Okay, not to derail the dogs thread: what kind of pet would suit T?

[grumpyduck]

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My first thought would be something like a weasel.

Please don't say a cat. I'm sitting here with our rescued Maine Coon and he has his paw on my arm.

[hlthe2b]

1. piranha--though even it may be too "warm blooded" in comparison

[GoCubsGo]

2. Head lice.

[Midnightwalk]

29. I like the sentiment

But don’t lice like hair? Maybe crabs would work.

[lark]

33. Perfect answer -

bloodsucking parasite that creates nothing on it's own, too bad drumpf is so much ugliar that it's an insult to lice.

[jberryhill]

51. Precisely what I had in mind

However, I think it would be cruel to the lice.

[Rhiannon12866]

70. ...

[calimary]

3. How 'bout a gnat? Same attention span, anyway.

And probably not a lot of upkeep.

[NeoGreen]

4. Cat...

...a big hungry one.

[ProudLib72]

5. Bot fly larva

Located in the groin

[mokawanis]

6. Potbellied pig

Looks, acts, and sounds just like Trump.

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Nah! Any animal would take attention away from Dolt45, he needs and craves it all, not 75% of it.

[mokawanis]

63. That's a good point

could also be that the pig would be so much like Trump that he'd fall in love with it and want to divorce Malaria.

[Tom Rinaldo]

7. A Komodo Dragon

Maybe we'd get lucky and it would turn on Trump.

[3catwoman3]

8. A tapeworm.

They are just as ugly as Trump, and they suck the life out of the host, much as he is trying to do to this country.

[Roland99]

27. Bingo!

[procon]

9. Any poisonous viper - rattlesnake, cobra...nt

[True Dough]

10. One of these!

[fleur-de-lisa]

20. +1

[smirkymonkey]

11. Honey Badger!

[Moostache]

28. I would LOVE to watch a video of Trump trying to evade that thing...

Pure. Comedic. Gold.

[harumph]

12. A tick

[Ohiogal]

13. A cockroach.

[The Truth Is Here]

14. Any elderly Chinese Crested.

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[RockRaven]

15. A pigeon

bloated appearance, urban-dwelling, eats junk, craps on everything, no attention span

[Crunchy Frog]

16. A wolverine?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Something very large and carnivorous

with a taste for fat and gristle.

[Shrike47]

18. a Newt.

[fleur-de-lisa]

19. A Tasmanian Devil with rabies.

[Elwood P Dowd]

21. A few of these would make nice pets for his golf courses....

Plus, it would stimulate the economy from all the extra estate sales.

[FakeNoose]

40. +1 You got my vote

That monster looks like he could digest Chump in less than a week.

[Initech]

22. Venus Fly Trap

[magicarpet]

23. May a 1,000 rabid mean dogs,...

... bite and tear his fat Orange ass to a bloody pulp.

[backscatter712]

49. I'll just leave this here...

ACHTUNG: VERY VIOLENT, NSFW... but very satisfying!

[magicarpet]

58. Bon Apptit,.... only wish it was the Orange Treasonous Swine that the dogs feasted on.

[greymattermom]

24. Old, fat, lazy dog

with incontinence issues.

[Vinca]

25. Playboy bunny.

[Fresh_Start]

26. a slug...leaves a slime trail and so does trump nt

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[ChoppinBroccoli]

30. He's A Sociopath, And Therefore Incapable Of Loving Anything Other Than Himself

That's why he doesn't have pets, and that's why there IS no pet that suits him. By my definition, the difference between a pet and just some animal is that a pet is a beloved member of the family. I could see Trump having a trained service animal that would do things for him based on his every whim, but never a pet.

Come to think of it, he already kind of has a service animal that caters to his whims despite the fact that he's incapable of loving it back. We call her Melania.

[Donkees]

31. Venomous Trumpapillar

[flibbitygiblets]

32. Maybe a pride of hungry lions hell-bent on avenging his family for killing one of theirs

[LiberalFighter]

35. Morey Eel

[JHB]

36. A pet rock

Owed all of its popularity to marketing, did nothing to earn it.

It's cheap to take care of, he can brand and market his own knock-off, and in a pinch he can throw it.

The perfect TrumpPet

[TygrBright]

59. DING-DING!! We have a winner. Every actual life form has a purpose...

...so there's really no form of life that would be valueless enough to subject to such a toxic influence.

A pet rock would be perfect.

appreciatively,
Bright

[TEB]

38. Genital crabs

[atreides1]

39. Two options

A tick or a mosquito...they're both blood suckers and carry diseases!!!!

[nocoincidences]

41. A hungry T-Rex...

and his friends.

[spinbaby]

45. Perfect

Something that would eat him.

[peggysue2]

42. A snake

Like the one he swooned over during the campaign, the snake invited into the house only to mortally wound its caretaker. So beautiful, he said.

Yeah, that snake. To bite his ugly mug!

[Atticus]

43. A spirochete. nt

[GoCubsGo]

48. His brain is likely riddled with them already.

[jberryhill]

55. Dang, I should have read all of the replies first....

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211815016#post53

[ismnotwasm]

44. A Basilisk

[dlk]

46. I Could See Trump with a Pet Tarantula -It Suits Him

[GoCubsGo]

50. They're actually nice, docile creatures.

I used to have one as a pet, and I wouldn't wish Trump on any of them. They do not bite unless provoked, which can be said about most creatures.

[ismnotwasm]

56. Naw, I follow a number of keepers, and it's interesting hobby

Of course, he would get bit, so maybe yes

[backscatter712]

47. Trump's the kind of SOB that needs a court order forbidding him from keeping pets.

[Siwsan]

52. A bloated tick

[jberryhill]

53. Treponema pallidum

[Doreen]

54. Come on people.

For any of you who mentioned any kind of living creature should be ashamed of yourselves. Putting down any of those creatures to be anything like trump is just so unkind....sad.

[mahina]

57. Guinea worm but Jimmy Carter eradicated them.

So I’ll settle for centipede. Or tanantula.

[TygrBright]

60. Whaddaya mean? He already has a pet turtle!

reasonably,
Bright

[dlk]

65. LOL!

[Flaleftist]

61. A Black Mamba

[Marrah_Goodman]

62. A pet rock n/t

[meadowlander]

64. A rat.

He seems to surround himself with them anyway. Would probably try to make it sign a tiny non-disclosure agreement.

[NCjack]

66. Sonorian gila monster lizard. Feels a little scaly, very friendly and noted for

need to sleep in the bed, under the covers.

[CottonBear]

67. Pet rock.

They were popular in the 70s.

[onecaliberal]

68. Not a pet but perfect for him. Maggot.

[Glamrock]

69. He has a pet.

It's a Mike Pence.

[Maru Kitteh]

71. Naegleria fowleri

It's possible he may already host this pet. It would explain a lot.

[struggle4progress]

72. Lamprey?

[Hugin]

73. A tumble bug.

The entire clan could use it to get from place to place. So, it's also a practical choice.

[arthritisR_US]

74. Cockroach

[RichardRay]

75. About a dozen Newfoundland's

Set free in the WH. Allowed on the furniture, especially in the Oval Office, and DJT’s bed. They’re great spirits. I think he’d give up first.

[LuvNewcastle]

76. A hyena

Hearing Donald talk is just as distasteful as hearing a hyena. He’s like a hyena with a Twitter account.

[Midnight Writer]

77. A very passive pussy.

[PufPuf23]

78. Syphilis

Treponema pallidum spp pallidum

[democratisphere]

79. La Cucaracha

[Dorian Gray]

80. Crabs...

Not the cute hermit crabs. More the ones that invade his genital pubic area.

[jmowreader]

81. Saltwater crocodile. The bigger the better.

Alternative pets include black rhinoceroses, hippos, man-eating sharks, stonefish, box jellies, blue-ringed octopuses, cane toads, any animal native to Australia, flamboyant cuttlefishes, porcupines, skunks (non-descented) and sewer rats.

[samnsara]

82. no dog should be subjected to this madman

[bluecollar2]

83. Ringworm or Tapeworm... n/t

[COLGATE4]

84. A vampire bat

[DonViejo]

85. Locking...

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