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(From: michellemalkin.com )
The radical left-wing in the United States has focused its full force on an attempt to destroy the candidacy of Missouri Congressman Todd Akin. The following telephone interview with Rep. Akin was conducted last night.
MM: Congressman Akin, you are being subjected to an attack of biblical proportions, for simply asserting the scientific evidence of the Pro-Life Movement. How does it effect you as an individual?
RTA: Well, Michelle, I view it in the context of our nation�s history. When God wanted our forefathers to bring civilization to the wilderness of North America, they were often subjected to the anti-Christian attacks of savage Indians. This is really no different. Today, I am leading a wagon-train to bring civilization to the US Senate. And Chief Clare McCaskill is leading the savage resistance.
MM: Isn�t it a fact that you not only have a degree in science, but that you served on the Congressional House Science Committee?
RTA: Yes. I earned a Masters of Divinity from the Covenant Theological Seminary in 1984. I graduated at the top of my class. And that included several classes in biblical science. This allows me to have a perfect grasp of the legitimate role that science can be allowed to play in society.
On the House Science Committee, for example, I have served on two important subcommittees, Energy and Environment, and Space and Aeronautics. Think of how dangerous each of these could be without a proper understanding of biblical law and prophecy? We have anti-God forces that call themselves �environmentalists� attempting to restrict our God-given natural resources. They�ve been mislead by Satan to actually believe that it is wrong, even dangerous, to exploit those energy resources that the Bible clearly states were put here by God for our use.
MM: How about the Space Sub-committee?
RTA: There are those who profess to believe that science should be searching for evidence of life in the cosmos. We know from reading the Bible that there is no life in space. We human beings, created in God�s image, are His greatest creation. That proves beyond question that we are the exact center of the universe.
God created space for one reason, and one reason only: for the United States to civilize, if you will, with advances in the technology of weapons systems. But a generation has been brain-washed by communist television programs, such as �Star Track� and �Lost in Space.� Christians know to avoid these dangerous works of the devil. We prefer to site with our families outside, gazing at the heavens, knowing that there are weapons systems out there that are keeping us safe.
MM: With your deep scientific insights, does it surprise you to have not only the democrat party attacking you, but some supposedly Republican leaders calling for you to drop out of the Senate Race?
RTA: Oh, gosh no, Michelle. It�s part of the Divine Prophesy, and to be expected. It serves to reinforce my faith. If you read from the Book of Genocide, you can see that God was so unhappy about Roe v. Wade, that he allowed a foreign Muslim to become president. And now, because of the conflict between Good and Evil, we are faced with the prospect of having a Mormon for president.
MM: Is Mitt Romney a Christian?
RTA: Of course not. Now, he had his opportunity. In 2007, when he began running for president, Boothie offered to serve as a Christian advisor to him �.
MM: Who is �Boothie�?
RTA: Oh, Dr. John Willke. We all call him Boothie, in honor of the great American that his father, Rev. Paul Bigelow Atkin, named him for. Anyhow, Romney released a press statement saying how proud he was to �have the support of a man who has meant so much to the pro-life and pro-family movement in our country.� Yet today, like Judas, Mitt denies he knows the Founding Father of the Right to Life Movement. Mitt has known what God�s Word is, and now he has turned away from it.
MM: Hasn�t Paul Ryan also suggested that you step down?
RTA: Publicly, yes, he has been forced to. But he has also called me. He pointed out that a growing number of Evangelical leaders have asked Romney to �step down,� and allow the true Christian to head the ticket.
MM: Are you getting support from the Evangelicals?
RTA: Certainly. Tony Perkins called and reminded my of the time in June of 2001, when he interviewed me on a Family Research Council show, and I said that �at the heart of liberalism really is a hatred of God, and a belief that government should replace God.� That was 100% true then, and is even truer today. The exact measure of their hatred of God is found in their attacks upon me, as His agent to re-establish biblical law in America today.
MM: Truly, we live in a dangerous time. Thank you so much, not only for granting me this exclusive interview, but also for doing the Lord�s work.
RTA: Thank you, Michelle. And really, it�s my duty. Jesus said He cannot return unto earth while we have Muslim or Mormon leadership. I�m just doing my part.
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