Picture to caption (Melania)

[Lotusflower70]

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[912gdm]

1. I'd rather not.

it wouldn't be very nice

[TheBlackAdder]

44. If I captioned her, the way she deserves, she'd probably throw a frivolous SLAPP suit on me.

[Takket]

2. when threatened, the racist-trophy-wife-5000 enters "self defense" mode.........

[hlthe2b]

3. spit out my tea...

Man, I think I'd want to be sitting by the CO guy who just strangled an attacking mountain lion with his bare hands, if I had to be close to that face... Scary...

[MissB]

4. Hard.to.overcome.botox

[marybourg]

29. And an eyelid lift.

[rustysgurl]

5. I can't believe ...

... Melania, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot... all along.

[mr_lebowski]

59. Awww ... now I have to post it ... love me some Robyn ...

The chorus at the minute mark is ... killer.

[womanofthehills]

6. they shared the spray on tan today

[CatMor]

9. The family that sprays together stays together.

[MLAA]

39. Good one!

[area51]

7. Um, wow.

I think the exorcist needs to be called.

[smirkymonkey]

8. She's a little scary looking.

To think I actually used to feel sorry for her. I have no pity for her anymore. She deserves everything she gets.

[Lars39]

11. Looks like somebody from Buffy

[MontanaMama]

28. You beat me to it.

Very vampire like. 😳

[Tribalceltic]

10. That thing on his head is talking to me again

[The Blue Flower]

12. Trying to figure out the extreme makeup

The eyebrows are thicker and heavier, the shadow is weird, and she's blonder than before. What's the extreme makeover about? And that's without even getting into the scary/scared expression.

[jalan48]

13. She really does look like his handler.

[NurseJackie]

14. It's she a Fembot?

[QC]

15. How about a little musical accompaniment?

[Cha]

16. "I Need MOAR Red Bull & Makeup Stat!!"

[Heartstrings]

30. Red Bull crash.....

Good one, Cha!

[Totally Tunsie]

17. Where were they hiding Barron tonight?

Kids younger than he were in attendance. He wasn't interested in seeing Daddy? It's probably the closest to him that he would be in weeks.

[Blue Owl]

18. Bring me the head of Michael Cohen!

n/t

[Baltimike]

19. "I need some tp for my bunghole" nt

[SoCalDem]

20. Runaway bride eyes..

[nini]

21. I heard someone made this comparison on twitter LOL

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[John Fante]

35. "I am big; it's his hands that got small."

[LuvNewcastle]

42. That's it!

“I’m ready for my closeup!”

[Maru Kitteh]

22. So, the look of youth is the surprised look?

Just apply the electrodes to your new kidneys.

[lunatica]

25. Hahahaaahhhhaaaaaa!!!!!!

You win the internets!!

[Maru Kitteh]

33. Gosh. . . Thank you!

[Marie Marie]

26. OMG - that looks like Kelly Anne

[Maru Kitteh]

36. It is Morgan Fairchild in "Holy Man," an Eddie Murphy movie about American obsession with

superficial appearances and consumption. It's kind of a sweet, funny flick.

[DesertRat]

50. LOL!

[Tanuki]

23. Didn't she star in The Howling back in the day?

[JI7]

24. she looks like a plastic freak

[livetohike]

46. All the plastic money can buy. And an Earl Scheib

paint job.

[AC_Mem]

27. Jesus!

WTF?

[montana_hazeleyes]

31. Melanie ..... "Damn! They really pulled my 'kidneys' too tight this time!"

[ProudLib72]

32. Where did she get invisible toothpicks to hold her eyes open so wide?

[Rorey]

34. I don't know, but her expressions while waiting for -45 to enter were just plain weird

There's something way off about her. Weirdest "first lady" ever.

[Lotusflower70]

38. It's fitting though

I mean he is a lying sack of shit so she has to compliment him which means it's not going to be good. Absolutely bizarre and horrific couple.

[virgogal]

40. I guess you don't remember old bess Truman.

We couldn't stand her.

[GaYellowDawg]

37. Caption: When Facelifts Go Bad nt

nt

[ooky]

41. "Where's Damien?"

[Mr. Quackers]

43. Reptilian humanoid shapeshifting hybrid

[cntrfthrs]

45. Geezus...

Botox and stepford wife syndrome...😆

[mercuryblues]

47. WTF happened

Her eyes are open.

[greatauntoftriplets]

48. Is someone goosing her?

[Marthe48]

49. I'm only orange from zee neck op

Vant to zee?

[democratisphere]

51. Are sparks flying from her fingertips?

[redstatebluegirl]

52. Save me!!!!

[Cracklin Charlie]

53. "Me no can blink"

Send money.

[DesertRat]

54. When will this speech end?

[Wounded Bear]

55. "Donnie, Donnie, we got a good gig here and you're blowing it!"

[Autumn]

56. She looks hungry, like she just saw a vat of blood. What the fuck is with the eyes and neck?

[LanternWaste]

57. "Bring me those puppies!!!" nt

[Docreed2003]

58. Who knew kidney surgery

Could give you "face freeze"??!!

[DownFromTheMountain]

60. The lines are starting to kick in..I'd say that...

they are an ersatz Addams family, but..I love the Addams family in every form.

[lark]

61. OMG, it's contagious!

The hate, stupidity and total lying ignorance must be spreading to her as she's now orange too.

[Siwsan]

62. Looks like she fell into a vat of Oompa Loompa sauce