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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOkay, not to derail the dogs thread: what kind of pet would suit T?
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My first thought would be something like a weasel.
Please don't say a cat. I'm sitting here with our rescued Maine Coon and he has his paw on my arm.
hlthe2b
(102,195 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,078 posts)Midnightwalk
(3,131 posts)But dont lice like hair? Maybe crabs would work.
lark
(23,083 posts)bloodsucking parasite that creates nothing on it's own, too bad drumpf is so much ugliar that it's an insult to lice.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)However, I think it would be cruel to the lice.
Rhiannon12866
(205,074 posts)calimary
(81,189 posts)And probably not a lot of upkeep.
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)...a big hungry one.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Located in the groin
mokawanis
(4,438 posts)Looks, acts, and sounds just like Trump.
TheBlackAdder
(28,180 posts)mokawanis
(4,438 posts)could also be that the pig would be so much like Trump that he'd fall in love with it and want to divorce Malaria.
Tom Rinaldo
(22,912 posts)Maybe we'd get lucky and it would turn on Trump.
3catwoman3
(23,965 posts)They are just as ugly as Trump, and they suck the life out of the host, much as he is trying to do to this country.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)procon
(15,805 posts)True Dough
(17,296 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Moostache
(9,895 posts)Pure. Comedic. Gold.
harumph
(1,897 posts)Ohiogal
(31,956 posts)The Truth Is Here
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RockRaven
(14,951 posts)bloated appearance, urban-dwelling, eats junk, craps on everything, no attention span
Crunchy Frog
(26,579 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)with a taste for fat and gristle.
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Plus, it would stimulate the economy from all the extra estate sales.
FakeNoose
(32,613 posts)That monster looks like he could digest Chump in less than a week.
Initech
(100,056 posts)magicarpet
(14,144 posts)... bite and tear his fat Orange ass to a bloody pulp.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)ACHTUNG: VERY VIOLENT, NSFW... but very satisfying!
magicarpet
(14,144 posts)greymattermom
(5,754 posts)with incontinence issues.
Vinca
(50,251 posts)Fresh_Start
(11,330 posts)Last edited Wed Feb 13, 2019, 01:39 PM - Edit history (1)
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ChoppinBroccoli
(3,784 posts)That's why he doesn't have pets, and that's why there IS no pet that suits him. By my definition, the difference between a pet and just some animal is that a pet is a beloved member of the family. I could see Trump having a trained service animal that would do things for him based on his every whim, but never a pet.
Come to think of it, he already kind of has a service animal that caters to his whims despite the fact that he's incapable of loving it back. We call her Melania.
Donkees
(31,366 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,831 posts)JHB
(37,158 posts)Owed all of its popularity to marketing, did nothing to earn it.
It's cheap to take care of, he can brand and market his own knock-off, and in a pinch he can throw it.
The perfect TrumpPet
TygrBright
(20,755 posts)...so there's really no form of life that would be valueless enough to subject to such a toxic influence.
A pet rock would be perfect.
appreciatively,
Bright
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TEB
(12,840 posts)atreides1
(16,068 posts)A tick or a mosquito...they're both blood suckers and carry diseases!!!!
nocoincidences
(2,218 posts)and his friends.
spinbaby
(15,088 posts)Something that would eat him.
peggysue2
(10,826 posts)Like the one he swooned over during the campaign, the snake invited into the house only to mortally wound its caretaker. So beautiful, he said.
Yeah, that snake. To bite his ugly mug!
Atticus
(15,124 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,078 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,974 posts)dlk
(11,540 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,078 posts)I used to have one as a pet, and I wouldn't wish Trump on any of them. They do not bite unless provoked, which can be said about most creatures.
ismnotwasm
(41,974 posts)Of course, he would get bit, so maybe yes
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Siwsan
(26,257 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)For any of you who mentioned any kind of living creature should be ashamed of yourselves. Putting down any of those creatures to be anything like trump is just so unkind....sad.
mahina
(17,637 posts)So Ill settle for centipede. Or tanantula.
TygrBright
(20,755 posts)reasonably,
Bright
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)Marrah_Goodman
(1,586 posts)meadowlander
(4,393 posts)He seems to surround himself with them anyway. Would probably try to make it sign a tiny non-disclosure agreement.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)need to sleep in the bed, under the covers.
CottonBear
(21,596 posts)They were popular in the 70s.
onecaliberal
(32,812 posts)Glamrock
(11,794 posts)It's a Mike Pence.
Maru Kitteh
(28,333 posts)It's possible he may already host this pet. It would explain a lot.
struggle4progress
(118,270 posts)Hugin
(33,112 posts)The entire clan could use it to get from place to place. So, it's also a practical choice.
arthritisR_US
(7,286 posts)RichardRay
(2,611 posts)Set free in the WH. Allowed on the furniture, especially in the Oval Office, and DJTs bed. Theyre great spirits. I think hed give up first.
LuvNewcastle
(16,843 posts)Hearing Donald talk is just as distasteful as hearing a hyena. Hes like a hyena with a Twitter account.
Midnight Writer
(21,737 posts)PufPuf23
(8,764 posts)Treponema pallidum spp pallidum
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)Dorian Gray
(13,488 posts)Not the cute hermit crabs. More the ones that invade his genital pubic area.
jmowreader
(50,546 posts)Alternative pets include black rhinoceroses, hippos, man-eating sharks, stonefish, box jellies, blue-ringed octopuses, cane toads, any animal native to Australia, flamboyant cuttlefishes, porcupines, skunks (non-descented) and sewer rats.
samnsara
(17,615 posts)bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)DonViejo
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