Amuse me with your favorite nickname for Cheetohlini and I will give you a star

[TheOther95Percent]

[underpants]

1. Blob the Builder

[tblue37]

2. Pussolini and Orange Foolius. nt

[onecaliberal]

13. Thank you for the laugh. It's not funny but that cracked me up.

[MontanaMama]

3. MF45.

I must admit that I did not coin it. I first heard it from DUer Sancho who generously gave permission to spread it far and wide.

[JDC]

4. Donny the Wig

Or the obligatory "Shitler"

[Zoonart]

5. Schmuck a'lorange

[wryter2000]

6. Tribblehead

Of course, that's unfair to tribbles.

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. these days,

I think “Mango Mussolini” is my favorite. There are SO MANY good ones, though!

[applegrove]

8. President Amber Waves of Grain

[Different Drummer]

9. Tiny (short for Tiny Toadstool). n/t

[akraven]

10. sTrumpet. nt

[GoCubsGo]

11. The Vulgar Talking Yam.

(Courtesy of Charlie Pierce.)

[bullwinkle428]

12. Mango Unchained.

[Eko]

14. Dump

[True Dough]

15. ASSHOLE!

But, as a less profane alternative:

Hair Furor

[wryter2000]

16. Thanks for my heart

[northoftheborder]

17. Dotard

and Stable Genius

[Heartstrings]

18. AOAA

Asshole of all assholes....

[Aussie105]

19. An oldie but a goodie . . .

Apricot Hellbeast!

[superpatriotman]

20. .45

Because he’s less than half a man

[thucythucy]

21. Benedict Donald

and

Hair Fuehrer

and

Il Douche

and

Comrade Comb-over

and

Cadet Bonespurs...

[TheRealNorth]

115. +1 to Benedict Donald

[Texasgal]

22. Cheeto-in-Chief

[gratuitous]

23. Needy Amin

Got a heart already (Thanks, someone - I'll attribute it to one of my many DU crushes).

[tblue37]

61. I like that one, too. nt

[peggysue2]

24. I've pretty consistently referred to Trump as the Trumpster but . . .

Squatter-in-Chief works and then I have a special affection for: Fat Nixon.

Is there any nickname that truly sums up the horror of the man?

Not sure.

[superpatriotman]

25. Thanks for the heart!

Nt

[mia]

26. Twitler

[EarthFirst]

27. Spindividual 1

[Glimmer of Hope]

28. Muthafukkah. In my Samuel L Jackson voice.

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[kwolf68]

29. DOLT 45

Not sure where I read it.

[jcgoldie]

30. Tangerine Idi Amin!

[Clash City Rocker]

31. Toss-up between Cheeto Benito and Trumpelthinskin

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I also like one that was coined by Jon Stewart, Fuckface von Clownstick.

[bunny planet]

32. Lord of the Flies

[2naSalit]

33. MoFOTUS

[MLAA]

34. Impotus

[Roland99]

35. Been calling him Twitler from the start

My phone auto-added it as a real name. lol

[demtenjeep]

36. blotus

dotard

mother fuckin' idiot

asshole

treasonous



take your pick

[demtenjeep]

41. oh and melanie is The First Nude

and definitely not classy

[hatrack]

37. Orange Julius Caesar

[Ohiogal]

38. The Orange Anus

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

39. Grotesque meat goblin. nt

[unblock]

40. Disgraced former president prisoner #dft45

[Delmette2.0]

42. Orange Shitgibbon

[rusty quoin]

43. Twitler

[BlueTsunami2018]

44. Fat Nixon

I like that one.

[OregonBlue]

93. Yeah. I just call him Plump 45.

[RockRaven]

45. The nickname which started it all, from Spy magazine I beieve... Short-fingered vulgarian.

[maxrandb]

46. I like his mob name, Donnie Short Fingers

But the Orange Mound of Clown Town is good too.

[sinkingfeeling]

47. Agolf Twitler.

[treestar]

48. Dotard

[Codeine]

49. SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS.

Since somebody beat me to Tangerine Idi Amin.

[diva77]

91. I would give this one a star if I were doling out stars

[MLAA]

123. I will give them one from both of us 😉

[diva77]

143. Thanks!

[ProudLib72]

145. Ooooh, Codeine, you have the best names!

[Hela]

50. The Tangerine Toddler

[Hela]

90. Thanks for my first-ever DU heart!

[redstatebluegirl]

51. The orange menace.

[Qutzupalotl]

78. aka The Fanta Menace.

[JDC]

52. Thank you.

[DUgosh]

53. Red Don

[DUgosh]

64. Thank you!

❤️

[tblue37]

54. Hair Fuhrer and Hair Furor are good, too. nt

[Glamrock]

55. Comrade Combover

[monmouth4]

56. Red Don or Don the Red, I can't decide..LOL. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

57. Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon or Apricot Hellbeast.

I could come up with a lot more, but I'm kind of tired. I'm sure I will come up with some more tomorrow.

[tblue37]

58. Don't forget Dolt45. nt

[maveric]

59. Il Douche

[Thomas Hurt]

60. President Pocapornactras

[yardwork]

62. Tangerine shit gibbon.

[yardwork]

76. Thank you for the heart!

[dlk]

63. Deadbeat Donald

[blm]

66. Been-a-dick Donald

.

[tblue37]

67. Donnie Two Scoops. nt

[Chipper Chat]

68. Fuckstick

Not very original but apropo.

[ChubbyStar]

69. Velvetta FuckWagon n/t

[diva77]

70. a future nickname: Successfully impeached president.

[ooky]

71. Dick Tater.

[CottonBear]

74. There's a band in my town called the Dictatertots!

[diva77]

80. LOL

[TeamPooka]

72. Deadbeat Donnie

[CottonBear]

73. Tangeranus

Also, Dolt45 and the Orange Menance.

[CottonBear]

167. Thanks for the heart!🙏 You are very kind!

🌸🌺🌷🌺🌸

[blue neen]

75. Impotent Idiot.

Lord, I hate him!

[stonecutter357]

77. chode !

[blm]

79. Individual One

Mueller should get a heart

[Bantamfancier]

81. That Rat Bastard.

My family knows exactly who I mean.

[LW1977]

82. Bencheeto Mussolini

[xmas74]

83. No nickname

Just f*cking @sshole.

[Sneederbunk]

84. Trumpelthinskin

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

85. Mushroom Clod

[llmart]

86. Anything and everything The Ferret has ever referred to him as.

I like Dickhead Donnie.

[Myrddin]

166. Agreed...

I was going to post the same, but expected someone like your good self would have beaten me to it.

The Ferret for quantity, and quality.

Too many great ones to be able to pick a favourite.

[HipChick]

87. Nincompoop

[enid602]

88. 0045

0045. As opposed to 007.

[MustLoveBeagles]

89. Cadet Bonespurs

[lame54]

92. Donald J. Trump - the J is for Jenius

[yonder]

129. heh, heh. Jenius, made me laugh

still laughing.

[Jarqui]

94. Liar-In-Chief

[argyl]

95. Dizzy Donny.

[TlalocW]

96. President Fuck-The-Troops-It's-Raining

Tells you what he really thinks about the troops, and what a wuss he is.

TlalocW

[keithbvadu2]

97. The Scots have been quite imaginative in names for Dotard (which was a good one by NK)

The Scots have been quite imaginative in names for Dotard (which was a good one by NK)

Weaselheaded fucknugget (I'm not claiming credit for it)

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=2vZcXOHlD6ez0PEP4sS1yA0&q=scottish+names+for+trump&btnK=Google+Search&oq=scottish+names+for+trump&gs_l=psy-ab.3...2155.7605..8742...0.0..0.257.4148.0j23j2....2..0....1..gws-wiz.....0..35i39j0j0i131j0i22i30.3t63pQvyFiA

[Haggis for Breakfast]

150. Here are a few of mine:

snizzwad

fucknozzle

bawbag

[Poiuyt]

98. Merengue-topped manchild

[SammyWinstonJack]

99. Orange Assface aka MF45

[Zorro]

100. The Manchurian Cantalope

[Takket]

101. Scumfuck

[Aristus]

102. Tangerine Tinyhands.

[EveHammond13]

103. #PeeBrain #OldDickDonald #UncheckedUnbalanced #UncleScam #LowT #BenedictDonald

[riverwalker]

104. Red Don

[BSdetect]

105. Bonehead Bonespurs

[MrScorpio]

106. The worst fake president ever.

[Stargleamer]

107. The Lying King

In 2nd place, Racist-in-Chief

[EveHammond13]

108. #RedMobster #MadKing #DonziScheme #ThreeCardDonny #Clownald

[EveHammond13]

109. #DoubleChinDoubleTalk

[Lithos]

110. Twitler

Also Mrs Putin and Cheeto Benito

[RainCaster]

111. Cheeto Tweeter or DFT

[Doreen]

112. Mine is long but hey.

Orange piece of dripping shit.

[royable]

113. I normally just go with Drumpf

after he disparaged a fellow repub candidate for having anglicized his name, blithely ignoring the fact that one of his own ancestors had changed his last name from Drumpf to Trump.

But my favorite colorful name is the aforementioned "tangerine shitgibbon."

[MFM008]

114. Maggot

period.

[LoveMyCali]

116. I can't believe

no one has posted Traitor Tot yet.

[salin]

117. Pennywise the President

Pure evil.

[maryellen99]

118. -45

[Totally Tunsie]

119. l'il Donny Doturd

[Charlotte Little]

120. Orange Feces-Throwing Orangutan

And I usually follow that up with "...currently shitting on the Oval Office carpet."

[pandr32]

121. Don Trump

He is the head of his crime family.

[Hekate]

122. The Mad King, plus his whole bastardized royal family...

Crown Princess Ivanka, the clear favorite. She who will be Queen hereafter.
Prince Consort Jared -- because he's married to the Crown Princess. Looks like a cipher, but is he really?
The two Princes in the Tower, Junior and Eric, who aren't that important but have jobs assigned to them
The Bastard Princess Tiffany (have you seen their body language when she's around?)
Princess Consort Melania, product of another foreign alliance, who reports back whence she came. No love lost between Melania and the three Spawn of Queen Ivana.
Prince Barron, still a child and still unimportant to anyone but his mother, lucky for him

Chris Matthews calls them The Romanoffs, but I had this schema worked out long before he started saying that. Once I came up with Mad King the rest just fell into place -- what a sick family.

[Lunabell]

124. Mango Magat.

[3catwoman3]

125. Cadet Bonespurs - thank you, Senator Duckworth (my senator).

Also, courtesy of the recently retired editor of Vanity Fair, a short-fingered vulgarian.

I love it that this still bugs him.

I typically just refer to him by his full name (his middle name is not really John) - Donald Fucking Trump.

[sprinkleeninow]

126. Why am I so needy? 🤔😆

Schlumpy

[Adrahil]

127. Hair Furor. NT

[Trumpocalypse]

128. Orangutan Overload

[Tucker08087]

130. Living near Atlantic City, my nickname has been either

The Boardwalk Broker
The Heir (hair) inapparent
The Man Who Takes the Fun out of Dysfunctional Family

[Sucha NastyWoman]

131. Putin's Puppet

As simple as that

[zaj]

132. Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing Shitgibbon

[4TheArts]

133. Bastard out of Moscow

Nt

[alittlelark]

134. Drumpfcicle

[Bettie]

135. Evil Circus Peanut

He's evil, kind of soft, a weird color, and no one really likes him.

[Beringia]

136. Shaltai Boltai

Humpty Dumpty in Russian

Shaltai Boltai is a hacking group known for leaking Russian government information and personal documents of government officials.

[Fresh_Start]

137. Current favorite is orange fungus....

an orange fungal growth seems pretty discussing to me

[COLGATE4]

138. Orange colored loudmouthed shitgibbon

[tableturner]

139. Mine's simple.....it's sort of the Occam's Razor of Trump nicknames: Horse's Ass......

[yonder]

140. "Tanzaniac", of course.

pronounced as he pronounces Tanzania. The zany part is misleading as it suggests mad, harmless comedy whereas tRump only has the mad part figured out.

[Kitchari]

141. The Depraved Charlatan. n/t

[TygrBright]

142. [Redacted]. His name will not cross my keyboard. n/t

[pepperbear]

144. Orange Julius

[ProudLib72]

146. I don't always use a nickname for the Rump

But when I do, I prefer "orange shitstain". That's all he is.

[Demonaut]

147. Orange Twitler

[Demonaut]

148. 666 the Anti-Christ

[oswaldactedalone]

149. Nm

[kysrsoze]

151. Dump

[JenniferJuniper]

152. Humpty Trumpty

[bubbazero]

153. Trump nickname

With due deference to those two who have specific knowledge of both aspects of this nickname-(Stormy Daniels and Robert Mueller) I hereby dub our potus as UNO the TINY

[MiltonBrown]

154. Benedict Barnum

[sheshe2]

155. Give the star/heart to another....

however...

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That is all I have to say.

PS, lol...the finger was not meant for you, TheOther95Percent.

[Desert grandma]

156. Orange Buffoon

or maybe Ignorant Con Man

[dustyscamp]

157. Donnie Tantrum

[torius]

158. Agent Orange, IQ45, -45, Don the Con

[hvn_nbr_2]

159. Here's a list

Orange Foolius
Dolt45
Donnie Two Scoops
Donnie Dingleberry
Donnie Shortfingers
Cheeto
Dotard
Doughtard
Doughturd
The Orange Dotard
Dotard J. Quisling
Cheetolini
Cheetolini Pussygrabber
President Pussygrab
Donnie Dumbass
toddler-in-chief
baby-in-chief
racist-in-chief
traitor-in-chief
Cadet Bone Spurs
Cheeto Von Tweeto
Humpty Dumbass
Bloaty McBloatface
Der Gropenfuehrer
IQ45
Bozo the Klan
Comrade Donald
The Dear Leader
The Dear Cheeto
Agent Orange
Spanky Dennison
Spanky McTinyHands
Donald J. Quisling von Vichy
Benedict Donald
Golfsquatch
Traitor Tot
Combover Caligula
Agolf Twittler
Diaper Don
Tangerine Wankmaggot
Putin's puppet
Putin's puppy
Putin's poodle
Putin's apprentice
Neandertrump
Mango Mussolini
The Orange Pestilence
Individual 1
Trumpolini
Trumpty Dumpty
Forrest Trump
Dumbagogue

[Awsi Dooger]

160. Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

3/4 is close enough

[KewlKat]

161. Bagdad Don

[mnmoderatedem]

162. President Mouth Diarrhea

[nitpicker]

163. Thump

[mindfulNJ]

164. Dumbagogue

I saw someone call him that on DU recently and thought it was brilliant 😊 Sorry I can’t remember who you are!

[treestar]

165. Just saw a new one

Moronodon!

[gldstwmn]

168. Fartler. n/t

[The Truth Is Here]

169. Fuckface von Clownstick

[Stinky The Clown]

170. President LaFu

Lazy Fuck

[samplegirl]

171. Fat Nixon

[Rosco T.]

172. The Annoying Orange

what else?

[lunatica]

173. President Shroom head.