The National Enquirer is going to look into Bezos's allegations

[KayF]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-bezos/national-enquirer-owner-defends-reporting-on-amazons-bezos-idUSKCN1PX1KW

“In light of the nature of the allegations published by Mr. Bezos, the Board has convened and determined that it should promptly and thoroughly investigate the claims. Upon completion of that investigation, the Board will take whatever appropriate action is necessary,” it added.

[spanone]

1. well, I have a lot of faith in that!!!!!

[Pachamama]

2. Witch Hunt?

[MrsCoffee]

3. I lol'd.

[dalton99a]

4. How they thoroughly investigate

[redstatebluegirl]

5. Yea right....

[SWBTATTReg]

6. There's nothing to look into. The National Enq. should be put out of business along w/ its ...

other trash. Since they only print bogus articles on innocent people in an attempt to smear them. The whole crowd of them. Where do all of these people come from? It's like the swamp came to town, and settled into D.C. when rump won. I feel dirty just thinking these scumbags.

[Dennis Donovan]

7. Breaking! Mole emerges, AMI is completely innocent!

"I saw Bezos' penis. That's what made me make this face."

[genxlib]

8. That's the first step in identifying a fall guy

10-1 there will be an announcement that the offending party was acting on his own and did not have authority to act on behalf of the company.

He will be fired but will still get a big severance accompanied by a non-disclosure.

[mercuryblues]

9. What that statement really means

The board will meet to determine its liability. the only investigating it will do will be about if that blackmail email nulls the plea agreement with Mueller's investigating.

What they call appropriate action is hiding their assets, covering their asses and blackmailing Amazon employees into supporting their claims.

[MontanaMama]

10. Sounds legit...

[RockRaven]

11. 1) Insert thumb in ass 2) Remove thumb from ass 3) Examine thumb 4) Shrug 5) Declare nothing found

or some equivalent of the above.

[Claritie Pixie]

12. Pecker is on the board. Hilarious.

[yellowcanine]

13. Fox says he will investigate the henhouse incident!

[GemDigger]

14. Bank robbers will now be investigating themselves too.

It is decades past time for that trash rag to be burned to the ground. No more aliens, no more mutants, no more political hit shots.