, he's made the oligarchy richer and stronger.

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