Melania. She brightens every room she enters.

[Miles Archer]

Link to tweet

[Mr. Quackers]

1. Reptilian humanoid shapeshifting hybrid

[Cha]

33. AKA Birther Barbie

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Her new "kidneys" are pulling the skin on her face down.

Read that on Twitter this morning and now can't find the author.

[rurallib]

3. Don't you mean 'exits'?

[JHB]

4. Vampira?

[Power 2 the People]

30. LOL

[matt819]

5. That's sarcasm, right?

She looks like the link is broken with her mother ship.

[Soxfan58]

6. The Moment you realize

I am married to that moron.

[Timmygoat]

7. I think

Under that professional make up job and hair, there is quite a hard face. Who can wonder, when she is married to THAT Man.

[Still In Wisconsin]

29. She likes her money.

They say if you marry for money you earn every penny. Probably true for Malaria.

[lunatica]

8. The Botox suddenly kicked in

[jmowreader]

9. She looks like a cross...

...between a normal, halfway attractive woman, Donald Trump’s makeup case, and an attacking wolverine.

[snowybirdie]

10. I was struck by the fact that

when she was waiting for the speech to start, no one spoke with her and she spoke with no one either. Not even the small girl beside her who was a cancer survivor and likely terrified without her parents in that large venue. She just assumed her model pose and looked straight ahead. Michelle or even Laura would have been all over that child to give comfort. Not a nice lady!

[Autumn]

12. Give her a break. It probably took every ounce of willpower Melanie had to not turn around

and devour that little girl.

[MrsCoffee]

22. Now that

was funny.

[area51]

36. lol. n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

17. What the hell? She didn't bring her own kid to watch his Daddy's speech...

so she should now be forced to babysit?

Where the hell was Barron anyway?

[sunonmars]

11. She's a patchwork quilt, she can't move her face, more plastic than a barbie doll.

[yonder]

13. How weird. Could be where tRump gets that clenched-teeth mouth-breathing thing.

[pwb]

14. Looks like she got onto her husbands coke.

That fake women does nothing for me.

[backscatter712]

15. Hard to tell from all the botox, but that might actually be a crude attempt at a smile.

She's got enough neurotoxin in her face to kill half the planet.

[2naSalit]

19. +1

I'm sure that she's convinced it helps her "be best".

[Ilsa]

31. Yeah, it's a Morgan Fairchild downward smile

to prevent smile wrinkles on the face around the mouth and eyes.

It's possible that her smile muscles are paralyzed from her last botox injections.

[msongs]

16. broken link nt

[Scurrilous]

18. LOL

[allgood33]

20. I really don't care. Do you?

[rsdsharp]

21. "Mr. DeMille,

I'm ready for my close-up."

[dogknob]

23. Messalina

FINISH HIM!

?w=529

[Javaman]

24. looks like she's trying really hard to shoot lasers out her eyes.

Cyclops she is not.

[GoCubsGo]

25. Edgad!

[randr]

26. That is the look of a handler that does not like what they are hearing

[Still In Wisconsin]

27. Shouldn't matter, but I will never understand how anyone can think of this woman as "hot."

The average department store mannequin is more physically attractive than Mrs. Trump.

[Polly Hennessey]

28. Oh, my,

run for your lives, she looks hungry.

[riverwalker]

32. TFW you realize asset forfeiture will be before the divorce

and you face the future as a divorced, aging and unemployable nude model/escort.

[Politicub]

35. I'm sure Rush Limbaugh would take her in n/t

[Politicub]

34. She looked like a Disney Animatronic figure

With her slow, emotionless head movements.