Donnie was going to give Melania a box of chocolate for V-day, but he ________!

[imanamerican63]

Fill in the blank!

Me? but he gave the box to Putin!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. ate them

[imanamerican63]

2. ....

[NurseJackie]

3. GMTA!

[mercuryblues]

4. gave them to his mistress instead

[RockRaven]

5. greatly misunderstood the phrase "Hershey Squirts"

[dchill]

6. Shat himself after eating the whole box.

AND the box.

[lkinwi]

7. He bowed down and offered them as a peace offering to Nancy.

Of course she tossed them away.

[Ohiogal]

8. Didn't know she was out of town so

he ate them himself

[world wide wally]

9. But he couldn't spell Melany

[malaise]

10. did not want to pay for them

[consider_this]

11. forgot to bring his ID to the grocery store.

[consider_this]

12. decided not to when he realized they were brown.

[consider_this]

13. decided she might like a little mushroom better.

[consider_this]

14. was too busy making up a fake emergency.

[consider_this]

15. watched FAUX News for hours and...

no one there told him what brand or type he should buy.

[fleur-de-lisa]

16. I initially thought you wrote "VD Day"

So he gave her a venereal disease? Pretty sure Trump gave Melanie herpes the first time he paid for her services. The gift that keeps on giving!

[MrScorpio]

17. Gave her an STD instead.

[HipChick]

19. Lmao!....

[consider_this]

18. just grabbed her by the p*s*y.

[consider_this]

20. realized it was time he finally gave her the finest covfefe that money could buy!