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At this very moment, a small army of White House aides is scrambling, circled around a computer in an office in the West Wing pecking out a State of the Shitshow speech they hope will capture the voice of a president more given to grunts and verbal excrescences than the lofty rhetoric of presidents. Heres a spoiler; their work wont matter.
Thats not merely because when the Trump administration sends us their speechwriters, theyre not sending their best. They are sending the indifferently educated, culturally buffoonish, shiftier dregs of authoritarian nationalist fanboys Donald Trump manages to recruit from random bus stations, hobo squats, and TPUSA Trump Young Pioneers camps. Some, I assume are good people, but Im almost certainly wrong.
All this feverish labor on draft after draft of the presidents remarks tonight is, like all White House activity, utterly irrelevant and contingent on the presidents mood at game time. Trump could easily whisper to himself, Fuck it, well do it live! and shred the entire thing. He could rely on his famous gut instinct and yodel on for an hour about the imagined glories of his gracious reign.
Youll spot several styles and tells in the speech tonight. Heres what to look for in tonights river of Trumpian word vomit, a guide to whats real, whats fake, whats there for base-voter management, and whats there just to play the news media.
https://thebulwark.com/your-guide-to-tonights-trumpian-word-vomit/
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(8,998 posts)octoberlib
(14,971 posts)liberaltrucker
(9,129 posts)His Twitter feed is hilarious.
UniteFightBack
(8,231 posts)Response to octoberlib (Original post)
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salin
(48,955 posts)It will save one from a keyboard incident.
FakeNoose
(32,634 posts)This racial arsonist, insult-comic president who lives in a bubble of rage-tweeting and grade-school name-calling has one quality we can all acknowledge: gall. So dont be surprised when the most divisive, destructive, and dickish president in American history stands on the floor of the House tonight and issues a call for unity, comity, and civility.
Calls for national unity by typical presidents in times of national crisis and emergency may have a little politics embedded in them, but in this case, his call for unity is a sign of this presidents political collapse. Its weakness, not magnanimity. Hes the class bully suddenly complaining that he is the victim after being punched in the nose by a girl.
Whether theyll acknowledge it or not, there are problems in Trumpland. Many of the people hurt by the first shutdown looked a lot like the average Trump voter and the reason he ended it was that polling showed he had taken a hard hit with white working-class folks. He bet big and lost big, and the base knows it.
Damn, Rick Wilson is a snappy writer - why can't he join the good guys? He's still a conservative, even though he hates Chump. I wish he'd become a Democrat, then I wouldn't have to feel guilty about reading and enjoying his stuff.
octoberlib
(14,971 posts)He said in an interview that his parents were "hippy liberals". I take it for granted I'd disagree with him on anything economic.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)hating Trump is personal to him as well. Supposedly, some deplorable stalked his teen daughter at her school or something along those lines because of his vociferous opposition to Trump.
karin_sj
(808 posts)"The media will, of course, fall into one of the traps they so frequently do when it comes to this president. They continue to treat Trump as if his statements, proposals, and policy announcements have any actual weight or merit. These items are added to the Trump speech only at the last moment, and only as concessions by a president whose advisers have as much luck holding his interest on policy as they would teaching a dog Sanskrit."
BigmanPigman
(51,590 posts)SOTU (I know it isn't called that the first time a new POTUS makes one) and he said, "I see tRump finally acting like a real president".
I am sure Stephan Miller was glad to hear that response to the speech he wrote (and continues to write).
hibbing
(10,098 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)But this is my favorite line:
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)and will be declared a success. The best speech ever given in the world by anyone, at any time. It will energize the base. It will be a pumped up version of his other daily rhetoric, name calling or insinuations, disrespect, negativity, declaring himself the best and the smartest at everything, lying about walls and immigrants and the economy and jobs...same ol' same ol'. And the base, which is not terribly bright, will hang on every word and decide this is truthful, kaky that is not truthful but it's just Trump being adorable.
He'll talk about the witch hunt, the unfair attacks on him by the fake news media and Democrats, no collusion and collusion isn't a crime anyway.
When will the country be saved from this orange thing? He is ruining the country and the world. The environment is suffering, butterflies are going extinct, other animals are no longer protected, the stewardship of our natural areas has been trashed, he's made the oligarchy richer and stronger.